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    bubbles19518's guide to voting in tourny

    Hello new trenchwars player. As you may have noticed, TW has an automated tournament that runs 24 hours a day, 3 days a week where players can vote on various tournys and become champions. You may have noticed that the tournament arena is almost always dominated by javelin tournaments. After careful examination of the enemies strategy I have figured out how they accomplish this domination and wish to share it with you.

    VOTE TWICE YOU FUCKING TWATCAKES!!! JUST CAUSE YOU WIN THE FIRST VOTE AND GET IT TO BE WB DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STOP. YOU HAVE TO VOTE A SECOND TIME FOR 5 DEATHS. OTHERWISE THE NEWBIE BASERGAFS ALL VOTE 1 AND THE TOURNY GOES TO SHIT.

    That is all.
    -Bubbles
    Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
    Kthx> yes it is, newbie.
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  • #2
    Hello new Trenchwars player.

    As you may have noticed, there is an automated tournament in Trench Wars that runs 24 hours a day, 2 days a week. The third day (being Friday) only runs for approximately 16 hours.

    That is all.
    3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
    3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
    3:i.d.> da fk is that?
    3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
    3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
    3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
    3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
    3:Shadowmere> LOL
    3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

    Best> I never cooked a day in my life

    Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
    Shadowmere> Rofl
    Up in ya !> With his feet
    Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
    Up in ya !> l44t feet
    Deft> l44t f44t*
    Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
    Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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    • #3
      I predict lots of sertifi trashing.
      (Dutch Baser)>i would have voted mccain cuz he is white

      8:Hercules> whats a normal day for a finn consist of ?
      8:Singularity> alcohol and masturbation

      Daldur> if u add me 6th obviously u dont want me

      BasingCrew

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      • #4
        Don't worry Mela.
        3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
        3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
        3:i.d.> da fk is that?
        3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
        3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
        3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
        3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
        3:Shadowmere> LOL
        3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

        Best> I never cooked a day in my life

        Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
        Shadowmere> Rofl
        Up in ya !> With his feet
        Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
        Up in ya !> l44t feet
        Deft> l44t f44t*
        Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
        Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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        • #5
          I want to see another Sertifi vs Ward session.

          I would also like to reply to Sertifi on bubbles' behalf:

          bubbles19518> blow me
          (Twerp and Duel Pasta)
          5:dads revenge> they are both actually my virtual pet salamanders I have to feed them virtual flies 3 times a day

          1: Pandagirl!> What do I say back to that
          1: Pandagirl!> How about "lol"
          1: winipcfg> despite "lol"'s versatility, I don't think that'd be good in the situation

          If you can't beat them, eat them. ?go zombies3 - Chao <ER>

          Ricko> mvp gets poppadums from weak's corner shop

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          • #6
            If sertifi thinks nit picking the amount of hours tourny is actually operational for qualifies as an insult, thats his problem.

            I think it just shows how much of a loser he is, it takes a true nerd to know the exact hours tourny is up.

            Can we get back to the real issue here, teaching under privileged warbirds how to vote in tourny?
            -Bubbles
            Phillie> lag isnt skill btw F-35
            Kthx> yes it is, newbie.

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            • #7
              I think that if they're smart enough to read this forum, they'll know how to vote twice. ^-^

              You should advertise in game.
              AcidBomber <ER> ^-^

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              • #8
                Warbirds could just ?go elim leave tourny for the elite ship aka javelin
                1:Underground> WHO THE FUK ARE THE WITH, EASE, WITH EASE, EASE JR.

                Yojo?> And I keep arguing that when everyone else sees his stuff 3/10 of a second ahead of him, factoring in the 3/8 of a second it takes your brain to tell your hand to move, it's nothing to do with skill =/

                1:zidane> they dont wanna play vs. u dald
                1:B4sERmaN75_X> dald youve been blacklisted by pirates gg

                1:Ease> fucking stupid newbie sitting out of base for half an hour, then you finally come in and fire shots at 1000 mphl

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                • #9
                  hey sertifi you incorrectly mistakenly wrongly put a period after your forum name by accident

                  I think the period stands for not funny
                  afksry

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