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  • The Zombies Faq

    Question 1:

    When can i play sum zombiez plzzzzzzzzz?

    Zombies has been banned during the following days:

    Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday

    Zombies is allowed during the following days:

    Friday, Saturday, Sunday




    Question 2:

    OMFG, is this thing like forever?

    No, it is not forever. It is until we get more diverse events from hosts and up the number of hosts. I am sure you guys would like to play OTHER games and try new experiences. Imagine if this zombie marathon continued for 3 years straight. You would become a zombie also. We, for the better of the zone, feel it's best to change things up once in a while. This ban on zombies during weekdays will not be forever, but it will give you guys some time to breath and appreciate zombies when it does comeback in the nearby future.
    After the ban is lifted, we will most likely place restrictions on how many zombies may be hosted in a 24 hour period such as 5 a day maximum. It was reaching near 15 zombie games a day. And 5 a day does not mean from 3pm till 5pm, straight zombies.

    Question 3

    So there's other events you talk about, I haven't seen crap from you idiots!

    Be patient. This is why the ban is for a longer period of time than just a week. The hosts need to get used to not hosting zombies as this has been a trend for almost an entire year. We are expecting new events from TW DEV and plenty more from PLAYERS just like you! Expect more events during the week and also weekday nights! Alot of changes are going down.

    Question 4

    So you say new events from players like me? Where can I submit my awesome kewl map and event at?

    We have a brand new Map Coordinator, F22 Raptor! He is on the job almost everyday. Submit your map to: TWMaps@gmail.com



    If there are any other questions, feel free to contact me (cRaZi) ingame or through this forum. If you contact me while I am TWDing, I will ignore you promptly. Thanks!
    1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

    5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
    5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
    5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
    5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
    5:Attila> :\
    5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
    5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
    5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
    5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

  • #2
    Mew meeeow mew meow :3
    Last edited by FozzY2K; 01-07-2013, 06:46 PM.
    Mmmmrrrrrow meow meeeeowww mew meow. ~swishes tails~ =^.^=

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    • #3
      Kyace used to have a bot that randomly picked a player who stayed as a zombie when killed. And that person would get to pick the next event.

      And TW already has a ton of events.

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      • #4
        diversity, new events, creativity, personality... sounds like I might be getting rehired soon.
        Rabble Rabble Rabble

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        • #5
          There are quite a few diverse events already up; it's a matter of the <ER>s who arn't willing to host them due to difficulty or preference for others.
          Celibrate
          XXX is overrated.

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          • #6
            I would like to and end to this lame trend of people speccing when they become a zombie....
            Rediscover online gaming. Get Subspace

            Mantra-Slider> you like it rough
            Kitty> true

            I girl with BooBiez> OH I GET IT U PRETEND TO BE A MAN


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            • #7
              There are a plethora of great events. Very true, but we always can make new, fantastic, crazier ones also! Think of it like the record business:

              There are YEARS and YEARS of great music! But most people still want to hear NEW music all the time. Most of the time, the NEW music is just a repackaged version of the old music with a few things tweaked about it.

              That is what making "NEW" events really is.

              Any other questions?
              1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

              5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
              5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
              5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
              5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
              5:Attila> :\
              5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
              5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
              5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
              5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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              • #8
                Originally posted by crazi
                Any other questions?
                ?go terrierufc
                ?go castleconq

                Both fresh from the oven; both neglected.
                Celibrate
                XXX is overrated.

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                • #9
                  I'll be resolving these issues soon after I get the OK from the boss !
                  1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

                  5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
                  5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
                  5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
                  5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
                  5:Attila> :\
                  5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
                  5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
                  5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
                  5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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                  • #10
                    Zombies is gay. Bring back javtourny, rabbit, pointbase, and trenchopol!!!
                    Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                    Message has been sent to online moderators
                    2:BLeeN> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>no
                    2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                    2:BLeeN> ok then no
                    :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by crazi
                      OMFG, is this thing like forever?

                      No, it is not forever. It is until we get more diverse events from hosts and up the number of hosts.
                      That is a red herring. Logically, one does not ban events from time frames in a measure to increase hosts. Since none of those who decided to ban zombies have suggested teaching ERs and ZHs how to host stuff to counter-balance the zomban, the weekly hosts will drop, which will then be used as evidence to prove that zombies ruined the zone.

                      When it was suggested that the ERs' number of adverts drop after limiting the event pool for most of the week, Crazi said this:
                      Originally posted by 8/22/06
                      Kyace> Many people, when told they can't host certain things, will simplely host less.
                      cRaZi> well, then we'll get new people
                      cRaZi> like Chao <ZH>
                      Kyace> ...
                      cRaZi> who want to take those people's positions
                      I asked what measure cRaZi was using to base the decision of if zombies go back to all week on and got this:
                      C 2:Kyace> Fine, what is the ratio of zombie hosts to non-zombie hosts?
                      C 2:Kyace> Before the weekday ban?
                      C 2:cRaZi> too many
                      C 2:Kyace> So if you didn't bother to measure the pre-ban ratio of zomb:non-zomb, and arn't measuring it now, how will you know if it worked?
                      C 2:cRaZi> sigh
                      C 2:cRaZi> kyace
                      C 2:cRaZi> give it a rest lol
                      C 2:cRaZi> what is up with you and zombies
                      C 2:cRaZi> u have to think of the bigger spectrum
                      So I took a moment to figure up the percent of adverts to zombie arenas out of all adverts (I took zombie arenas as: twtown, twcity, twvillage, minotaur, ghoul games, jurassic, zombies, zombies2, zombies3, turkey, nemosbase, heist, highschool, bugs, bug and the like)
                      Code:
                      Week		Zomb	Total 	Percent of zombie:All
                      Aug 13 - 19	33	172	19.18604651
                      Aug 6 - 12	13	175	7.428571429
                      Jul 30 - Aug 5	16	109	14.67889908
                      Jul 23 - 29	12	149	8.053691275
                      Jul 16 - 22	27	198	13.63636364
                      Jul 9 - 15	27	274	9.854014599
                      Note: the weekend-only zombie rule was announced during the week of Aug 13 - 19.

                      Some interesting things pop out. It would seem that from the week of Aug 6-12 to the week of Aug 13-19, the percent of zombies increased by almost 300%. This may be explained by lots of hosts wanting to get zombies out of their system before the next week.
                      The percent of zombie arena adverts (95) out of total adverts (905) from Jul 9 to Aug 12 is 10%.

                      So now I ask again: What percent are we aiming for?

                      (Note, I had to parse over 1000 adverts manually since I don't get any of the neat sql queries to do this for me, so if you notice any error in my math please tell me and I will correct it.)
                      People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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                      • #12
                        Response to Kyace

                        Kyace,

                        Although I don't agree with you posting private staff chat in public and taking my words out of context to support your own arguments, I will answer your claims and possibly any doubts that Trenchers may have:

                        First of all,

                        No one can claim the results of <ER>'s hosting less because this so called "Zombies Weekday Ban" has only been in effect for three (3) days. It started on the 21st and you posted your comment up on the 23rd (at least according to my calendar). I think we should at least wait for a week before questioning the decision. I don't really think they are hosting less at all in my opinion. There are different hosts and most of the people on staff are on vacation or are busy with other things. Different months have different flucuations on how many events are hosted as all the event referees and other staff members are voluntarily working.

                        Now, for the stats:

                        -------------------------
                        July 24th - August 24th

                        deathmatch hosted 46 times
                        hunt hosted 30 times
                        javs2 hosted 29 times
                        pallies hosted 28 times
                        hockey hosted 14 times


                        Zombies maps

                        twvillage 22 times
                        twcity 17 times
                        twtown 10 times
                        highschool 6 times
                        zombies3 4 times
                        zombies 4 times
                        zombies2 2 times

                        Deathmatch is a multi-purpose arena (meaning alot of different events could have been hosted there such as SUPER SHARKS, HUNT, DEATHMATCH, KILLER, CONQUER, ETC.. ), we should not really count that arena as far as just strictly a wb deathmatch to 10 game.

                        Zombies was hosted a total of 65 times. This means within a 30 day period, it was hosted avg 2 times a day everyday. But obviously this is not the case as it would have probably not been hosted one day and hosted maybe 7 times in one day.

                        I personally have no problem with the fact zombies is hosted. I just feel that we should let it rest for a little bit as recently it has been the most hosted event. Some people may be getting tired of it as the game is losing it's luster.

                        But, let's check out prior months:

                        June 24th - July 24th

                        Deathmatch 43 Hosts
                        Pallies 32 Hosts
                        Octabase 31 Hosts
                        Hunt 29 Hosts
                        Javs2 24 Hosts
                        Warpwars 24 Hosts
                        Balanceout 22 Hosts
                        Hockey hosted 18 times

                        Zombie Maps

                        Twcity 34 Hosts
                        Twtown 15 hosts
                        Twvillage 11 hosts
                        Zombies3 9 hosts
                        Zombies 8 hosts
                        Highschool 7 hosts
                        Pirates 6 hosts

                        That is: 82 hosts

                        Let's go back another month:

                        May 24th - June 24th

                        Hockey 52 hosts
                        Deathmatch 52 hosts
                        javs2 47 hosts
                        hunt 46 hosts
                        pallies 32 hosts
                        balanceout 29 hosts
                        freezetag 23 hosts


                        Zombies 14 hosts
                        Twcity 8 hosts

                        In this particular month, you can see other events were over hosted.


                        April 24th - May 24th

                        Hockey 63 hosts
                        Balanceout 28 hosts
                        Hunt 24 hosts
                        Javs2 22 hosts
                        Deathmatch 21 hosts

                        Zombie Maps:

                        twcity 5 hosts
                        pirates 4 hosts
                        zombies3 2 hosts

                        Pretty small numbers, Hockey being WAY over hosted.

                        Next month:

                        March 24th - April 24th

                        Deathmatch 50 hosts
                        Hockey 50 hosts
                        Hunt 31 hosts
                        Javs2 24 hosts
                        Pallies 18 hosts

                        Zombie Maps

                        Zombies 7 hosts
                        Twcity 5 hosts

                        As you can see, hockey is still over hosted like crazy.

                        Again, let's go back

                        Feb 24 - March 24

                        hockey 77 hosts
                        deathmatch 38 hosts
                        hunt 28 hosts

                        zombie maps

                        twcity 11 hosts
                        island 7 hosts




                        So what have we learned from this past history lesson?

                        Hockey was WAY over hosted. The result?

                        Before we used to get an insane ammount of requests all day asking to host Hockey. That number has shrunk TREMENDOUSLY. Now there are fewer people in TW as baseelim is always dead and just fewer people are playing.
                        Perhaps (and not to say this was the only reason) people got sick of it?

                        SOLUTION TO THIS BULL CRAP:

                        We need to host more diverse maps and games! The public doesn't just want to play the same old crap staff forcefeeds everyday.

                        Yes, I did say:

                        Kyace> Many people, when told they can't host certain things, will simplely host less.
                        cRaZi> well, then we'll get new people
                        cRaZi> like Chao <ZH>
                        Kyace> ...
                        cRaZi> who want to take those people's positions
                        And the truth is, if people can't bring it to yourself to search for a different arena and host a cool new game or just even an old game in a new arena, then maybe we need to find new people. I am sure there are MANY people that play Trench Wars that would LOVE to host games and have their own ideas come to life for their peers.

                        Saying that I am not providing them with alternatives is incorrect also. The alternatives have always been there. That is why TWDEV exists. It is not as if Trench Wars only has 10 arenas and 4 games available. There are better arenas than others, but it does not mean that they shouldn't get their shine also. I would just like to see smaller numbers in the same arenas over and over again. This of course has to not include balanceout because that is the only arena that it can be hosted in. But maybe we shouldn't host balanceout every day also. And definetely not javs2 24/7.

                        We are putting a weekday ban on zombies to freshen it up again so people might actually want to come back to the game and play. I do not hear too many people kicking and screaming about the ban. If I am wrong, please let me know but at least give it a chance.

                        Thanks,

                        cRaZi
                        Head of Event Coordination Team
                        1:Randedl> dude, if you ever spam out again during a game i'm benching you forever heh

                        5:Attila> then i sell windows vista and mac os's and stuff
                        5:Attila> its good drinkin money :/
                        5:crazi> u gonna be drinking cocks when they lock u up
                        5:Crazy> cockmeat sandwiches
                        5:Attila> :\
                        5:crazi> dont forget the appetizer
                        5:Crazy> jizz rag soup?
                        5:crazi> Seasoned Grade A Meyer's Ranch 100% pure Cock with truffles and a light crab sauce
                        5:Attila> u make it sound so yummy

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                        • #13
                          Kyace> Many people, when told they can't host certain things, will simplely host less.
                          cRaZi> well, then we'll get new people
                          cRaZi> like Chao <ZH>
                          Kyace> ...
                          cRaZi> who want to take those people's positions
                          chao is a zombies nut.
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            Nice propaganda crazi :thumbsup:

                            Trouper> i like child porn
                            Trouper> ooops

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                            • #15
                              Since I was one of the people always playing those hockey games I gotta agree that it was overhosted, but also we have an MSHL team for it (I think) so it was more zonered practice and TW recruiting.
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