FUNNIEST Conversations EVER HAD in game! Post all you want!

[Havok]

Here is a compilation of some of the shit I have saved through the time ive spent playing this game, hopefully if your bored it will give you a few good laughs. Enjoy and post you're own.

After smurf losing a bd

1:cripple> smurf you better hope to god i dont ever meetu irl cuz im going to smash ur face so far into the cement ur going to fucking swallow roach shit
1:cripple> 'u piece of fucking chupacabra ass fucking asphalt looking 40 year old virgin shitheaded FUCK
(TWDBot)>Your squad rating has just changed from 1226 to 1204, after losing your Basing match vs Penetrate. You are #6 in TWBD - For detailed info go to http://twd.trenchwars.org/showgame/89990799
(havok)>jd count
1:cripple> fucking SUCK
1:cripple> my DICK
1:cripple> god


Chief Utsav Narrates a BD between Thunder and Pirates

Chief Utsa> the Pirates have taken over the flag ship, but lightning shall strike in the form of a thunderous roar as Burnt charges forward like a hungry mountain lion stalking its unfortunate prey
1:Mootland Farmer> LOL
4:euforia> duel?
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
Jrahen> dýe ýrl
cremation> so when did u come out of the closet chief
1:havok> omg
1:havok> im crying
1:Viper <ER>> no game?
1:Viper <ER>> afk.
Mootland F> When he found havok inside with him
Chief Utsa> Hercules eludes his hunters as he hides in the thicket of Brazil's dense forestry
cremation> cuties
havok> rofl
Jrahen> chýef bout to axe u
Stayon> do it
Chief Utsa> but all is not well in the land of the carribbean as Burnt makes a dead on strike
Chief Utsa> OH BUT the Pirates reclaim their treasure trove
Stayon> LOL
Stayon> stfu
Chief Utsa> Zeus throws his heavenly might as Thunder reclaims the mountaintop
Chief Utsa> but Jack Sparrow leads his dastardly crew


Caught talkin shit about riske after askin him to jd and him playing afk

4:havok> jd?
1:Chief Utsav> GOOD QUESTION HAVOK
1:Mootland Farmer> I am friends with quite a few of the dicers
1:Mootland Farmer> Like Chief, a2m etc
1:Chief Utsav> but we're best friends
1:Mootland Farmer> ...
Laser is NOT ready to begin
1:Chief Utsav> right?
1:havok> what base ship are you?
1:Mootland Farmer> Shark
1:havok> good we need u to replace riske
1:havok> afk
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Mootland Farmer> LOL
Laser is ready to begin
1:Chief Utsav> havok stop interrogating
DaRuler> ready itz
1:Mootland Farmer> Havok playing a recon mission
1:riske> yea or ill pretend to not be here for even more jd's
1:riske> afk
4:Red Beard> twbd
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:Mootland Farmer> LOLL
1:Chief Utsav> LOL
1:havok> LOL
1:havok> ASSHOLE
1:riske> LOL
1:Chief Utsav> lol shit

This was a serious conversation believe it or not.

Chief Utsa> dude woah
Chief Utsa> i just
Chief Utsa> WOAH
Chief Utsa> had a feeling
1:Smurf> its ok mega gave me lj final start
Chief Utsa> miss my mom
FieryFire> u discovered girls over 18+?
1:grandmastahs> shut up u immigrants
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> rofl
Chief Utsa> I MISS MY MOM
1:Smurf> so u can all live with that lol
Chief Utsa> WTF LOL
havok> WTF
havok> ROFL
havok> OMG
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> LOLOLOL
FieryFire> hahahah
Chief Utsa> IM SO SAD RIGHT NOQW
havok> DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHIN
Chief Utsa> LOL
havok> im loggin this chat
Chief Utsa> LOL NO
FieryFire> send her a present
FieryFire> write her a card
Chief Utsa> i talked to her on phone bit ago
havok> omg


The typical MHZ

6:BElimAlert> baseelim voted: Javelin elim in base to 5
DuelBot> Score: 10-8
DuelBot> You have defeated 'mhz' score: (10-8)
MHz> lol
MHz> u suck
MHz> gave u that 1

Being Racist

fold> SUB a n** in
fold> <---
W>TF> LOL FOLD
apt> APT IN
W>TF> im putting fold in
Johnie> LOl
MODERATOR WARNING: Racist words/names/squads/arenas/banners are not allowed in SSCU Trench Wars. Continue and you will be banned! -Left_Eye
EvilDeed> jd?
W>TF> 2fer
fold> uh oh jedi master lefteye warned me
W>TF> gj
MITB> LOL
W>TF> llo
MITB> LOL fold

ALL OF THIS INSPIRED BY MAX B!

4:MAX B> like shes definitely not with me for my looks, cuz I would never get someone that good looking4:MAX B> nah dude, I mean I definitely wouldnt date/marry an ugly girl
though
4:MAX B> http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg

[soup]

come on man, you KNOW that shit is only funny for yourself or persons who were with you.

[Maverick]

Check The Subspace Quotes Database

[PjOtTeR]

1 word to rule them all....:

SOILDERZ

close 2nd:

Moltencock

[HateTheFake]

1Pure_Luck> everyone laugh at wark
1Pure_Luck> beat him in 10 seconds
1:Kahlan> haha
1Dameon Angell> lol wark
1:Kahlan> What happened?
1:WarkWark> I got newbed by a terrible chess lame
1:WarkWark> lolol
1Pure_Luck> took us longer to join the game
1:SpaceHiker> ROFL
1:Kahlan> lol
1:Jelly <ER>> hahahaha
1:A I> HAHAHAHAHAHA WARKY!!!
1:Htf <ER>> ROFL

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1:Hadouken!> why did they put the bullet proof glass up in obama's speech? just cuz he is black dont mean hes going to shoot anybody

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Gyarados> how does this make sense...i team pmed deathcaps and 4 of them said 'not enough on'

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Streak!: Infrared (42:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Streak!: Infrared (43:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Barwarp, streaks, and scorereset are active. Enjoy! -RoboBot
Streak!: hypnotic* (1:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Streak!: hypnotic* (2:0) Best Streak of the Session!
Leak> lolll haha
hypnotic*>
Hate The F> LOL infared
Leak> haha infrared
Infrared> who did that
Hate The F> all that runnin for nothing
Tripsis> lool

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6emocrat> if anyone has sex with my sister, it's gonna be me

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guy le dou> im going to use my toaster as a modem like dald

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Pummel> i sold all my gold for mana and cast 'girlfriend' spell, which depleted half of my mana
Pummel> it lasted 3 hours
Wark <ER>> Pummel the only spell you ended up with was everlasting virgin
Wark <ER>> level 50.

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Time for everyones favorite event, no not score resetting in go javs. Type ?go deathmatch to play - Wark <ER>

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6:STOMPA> next person that types is a loser

(long silence)

6:STOMPA> lol u guys
61st0rt> eased
6:Nimesh> stompa ur a loser
6:STOMPA> wtf
6aralyze> loser
6:Nimesh> loser
6:STOMPA> u dicks


meh just a few from the database

[fLaReD]

i don't have a log, but the last time missleesha hosted radio was pretty damn funny. weak and struck will remember it

piss on you

[Accord]

1:scoop> herm
1:scoop> dd
1:chuckle> herm dont come
1:chuckle> DONT COME
1:chuckle> CANCEL
1:hermit> wat?
1:chuckle> SO WE CAN PLAY QUAKE
1:hermit> oh
1:scoop> chuck get the match after this one is voided
(MatchBot17)>A game of 4vs4 TWDD versus Quake will start in ?go twdd4 in 30 seconds
1:Lockdown> LOL
1:scoop> wow you fu****
1:chuckle> i wanted to play quake
1:scoop> ur sposed to keep it on the dl
1:chuckle> i went to diff arena
A TWD Dueling match between Pirates(#2) and Quake(#1) is starting. Type ?go twdd4 to see them battle it out! -MatchBot1
1:hermit> LOL
1:chuckle> FU**
1:chuckle> LOL
1:chuckle> AFK
(Riverside)>wtf?

[soup]

ffs THAT SHIT ISN'T FUNNY WHATSOEVER


sigh

[Havok]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DIDNT LOOK AT BOTTOM OF POST THIS IS MAX B



http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2280/img4530n.jpg



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WHOEVER WAS THERE LAST NIGHT FOR THE DISCUSSION I LOVE YOU.

[Scoop]

1:dinosauro> my gf doesnt shave
1:scoop> ROFL
1:scoop> thats disgusting man!
1:dinosauro> no
1:dinosauro> its weird
1:ignite> ew
1:dinosauro> like
1:scoop> LoooL
1:ignite> dude
1:ignite> no
1:scoop> lOOORLOLROLF
1:ignite> stop
1:scoop> LOOOl
1:dinosauro> the pubes arent vast
1:ignite> make her shave
1:ignite> stop
1:dinosauro> like all around
1:scoop> ROFL
1:dinosauro> its just
1:dinosauro> above
1:ignite> haoward stopo
1:scoop> LOOOOL
1:dinosauro> like a porn star $
1:ignite> thats horrible

[dads revenge]

the rest of the Max B convo was way better you should have put that up

[Exalt]

Check The Subspace Quotes Database

you realize this is ran by every other zone but TW right? its why all tw quotes have like negative rankings no matter what, terrible website

[Exalt]

C 4:volcs> girls that wanna kiss guys after they give head, roflroflrofl...
C 4:Exalt> omg
C 4:fireballz> k i was in the 7th grade right and i was home alone right...so i took off all my clothes and was running around the house naked
C 4:Exalt> loooooooool
C 4:volcs> hallow melon fresh out of the microwave? rofl
C 4:smack> this is already funny
C 4:Exalt> yes
C 4:Exalt> it is
C 4:fireballz> well before i go on
C 4:fireballz> i must say this
C 4:Exalt> when hes done, i have another story of girls giving head
C 4:smack> volcs a chick tried that with me before
C 4:smack> I'm like EW FUCK THAT GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
C 4:volcs> lol true
C 4:fireballz> at this point i had no idea how to jerk off at all...i mean all my friends would make like jerking off motions with their hands whenever they saw a hot chick and i would do it too...but i had no fucking clue what it meant at the time
C 4:fireballz> ok so
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
C 4:volcs> see, i'm always thinkin about the little fuckers swimmin around my mouth tryin to penetrate my tastebuds and shit.. flossin my teeth and such, rofl
C 4:smack> rofl I so did that
C 4:volcs> lolol ok
C 4:smack> 4:fireballz> at this point i had no idea how to jerk off at all...i mean all my friends would make like jerking off motions with their hands whenever they saw a hot chick and i would do it too...but i had no fucking clue what it meant at the time
C 4:smack> quoted
C 4:volcs> or like, floating in my intestines
C 4:Exalt> smack
C 4:Exalt> no quotes (deleted word)
C 4:smack> rofl I'm not posting it anywhere
C 4:Exalt> next thing you know this whole chat is on his forum sig
C 4:smack> it's going in my logs =P
C 4:volcs> rule #2 of this chat - no incriminating logs
Worr is out. 2 wins 5 losses
Worr> doh
Worr> gg
C 4:smack> nobody ever sees my logs
C 4:smack> =/
C 4:fireballz> i saw the bottle of lotion, my sisters...so i took it and started rubbing it all over my body and i rubbed it on my nuts and my penis and it felt really good, so i was like rubbing my penis back and forth
C 4:volcs> lolol
C 4:smack> they just sit there and wait for me to find them a year later so I can have another laugh
C 4:fireballz> and all of a sudden i jizzed...and was like "wtf this isn't lotion"
C 4:fireballz> and i got really freaked out, cuz i thought something was wrong with me



just a small small piece of a very large log from years ago.... oh man good stuff in here

[Pearl Jam]

i'm waiting for soupero to post a quote so i can say it sucks

[Exalt]

1:Quartz> im a big liberal
1:WarkWark> Izor going to go out drinking with me wearing a hope and change t-shirt
1:WarkWark> and get murdered
1:Corporal> looooooooooooooooooool
1:Quartz> jkjkjk
1:Exalt> quartz name me 5 medieval weapons
1:Quartz> LOL
1:WarkWark> Izor> quicksand needs hope and change, so I am recruiting Kolar eyy
1:Izor> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
1:WarkWark> Izor> I love europe
1:Exalt> lets do another mafia game
1:WarkWark> Izor> greenhouse gases are destroying the planet
1:WarkWark> ....
1:Izor> I'm being slandered all night
1:Izor> first im a liberal, then I had sex with a canadian, now i like europe
1:Izor>
1:Quartz> lol
1:Exalt> lol
1:Quartz> where's teh DD :<
1:WarkWark> izor, I am going to literally destroy your liberalism with a mix of shinerbock, rush limbaugh, and jalapenos.