there's a fake THE PUSHER running around, no really!

[Jason]

i'd gladly stay here forever

[Sirius]

all of these are very plausible scenarios. could it be a combination of them all?

he's been transformed into a child (a la 'big' case study anyone?) but he has to be drunk and stoned all the time to keep his heart pumping (guys crank was a pretty realistic scenario now just imagine it like this). now he only exists in jason's head, while jason's sleeping, like the popular summer blockbuster hit drop dead fred, however, this (some would call it, but if mega newbie's behind it i am too) CRAZY theory is all dependent on whether or not jason is right about this. who's behind me here? the only way jason can keep dreaming without harming our reality, our 'world', is to kill the pusher IN the dream world. who's the man for the job? i think there's only one person, the tree man, mr. mega newboiiiiii

Rofl rofl this thread is done, this guy has won all the internets

[Ilya]

Oh fuck wonder if I can do this to get pandagirl89 back

i fly around on pandagirl every now and then but no one ever tries to cyber me

[PoLiX]

eS / Strapped / World / Unholy God re-netbanned.

Player Tetris- also netbanned.

Should fix the problem for now. Russ's actions continuing to be a pain in our side.

[Jeenyuss]

i don't think the problem will be fixed until you netban the real villain behind all of this

can you guess who it is


?

its the _paul fuck em lets all grab a leg he's got enough for everyone and just pulklllll yank em yank em hard pulllem apart like a wishbone PUAUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL

[Jeenyuss]

the_PUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Jason]

i wince when i think of wish bones cracking

and all those unfulfilled wishes

lost dreams

floating away in the neverending abyss of hope and prayer

wishbones take on such sad tones

when you hold them up to the light of a cold harsh reality

[Jason]

GOD THAT WAS SO EMO

not to be confused with emu

emus are fuzzy and cut

emos are cold and harsh

[Jason]

fuzzy and CUTE

who would dare to cut an emu?

[Jeenyuss]

i thought you were saying they were muscular

[Zeebu]

i woke up this morning hoping that i would see comic sans at some point today

thanks jeen

[Jason]

i thought you were saying they were muscular

my ferrets aren't very muscular

but they are crepuscular

[Squeezer]

crepuscular

No joke, I'd hang out with you if I was in Philly. Why can't real life people use these words when I'm around?

[Zeebu]

i had to look it up

[Jason]

No joke, I'd hang out with you if I was in Philly. Why can't real life people use these words when I'm around?

tried to tell my g/f she was pulchritudinous and she thought i was calling her a prude

i feel your pain!