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  • levis

    KEEP LEVIs........ they are useful for taking bace .... just make then unable to attatch.
    - Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk? -

    - Life is a game. Shit, I've lost the Bastard Dice... -

  • #2
    Bace?
    Originally posted by Diakka
    Lets stop being lil bitches

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    • #3
      Move this to /total bullshit posts section

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      • #4
        Are you a friend of Digitalwave? I think I've seen you on the e30sport forums.
        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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        • #5
          Give the guy a break, you can expect a diehard levi to be totally stupid....(or at least being an 11 year old)

          To prove this I hacked into the CIA and stole this raport about TW behaviour:

          Average IQ of pilots:

          Shark 120
          Terrier110
          Warbird 109
          Spider 109
          Javelin 105
          Weasel 105
          Lancaster 103
          Levi 63
          You ate some priest porridge

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          • #6
            yay, rank yourself top


            <-- levi at 1600 bounty killing a jackass 120 iq shark

            p.s. psychologist says i got a 180 iq.. wtfz
            Long range scanners indicate enemy activity in another quadrant, type ?GO to warp.

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            • #7
              How come you think the shark requires the most IQ zerzera?
              Choose the Best or Die Like the Rest!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Beef Lo Mein
                How come you think the shark requires the most IQ zerzera?
                Ever noticed how in pub there is lots of mines that need clearing so your team an get into the FR and yet everyone just sits there like they're magically going to disappear?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zerzera
                  Give the guy a break, you can expect a diehard levi to be totally stupid....(or at least being an 11 year old)

                  To prove this I hacked into the CIA and stole this raport about TW behaviour:

                  Average IQ of pilots:

                  Shark 120
                  Terrier110
                  Warbird 109
                  Spider 109
                  Javelin 105
                  Weasel 105
                  Lancaster 103
                  Levi 63
                  Wtf, I have 63 IQ and dont play Levi!
                  EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
                  cool koen> :)
                  PRiMORDiAL> pfft
                  cool koen> not because of a bug
                  EvoLd> Lol
                  Treachery> meh
                  EvoLd> why then?
                  PubAceR> women in power dont last
                  EvoLd> LOl
                  toaster oven reviews

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                  • #10
                    Average IQ of pilots:
                    Shark 120
                    Terrier110
                    Warbird 109
                    Spider 109
                    Javelin 105
                    Weasel 105
                    Lancaster 103
                    Levi 63
                    pff, u dont play pub enough then. in my opinion because i play pub extensively ever since i started playing a long time ago, heres what i say.

                    Average IQ of pilots (devoted mainly to a certain ship):

                    Shark 80
                    Terrier 100
                    Warbird 75
                    Spider 100
                    Javelin 70
                    Weasel 40
                    Lancaster 60-100 (the fact that they are usually nu doesnt have an effect on their IQ)
                    Levi 60

                    first of all the sharks are dumb as hell. they mine terribly and dont use reps in an effective manner at all.
                    terriers are failry smart. they have chosen a more unpopular ship and know what they are doing.
                    warbirds are dumb as rocks. go fight some. they all make the same mistakes.
                    spiders are good. they just are. they dont go with the norm like most people and use warbird as the main fighter.
                    javs are stupid. they make dumb shots in base, only play the ship cause its fun to shoot the bounciing bombs, and they often try to fight people in the spawn zone and use their rockets on people of no threat to them. dumb idiots.
                    weasels are almost always newbies. when i tell them that they argue there case, and fail to see that the ship is a piece of shit.
                    lancasters are either very new people or very experienced people. so its hard to tell just what their IQ is. sometimes though you will see someone in between and wonder what went wrong.(dont ask)
                    levi - the worst thing about levis is they think that skill is involved. hmm maybe a little knowledge, but not a lot of skill. shoot a wall, people blow up. some are probably teammates trying to get good records. "oh well" they say. they just want to blow things up before they run out of reps and get raped only to respawn again.
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by NaiLed
                      Ever noticed how in pub there is lots of mines that need clearing so your team an get into the FR and yet everyone just sits there like they're magically going to disappear?

                      side note: they do magically disappear
                      Long range scanners indicate enemy activity in another quadrant, type ?GO to warp.

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                      • #12
                        There is a gap between the IQ (and by that, I mean in-game intelligence of course) of the average player in each ship and the actual IQ required to be good at it.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by za gophar
                          first of all the sharks are dumb as hell. they mine terribly and dont use reps in an effective manner at all.
                          Damn my IQ must have such an impact on the average then.
                          You ate some priest porridge

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MULTi
                            side note: they do magically disappear
                            Not for a good 10 minutes or so.

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                            • #15
                              Subspace personality test :

                              Do you prefer to be a :

                              1) Warbird
                              2) Javelin
                              3) Spider
                              4) Leviathan
                              5) Terrier
                              6) Weasel
                              7) Lancaster
                              8) Shark

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                              1) You're fast. You're a hot shot. You're precise. But you can only do things one at a time. When the going gets tough, you tend to be a bit useless ... unless you do the one right thing at the one time when no one is watching.

                              2) You think you're a tricky person, able to get out of any situation. When the going get's tough you can destroy a groups dreams with a swift counter move. However you work best in a team. Left on your own, you're sometimes vunerable.

                              3) You thrive working in a team, and like to see a controlled situation, yet not by one person. You despair at reckless people who destroy a teams work.

                              4) You are a bully.

                              5a) You consider yourself a leader of the pack. You enjoy the attention that you get from everyone attaching themselves to you. When things go your way you are a very controlled person. However when things start to crumble you come become reckless.

                              5b) The LT terrier also considers himself a leader. However wheras the basing terrier controls a group, the LT terrier prefers to employ a couple of thugs to mindlessly destroy elaborate structures. If you were a person, you'd be Bin Laden.

                              6) You live up to the name of your ship. In a zone where hardly anyone cloaks you try to play the assassin to slip a deadly knife in the bases heart.

                              7) Not quite the hot shot of your comerade warbirds, not quite the team man of your fellow spiders, you decide to live the life of someone not sure of what he wants out of life.

                              8) You are a suicidal maniac.


                              Ok I only had 5 minutes to do this in (5 minutes of my life wasted... eh, I could have spent it reading TC's posts so I guess all was not lost)
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