The Truth!

[MaGi kOz]

Whining about everything will fix it! For example:

1. if you whine about someone lagging, they will automatically get themselves a brand new T1 connection!
2. whining about being spawned will erase that spawn kill loss you got.
3. whining about hits will actually KILL them for once! woo.
4. whining about newbs killing you will turn the newbies into veteran elite skilled players.
5. whining about lucky shots will make whoever lucked you get more skilled kills instead.
6. whining about strays will give you bombs in your face instead
7. whining about being type killed will cause your letter keys to melt forcibly causing you to not type anymore.
8. whining about team kills will give the kill to the enemy team so that you won't be jelous about your friend having that kill instead.

PROBLEM SOLVED! YAY!

[THE PUSHER]

I'll take #3 for $500 Chuck!

[Superted]

9. whining about people who whine will silence them

[GuruMeditation]

10. Whining about vets will make them friendly to newbies.
11. Whining in an arena for staff to come host will make them host that event.
12. Whining about getting a score reset will get you one.
13. Whining about staff corruption will make them tell you all their secrets.
14. Whining about a team killer in base will make him kill himself.
15. Whining about levis will make them all ?go levibase
16. Whining about the slow response time on ?help will make you remember there is a help file given with Continuum that will answer 90% of the questions we get in ?help (RTFM! )
17. Whining about Light winning everything this season will ... most likely do sod all.

[Tanis]

What about whining about whining? Will that make these posts disapear?

(but yea, all the spammers who spam "OMG YOU NEWBIE OMFG" and "YOU SUCK I OWN YOU" or "I jUST GOT NEWBED!" or some more of "You are a newbie (even though you have played longer than me and are better than me i still think its cool when i call you a newbie and i dont like dying so i have to whine on public chat and spam everyone else trying to play)*** and other random stuff they type when they die.. to anyone in ss )

-Stop the whining... by whining? woot.

-Tanis

***this is implied when they call you a newbie, even if they dont know it.

[Superted]

They could just put newb, gtfo, stfu, lucked, ez, lame, spawn all on the obscenity list and put force obscenity on

[SS Vincere]

Thats a very good idea Dis..... actually

[JohnCho]

Do people on this forum do the following? My guess is a very few... The ones that need to read this are the new players that do not even know www.trenchwars.org

[Superted]

When you say do the following..your supposed to say after what they do...

[Richard Creager]

Originally posted by Disliked
put force obscenity on

Type ?obscene next time you log in for a great big suprise!

[Superted]

ah i didnt know they already had it on, there musnt be that many werds int he obscene list then

[PolluX]

Originally posted by GuruMeditation

14. Whining about a team killer in base will make him kill himself.

rofl

[GuruMeditation]

Originally posted by PolluX
rofl

BRING BACK KILLED BY : self

Edit : Why the hell you bringing up topics that havn't been posted in since my birthday?

[Zeb Sent]

Originally posted by Disliked
They could just put newb, gtfo, stfu, lucked, ez, lame, spawn all on the obscenity list and put force obscenity on

One of the best suggestions I've seen on the forums

[PolluX]

cuz you made me laff