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  • Trench Wars Funny Man Competition

    Trench Wars Radio is holding a contest for funniest Trench Warrior. Here's how you compete: Record yourself doing a celebrity impersonation, singing a funny song, doing a couple jokes from your original standup routing, or just doing something funny. There will be a show with all of the contestants to be voted on by the listeners! Send in your submissions to TrenchRadio@gmail.com How funny are you?
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    Cancel your day plans, stark.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by milosh View Post
      Cancel your day plans, stark.
      LOL
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      • #4
        ?find stark He still needs to send me the recording of the featured music show. I think this has a chance to be really, really funny. So everyone needs to participate. I'll even do an impersonation on the air.
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        • #5
          I think it's harder to be funny when you've been ASKED to be funny, because then everyone gets their expectations up. I think I can generally be funny but not stand-up comedy funny.

          I'd call on Kthx and ph, I think they're hilarious. That's just me though =)
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          • #6
            I don't think my kind of humor would be let on TW Radio, I would spend the first thirty minutes making goddess fat jokes, then the next 30 minutes questioning how JB was able to mentally and physically have sex with her, after that I would tell you how Obama is a secret muslim and how he is friends with terrorists and even how he hates this country and wants to change it to some terrible American version of EuroPOEN socialism.
            Rabble Rabble Rabble

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            • #7
              Well kthx. As long as you don't break any of TW's rules such as racism and you use language that wouldn't be blocked by ?obscene then you're clear for takeoff.
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              • #8
                sounds like a good idea, should be interesting to hear it.

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                • #9
                  rofl

                  Originally posted by kthx View Post
                  I don't think my kind of humor would be let on TW Radio, I would spend the first thirty minutes making goddess fat jokes, then the next 30 minutes questioning how JB was able to mentally and physically have sex with her, after that I would tell you how Obama is a secret muslim and how he is friends with terrorists and even how he hates this country and wants to change it to some terrible American version of EuroPOEN socialism.
                  You are doing great kthx!! You are already making me laugh. :P Go Obama!! As for me i'm not too good at standup on demand but a great idea.. something to look forward to. I say Kahlan should win for the idea plus I know he worked on a real life comedy show. Kahlan you gotta submit too!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by kthx View Post
                    I don't think my kind of humor would be let on TW Radio, I would spend the first thirty minutes making goddess fat jokes, then the next 30 minutes questioning how JB was able to mentally and physically have sex with her, after that I would tell you how Obama is a secret muslim and how he is friends with terrorists and even how he hates this country and wants to change it to some terrible American version of EuroPOEN socialism.
                    In other words you are universally unfunny and played out.

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                    • #11
                      You don't mess with the classics, besides I never see you being funny, and I think you even try sometimes.
                      Rabble Rabble Rabble

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                      • #12
                        I'm a riot.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by genocidal View Post
                          I'm a riot.
                          ^ This post for some reason gave me the chuckles for about 2 minutes.
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                          • #14
                            lol at people who have to try to be funny.
                            lol at people who have to be told that they're funny.
                            lol at this whole concept.
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                            • #15
                              ph I heard you have a really funny song someone titled "the penis song". I think it would be an excellent addition to this show.
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