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Greetings Trench Wars!! Azov reporting in LOL! Recently it was decided that I wasn't any good as the Head Of Staff Training because I don't know how to do anything hahaha. I wasn't even allowed to train ERs how to host as I dont even know what a multibot is ROFL. I'm not sure why the sysops even made me a trainer to begin with but they HAD to give me something...ANYTHING to make sure I didn't lose my smod powers, cuz it didn't work out when I volunteered to take over the ASST head of bans either. I knew poid was headhunting lefty because she refused to have a real life relationship with him but since poid moved to dev my hopes of taking her place as the HEAD of bans was dashed, at least temporarily hehe. Anyways, that's all just white noise. What matters now is that one day recently, while I was cutting the crust off the sandwich I made for M_M God and polishing my life size statue of Beasty I was asked to be the Head Of Public Relations. I'm not sure why they chose me, as typically the voice that connects the people with the staff should generally be somebody who has at least a little respect among the community but hey, I still got the power! LOL
I have a background in law and politics. The Monica Lewinsky type of politics where the majority of my "work" is done under the desk, not over it. I was recently promoted irl to a supervisor position at the mall and I gotta say, shoplifting has dropped 17% since christmas and its probably due to the intimidating presense I have both over my fellow guards, and any potential bad guys that may decide they want a new pair of jeans without paying for them.
My goals are plain and simple. I want to do things that have absolutely nothing to do with my current role. Seeing as that I'm already a smod, it doesn't really matter what I do. The sysops know I am their puppet and would blindly follow them right off the edge of a cliff if asked. Hell I've never even played TWD or done anything to make the zone a better place, but I really hope we get MORE people from steam I can control.
Lastly, there needs to be transparency. I need everybody to know that they can't even fart in my zone without my permission (Unless you are a sysop, then you can fart in my mouth and I would gladly accept your generous gift hehe). Bottom line is I'm the boss, and the rest of you are not! HaHa! I was placed here because of my unwavering loyalty to the sysop position. I have no opinions of my own but I'm not here to think for myself. The sysops are MUCH more qualified to do my thinking for me, and all of you as well. I hope we can continue building a strong relationship as we move forward. Me and the sysops I mean, cuz how else will I eventually replace them? Anyways, peace out minions. I'm gonna need you guys to start showing me more respect, my position DEMANDS it.
-Azov
Greetings Trench Wars!! Azov reporting in LOL! Recently it was decided that I wasn't any good as the Head Of Staff Training because I don't know how to do anything hahaha. I wasn't even allowed to train ERs how to host as I dont even know what a multibot is ROFL. I'm not sure why the sysops even made me a trainer to begin with but they HAD to give me something...ANYTHING to make sure I didn't lose my smod powers, cuz it didn't work out when I volunteered to take over the ASST head of bans either. I knew poid was headhunting lefty because she refused to have a real life relationship with him but since poid moved to dev my hopes of taking her place as the HEAD of bans was dashed, at least temporarily hehe. Anyways, that's all just white noise. What matters now is that one day recently, while I was cutting the crust off the sandwich I made for M_M God and polishing my life size statue of Beasty I was asked to be the Head Of Public Relations. I'm not sure why they chose me, as typically the voice that connects the people with the staff should generally be somebody who has at least a little respect among the community but hey, I still got the power! LOL
I have a background in law and politics. The Monica Lewinsky type of politics where the majority of my "work" is done under the desk, not over it. I was recently promoted irl to a supervisor position at the mall and I gotta say, shoplifting has dropped 17% since christmas and its probably due to the intimidating presense I have both over my fellow guards, and any potential bad guys that may decide they want a new pair of jeans without paying for them.
My goals are plain and simple. I want to do things that have absolutely nothing to do with my current role. Seeing as that I'm already a smod, it doesn't really matter what I do. The sysops know I am their puppet and would blindly follow them right off the edge of a cliff if asked. Hell I've never even played TWD or done anything to make the zone a better place, but I really hope we get MORE people from steam I can control.
Lastly, there needs to be transparency. I need everybody to know that they can't even fart in my zone without my permission (Unless you are a sysop, then you can fart in my mouth and I would gladly accept your generous gift hehe). Bottom line is I'm the boss, and the rest of you are not! HaHa! I was placed here because of my unwavering loyalty to the sysop position. I have no opinions of my own but I'm not here to think for myself. The sysops are MUCH more qualified to do my thinking for me, and all of you as well. I hope we can continue building a strong relationship as we move forward. Me and the sysops I mean, cuz how else will I eventually replace them? Anyways, peace out minions. I'm gonna need you guys to start showing me more respect, my position DEMANDS it.
-Azov
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