I just ate artichoke for the first time and I have to say... it's fucking horrible.
Jesus, who eats this shit?
TWLD CHAMP x1 Fierce (Benched 100%)
WORKOUT TITLES:
BENCH MAX: I don't sit on benches; I can't get back up
CURL MAX: An entire ham
SQUAT MAX: 566lbs
DEADLIFT MAX: 566lbs
WEIGHT: 566lbs HEIGHT: 5'1" (Medically impossible, according to Discovery Channel)
BODYFAT:97%
TIME SINCE FIRST WORKOUT EVER: Whatout?
Why all this talk about banning? Is making crappy jokes like this illegal? I think if you were to ban every asshole in TW you'd end up banning almost the entire zone.
The fact that this entire community came to a grinding halt over an obviously bogus text message sent by the attention-starved village idiot only reinforces my belief that I made the right decision when I quit the shitty game for good. Maybe I'm biased because I haven't had a single positive thing to say about Cres in the last six months, but every last one of you needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror and reevaluate your existence.
You gullible fucksticks have roughly nine hours to say goodbye to your beloved, "cool", "likeable", "good-natured", "genuine" clown prince, because I'm permanently banning him from here before I leave for work in the morning.
U mad bro?
1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end
Tsunami> LOl
beam> stfu tsunami
Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps
I'm hesitant to say I actually believe this. It's Cres we are talking about...that guy would go this far for a joke. I might seem like an asshole but I'm not believing it until I see the obituary.
A Stony Brook student killed himself today over cyber bullying after he faked his own death on a 2D spaceship game. The boy, who went by "Cres", threw himself in front of a drunk driver to make the rumors of his death true.
RIP CRES
Just like middle school, drawing pnus is frowned upon. ?go pictionary -SpookedOne
(duckrager)> You are a worthless scammer i hope you fall on your head and have a seizure
Tower> anyone here planning an 'Aura from trench wars bullied me' suicide?
Ya such retards...bet cres laughing out loud at them
excuse us for assuming the worse when we thought our forum friend died. Is every Dutch person an inconsiderate douche faggot? Jesus Christ, even if it was fake, show some fucking class and hold your god damn tongue till its been proven that it's fake. Soup you mad no one cares about you since you supposedly "quit?" You know what, even if you died today by a drunk driver in some strange weird twist of fate called karma, and it was brought to my attention on these forums, I'd at least bite my lip and say, "Even though I didn't really think much of him and we never were on good terms, this situation sucks and I'm sorry for his family and friend's loss." You show that you obviously lack any such dignity and you are angry that people on this game wouldn't care about your loss as much as they would lose someone whose more well liked by the general community.
Also I rather be fooled that it was fake making me happy that he's actually alive rather than being right in knowing that he's actually dead which would make me sad. More people are angered when they should be elated at being fucking alive. Why do we have to realize that after the fact, when we are emotionally scarred?
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