Sertifi/Shadowmere is staff!

[Soup du Jour]

soupero for staff

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[Daldur]

Shadowmere is an awesome player. He just doesn't talk to idiots.

[bicycle]

I don't really read forums a lot so I don't know all of the beef with this shadowmere guy. Someone please inform me!

[Cops]

Fixed.

And no, I wouldnt accept. I refuse to be associated with 90% of that clique. Much like you refuse to be associated with me (aka leaving spastic) but here's the difference. You are still angry on the internet, and I still don't care what you think about pretty much everything.

Cherry On Top: I fly spaceships better than you.

You were ready to jerk anyone's junk to get staff, you'd e-fuck 90% of those people. You told me you'd get staff in a month, and you didn't, and hopefully you never will.

I left spastic because they recruited shit bags like yourself, that much is true.

Want a cherry on top? I am who I am, I don't make names like USO| or Alaskan to give people the false impression that I'm someone else. You're half the spider I am, you'd never have gotten on Spastic if the squad didn't merge and you weren't aliased.

I don't really read forums a lot so I don't know all of the beef with this shadowmere guy. Someone please inform me!

History in Trench Wars 101

Several years back a few people emerged on the scene and made claims that they wanted to be staff, they also did things that pissed off a lot of people. Sertifi sucked as much ass as one single man can suck, he was called a rat and untrustworthy. He was willing to do anything, or anyone (no offense YoMaMa!!!) to get staff. Unfortunately staff wised up to this guys cheap tricks and realized he wasn't staff material so they made efforts to avoid making him staff.

Staff has changed, so have the players, thus allowing this one black listed player to have a shot. There's even a video on youtube called 'sertifi - Trench Wars Most Hated (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqCD955ayMY).

Moving on to Lizard Fuel, since I feel like throwing this in. He has made several attempts to become staff, he out right claimed that he would be staff in a month. That month never came, several years past by and he never got his shot. Realizing he was greatly un-liked his attitude and mannerisms towards players changed, figuring he'd never make it on staff he was free to act like the piece of shit he is. Recently he's made claims that 'he's changed', but several people have pointed out that he still talks trash on his 100 aliases. The man makes fake names that look similar to real players with real reputations. Recently Spastic hit a rough patch with the inactivity of their players, wishing to stay active they recruited people from Heretic. Following this merge Lizard Fuel joined under his name Alaskan. Unknown to a lot of people at the time Alaskan was in fact Lizard Fuel. I asked him whether he was Lizard Fuel or not, he outright denied it. Fast forward to two weeks later where I told people he was Alaskan on the forums, after a few posts he finally admitted to being Alaskan.

[Lizard Fuel]

You were ready to jerk anyone's junk to get staff, you'd e-fuck 90% of those people. You told me you'd get staff in a month, and you didn't, and hopefully you never will.

Want a cherry on top? I am who I am, I don't make names like USO| or Alaskan to give people the false impression that I'm someone else. You're half the spider I am, you'd never have gotten on Spastic if the squad didn't merge and you weren't aliased.

Realizing he was greatly un-liked his attitude and mannerisms towards players changed, figuring he'd never make it on staff he was free to act like the piece of shit he is. Recently he's made claims that 'he's changed', but several people have pointed out that he still talks trash on his 100 aliases. The man makes fake names that look similar to real players with real reputations. Recently Spastic hit a rough patch with the inactivity of their players, wishing to stay active they recruited people from Heretic. Following this merge Lizard Fuel joined under his name Alaskan. Unknown to a lot of people at the time Alaskan was in fact Lizard Fuel. I asked him whether he was Lizard Fuel or not, he outright denied it. Fast forward to two weeks later where I told people he was Alaskan on the forums, after a few posts he finally admitted to being Alaskan.

1st Paragraph - Can't name a single person I sucked up to, because they don't exist. I tried, I failed, I stopped trying...2 years ago. My stint lasted maybe 6 months.

2nd Paragraph - I don't have any names that even kind of resemble USO|, and the population knew Alaskan was LF loooong before you said anything on forums, so you were behind a few steps with that one. Maisoul is actually the one that leaked it (because I leaked his) I am also twice the spider you are, and 2/3 of the Spastic captains were well aware of who I was before I joined. Put that in your mouth and suck it.

3rd Paragraph - Not really, I've always been kind of a douche to people with big mouths/little intelligence *cough*. I have 4 aliases, 3 of which are known, and the other being Mr.420 as a joke with the real 420. So that kills that unbased theory. Anyways, Really no point in trying to defend against you, your credibility is non existent, I won't be lured back to this thread again. After 5 years in these forums, you've just doubled my ignore list. Say hi to yomama2k. I look forward to absolutely destroying you more in game. Cya around chump.

[Ward]

Although it may have seemed like sertifi didn't speak in pub, he was kissing mad ass in private messages.

[Cops]

1st Paragraph - Can't name a single person I sucked up to, because they don't exist. I tried, I failed, I stopped trying...2 years ago. My stint lasted maybe 6 months.

2nd Paragraph - I don't have any names that even kind of resemble USO|, and the population knew Alaskan was LF loooong before you said anything on forums, so you were behind a few steps with that one. Maisoul is actually the one that leaked it (because I leaked his) I am also twice the spider you are, and 2/3 of the Spastic captains were well aware of who I was before I joined. Put that in your mouth and suck it.

3rd Paragraph - Not really, I've always been kind of a douche to people with big mouths/little intelligence *cough*. I have 4 aliases, 3 of which are known, and the other being Mr.420 as a joke with the real 420. So that kills that unbased theory. Anyways, Really no point in trying to defend against you, your credibility is non existent, I won't be lured back to this thread again. After 5 years in these forums, you've just doubled my ignore list. Say hi to yomama2k. I look forward to absolutely destroying you more in game. Cya around chump.

Cause bitching at an entire room full of players is picking the one or two players out of the crowd? Don't bullshit me into believing you're all of a sudden nice to people. It's not who you are. The thing about the game is that I generally don't bitch, or say much of anything. I play, I have fun, and when I feel like it I leave comments on here. You on the other hand are so involved in this game that you feel the need to lash out at players while you play, on your 50+ names. Not 4. You're an egotistical douchebag that falls short of being called DEA.

Finally a start, you've at least admitted that you failed at getting staff, your method is what caused you to not get it at all. Maybe once you realize why you didn't get staff in the first place you may discover why I don't care for you.

[Money]

Although it may have seemed like sertifi didn't speak in pub, he was kissing mad ass in private messages.

LAWL

[Cops]

LAWL

I got the hey how are you message, followed by hey isn't your brother an smod?

[Daldur]

thought this was about shadowmere, cops and LF

[unrealistic]

History in Trench Wars 101

Several years back a few people emerged on the scene and made claims that they wanted to be staff, they also did things that pissed off a lot of people. Sertifi sucked as much ass as one single man can suck, he was called a rat and untrustworthy. He was willing to do anything, or anyone (no offense YoMaMa!!!) to get staff. Unfortunately staff wised up to this guys cheap tricks and realized he wasn't staff material so they made efforts to avoid making him staff.

Agreed. Around 2005 time there was an influx of new staffers, myself included, Sertifi was so quick to latch onto them. I remember i'd been staff for less than a day when someone called Sertifi who i'd never spoken to before started pm'ing me and before long asked whether i would consider recommending his name using that bot. He also said things like his only ambition from this game was to be staff etc.

I believe Attacks got the same treatement from him, because he'd either just been promoted to mod or returned to staff as a mod. Sert has the cheek to deny this but everyone remembers it. People like Jeenyus, Jeansi and Myth joined staff at the same time as me, not sure whether they got sucked up to by Sertifi or not.

I wasn't aware that Sert doesn't speak in public chat anymore, must have been since he changed to his new name Shadowmere and started getting on good squads. Seems pretty stupid that they would make someone staff who has absolutely zero "public relations" skills, or charisma whatsoever.

[Stylez]

What I love is the fact that Sertifi has been creeping around the forums a lot, since this thread was made. He probably is just an attention whore.

[soup]

?squadjoin=Soup4Staff:soup

I will join

[Galaxy Turbo]

What I love is the fact that Sertifi has been creeping around the forums a lot, since this thread was made. He probably is just an attention whore.

I think it's killing him that he can't reply in public to defend himself, and at the same time he wants to know what's going on. I also believe that he thinks if he replies to this thread, he will betray himself because he'll have actually said something openly for once. Kinda feel sorry for him.

I personally challenge him to step out of his shell for one moment and speak to me, man to man, if not to the public.

[PH]

sour grapes don't have much nutritional value.