Your Xmas message in pub

[qan]

Normally staff leave Christmas messages around the arena for the Christmas map. This year we're sourcing messages from both staff and the community. Other winter holiday messages and general winter-related messages also welcome.

Please leave your message here for consideration. The top 15ish will be chosen via a deeply unfair selection process. Please keep it somewhere between G and NC-17.

Merry Xmas!

[pee pee sock]

Deer sanna, if your not giving me pub bux again this year then stay the hell away from my trailer.

[pee pee sock]

Deer sanna, i remember was i was a kid and sat on ur lap in the mall and i felt ur boner pressing on my ass cheek. I would very much like that again this year.

[pee pee sock]

Deer sanna, ive bin very good this year, i only got 37 warnings, 14 days banned, 3 bankrupts and a partrige and a pair tree.

[Ivf]

Dear Santa

Could you take me off the naughty list please. My BanID#1

Cheers vys

[Jerome Scuggs]

dear santa,

if you could make trasher's heart grow 3x its current size i would be so happy

[Turban]

well 3 times 0 is still 0 so seems like a wasted wish.

[paradise!]

Deer sanna, ive bin very good this year, i only got 37 warnings, 14 days banned, 3 bankrupts and a partrige and a pair tree.

i cant breathe

when will you people realize this man's genius?

[paradise!]

deer sannda , its me agained ashole . sory i take that back i bin good this year i fed bilee his peech pits like i promised. i leeved um in the vents for him but he hasnt come yet . shood i be worry?? anyhoo mom sayed i can get a rc car because i bin good . i wanna rc car with the red n gode stwipes

yors truly,
pawadise

[Stung]

Dear Santa, Please make the religious people stop knocking on my door.

[kthx]

Dear Santa, MAGA MOTHER FUCKER PRAISE KEK WOOOO

[qan]

Figure I should mention so we're clear and there's no hard feelings, the bit about the NC-17 was a joke. (Though I'm assuming the messages that aspire to great heights in terms of word choice are too.) Think everyone can guess about where the line is. If it would slide at a work party after 2 glasses of eggnog, probably fine.

New Year's resolutions also welcome!

[Crescent Seal]

deEr SaNna DiD wE WoNNed and cud u stop makin the GOOT tw players leaves with retardment thrads n pls launch game on steem

[pee pee sock]

My new years resolution is 1900x1450

[Jessup]

Dear Santa, All I want for xmas is for my friends and family to stop interrupting me when I play Trench Wars. <3