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volumes 1-4 have links at the bottom, enjoy, it's been a while!
6:Fruitang <ER>> Hate to Yahoo Chat, it won't let me be a sad loner wanting cyber sex in their teen filled chatrooms
9:Made You Look> if it's not bad enough to be called a newfy, u have to get flodded
6:Heatha> the best part of ss is the sex
9:Method <ER>> any updates on TWAT ? (The War Against Terrorism)
help: (Saidar) (base): two muffins are walking down the road. the first muffin looks at the second and says "what time is it?" the second muffin looks surprised and screams " HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Mr. Pyro> i have no emoticon for what im feeling!
9:Lemmin <ZH>> The technical name for "killing two birds with one stone" is monolithic dual-avicide
K A N E> youve been touched by a angel mother fucker
7:Bluedandy> I wonder what'd happen if a woman took Viagra, does anyone know?
6:Heatha> Pablo the hotel bell boy needs me
Girlfriends are like ciggarettes, when you get to the end, you wish you never had it. ?go zombies2 -trippinted <ER>
SRV> actully ruby was a bad ass he's kick your ass if u looked at him wrong, i guess growning up with the name ruby made him tough, kinda like a boy named sue
sTuPiD-gEr> as far as i'm concerned, if they could turn monopoly into a tw event.. they can do anything
sTuPiD-gEr> i used to think it was difficult to make it onto rand's quote logs, but then i realized all you have to do is sing 2 live crew lyrics on ?help
Randedl> if i wasn't too lazy to open the quotes thing i'd have that one too
BORG Leade> Obscenty Block is like a TAMPON, its for pussies
2:Civic> i'm so l33t i changed all my spaceship graphics to civics instead, so now i drive around
7:Bluedandy> The highlight of my day has been mass sexual innuendo in Scrabble
help: (A DeCoY?!?!) (Public 6): the balls are stuck in the eyes
6:Randedl> i wanna sex a bald chick 6:THE CRIMSON KING> roofies and a razor . .
6:Buja X <ER>> if 2 javs doesn't do it, we're not using enough!
9:glavitik> i knew these tight jeans would be a nuicance
[May 04 11:58] Fruitang <ER>: help: (THE PUSHER) (twlb): I'm so excited I might pee.. good luck hosts
[May 06 19:12] Mythrandir: Overstrand> is there a way we could put real time pub stats on tw.org PriitK> cant do realtime but about 30 minutes old Arilou Lalee'lay> maybe we can ask people to play slower!?
VehicLe <Z> NOW YOUR SKILL AND MY LAG CAN TEAM UP FOR THE UNSTOBBALE UTRAL RANDEHICLE
9:Mattey <ZH>> im gonna stand outside the hulk premier and punch people as they enter
9:THE PUSHER> making a pilgrimage to Krispy Kreme.. be back after I am stuffed with sugary goodness
4apist> i'm hard headed my dick looks like r2-d2
sTuPiD-gEr> we need a ship that looks like a short bus, then rand can fly that
EdDiE> Don't argue with me, I will drag you down to my level, and beat you with experience.
6:Moosette> im gonna start an argument w/ this kid who has ADHD
6:Pakastin> im a suicide bomber...allways have been...no succesfull missions yet :P
Epinephrin> dream team = rand.. he's so dreamy ^_^
Hillpeace> HOST ME
Bilbo the > One time in gym class I had to dance with a girl since we were all out of boys
(Cpt.Guano!)>hit on me! (Cpt.Guano!)>ill pretend to be a girl for you
help: (Mootland Farmer) (phatbase): Heres your plane ticket to Mootland,
9:Cpt.Guano!> real men huff gas
2:Oen Izan> OLD MAN WRINKLY DICK , RIBBED FOR HER YOUNG PLEASURE
6:Anon> respect my> i myself like dead bodies cause they dont fight back
9:Aphix <ZH>> in just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday
HELLZNO!> as if youve never molested any vegetables
EdDiE> Helo bluedandy, my name is milk.. I do your body good
EdDiE> slap me hard and call me monica!
Bilbo the > I LIVE ABOUT 300 METERS FROM A KINDERGARDEN
9:Relish <ER>> i was explaining squads to him the other day, and i said 'do you know what a squad is?' and he said "Yes, i'm in one you newb"
6:crazi> I WANNA CUT IT OFF AND RAPE IT OR SOMEHITNG
Has someone ever told you size doesn't matter? Well they LIED! Type ?go BIGDM -Made You Look
5:crazi> omg, reported for being unconstitutional
6:Buja X <ZH>> did you know that female hyena's clitoris' are so large that scientists originally mistook them for penises?
6:THE CRIMSON KING> just do her in the ass, it's safer
Mikena> did u know they found 2 male octopus mating?
10:Kuukunen> Kuukunen, making ppl feel uncomfortable since 1678
Bill Lambe> Hello I like woman and I'm a good Warbird can I join your squad?
9:Cig Smoke <ZH>> anyone who can get along w/ DEA has mental problems
6:foreign> .?help that last thing is bull and we both know it. you can't use newbie repellant on me! mwah
6:foreign> ill put leetness all over your face
6:Warthog> Melee:we aren't against christians we just wish they'd rot in the hell they created
6:Warthog> He's a fast talking vegetarian master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a ditzy gold-digging politician from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume III: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=2545
Volume IV: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...ghlight=quotes[/url]
6:Fruitang <ER>> Hate to Yahoo Chat, it won't let me be a sad loner wanting cyber sex in their teen filled chatrooms
9:Made You Look> if it's not bad enough to be called a newfy, u have to get flodded
6:Heatha> the best part of ss is the sex
9:Method <ER>> any updates on TWAT ? (The War Against Terrorism)
help: (Saidar) (base): two muffins are walking down the road. the first muffin looks at the second and says "what time is it?" the second muffin looks surprised and screams " HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Mr. Pyro> i have no emoticon for what im feeling!
9:Lemmin <ZH>> The technical name for "killing two birds with one stone" is monolithic dual-avicide
K A N E> youve been touched by a angel mother fucker
7:Bluedandy> I wonder what'd happen if a woman took Viagra, does anyone know?
6:Heatha> Pablo the hotel bell boy needs me
Girlfriends are like ciggarettes, when you get to the end, you wish you never had it. ?go zombies2 -trippinted <ER>
SRV> actully ruby was a bad ass he's kick your ass if u looked at him wrong, i guess growning up with the name ruby made him tough, kinda like a boy named sue
sTuPiD-gEr> as far as i'm concerned, if they could turn monopoly into a tw event.. they can do anything
sTuPiD-gEr> i used to think it was difficult to make it onto rand's quote logs, but then i realized all you have to do is sing 2 live crew lyrics on ?help
Randedl> if i wasn't too lazy to open the quotes thing i'd have that one too
BORG Leade> Obscenty Block is like a TAMPON, its for pussies
2:Civic> i'm so l33t i changed all my spaceship graphics to civics instead, so now i drive around
7:Bluedandy> The highlight of my day has been mass sexual innuendo in Scrabble
help: (A DeCoY?!?!) (Public 6): the balls are stuck in the eyes
6:Randedl> i wanna sex a bald chick 6:THE CRIMSON KING> roofies and a razor . .
6:Buja X <ER>> if 2 javs doesn't do it, we're not using enough!
9:glavitik> i knew these tight jeans would be a nuicance
[May 04 11:58] Fruitang <ER>: help: (THE PUSHER) (twlb): I'm so excited I might pee.. good luck hosts
[May 06 19:12] Mythrandir: Overstrand> is there a way we could put real time pub stats on tw.org PriitK> cant do realtime but about 30 minutes old Arilou Lalee'lay> maybe we can ask people to play slower!?
VehicLe <Z> NOW YOUR SKILL AND MY LAG CAN TEAM UP FOR THE UNSTOBBALE UTRAL RANDEHICLE
9:Mattey <ZH>> im gonna stand outside the hulk premier and punch people as they enter
9:THE PUSHER> making a pilgrimage to Krispy Kreme.. be back after I am stuffed with sugary goodness
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apist> i'm hard headed my dick looks like r2-d2sTuPiD-gEr> we need a ship that looks like a short bus, then rand can fly that
EdDiE> Don't argue with me, I will drag you down to my level, and beat you with experience.
6:Moosette> im gonna start an argument w/ this kid who has ADHD
6:Pakastin> im a suicide bomber...allways have been...no succesfull missions yet :P
Epinephrin> dream team = rand.. he's so dreamy ^_^
Hillpeace> HOST ME
Bilbo the > One time in gym class I had to dance with a girl since we were all out of boys
(Cpt.Guano!)>hit on me! (Cpt.Guano!)>ill pretend to be a girl for you
help: (Mootland Farmer) (phatbase): Heres your plane ticket to Mootland,
9:Cpt.Guano!> real men huff gas
2:Oen Izan> OLD MAN WRINKLY DICK , RIBBED FOR HER YOUNG PLEASURE
6:Anon> respect my> i myself like dead bodies cause they dont fight back
9:Aphix <ZH>> in just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday
HELLZNO!> as if youve never molested any vegetables
EdDiE> Helo bluedandy, my name is milk.. I do your body good
EdDiE> slap me hard and call me monica!
Bilbo the > I LIVE ABOUT 300 METERS FROM A KINDERGARDEN
9:Relish <ER>> i was explaining squads to him the other day, and i said 'do you know what a squad is?' and he said "Yes, i'm in one you newb"
6:crazi> I WANNA CUT IT OFF AND RAPE IT OR SOMEHITNG
Has someone ever told you size doesn't matter? Well they LIED! Type ?go BIGDM -Made You Look
5:crazi> omg, reported for being unconstitutional
6:Buja X <ZH>> did you know that female hyena's clitoris' are so large that scientists originally mistook them for penises?
6:THE CRIMSON KING> just do her in the ass, it's safer
Mikena> did u know they found 2 male octopus mating?
10:Kuukunen> Kuukunen, making ppl feel uncomfortable since 1678
Bill Lambe> Hello I like woman and I'm a good Warbird can I join your squad?
9:Cig Smoke <ZH>> anyone who can get along w/ DEA has mental problems
6:foreign> .?help that last thing is bull and we both know it. you can't use newbie repellant on me! mwah
6:foreign> ill put leetness all over your face
6:Warthog> Melee:we aren't against christians we just wish they'd rot in the hell they created
6:Warthog> He's a fast talking vegetarian master criminal with a passion for fast cars. She's a ditzy gold-digging politician from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!
Volume I: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...=&threadid=812
Volume II: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume III: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=2545
Volume IV: http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...ghlight=quotes[/url]
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