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Happy Mothers Day!
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Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass.
I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.
im gonna slit yo throat, fuk u like a goat
i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE! -
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Me giving my girlfriend a dozen of roses on mother's day:
me> Happy Mother's day darling!
she> Umm thanks? Hey I'm not a mother you know
me> o I never told you bout that kid I have from my last marriage. Thought he could start living with us since his real mother died.
she> *totally silent for a minute*
she> WHAT THE FUCK!
edit: I'm not still completely sure if she got the joke, but at least she's not talking or answering calls so I guess that's a no.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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happy mothers day to my lovely wife spytek0420 who is a mother twice over
(now i can link her to this for xtra pts. YAY!)Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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Haha ägd!Originally posted by Jeansi View Post
Mothers day over here is the 27th tho.. so my mom has to wait
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