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  • Player Test

    I thought of a way to end people calling each other newbies. We give people a "player test" which, if they pass, will have them be certified players- not newbies.

    The test will consist of many questions based on the game in SS. If you pass, you will have your own SS Certifcation of completion so that when people call you a newbie, you can just copy paste the link to your SS Certification of Completion to show that you really are NOT a newbie.

    ELITE VETERAN> ?best
    CURRENT SCORE Points:0 Win:8 Lose:9
    ELITE VETERAN> 8-0 to 8-9 sigh
    ELITE VETERAN> DAMNIT MAGI KOZ! STOP HUNTIN ME YOU NEWBIE!
    MAGI KOZ> Newbie? I think not: http://www.trenchwars.org/magi_is_certified.html



    GG YOU ELITE VETERANS, YOU! GG!

  • #2
    hahahah
    EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
    cool koen> :)
    PRiMORDiAL> pfft
    cool koen> not because of a bug
    EvoLd> Lol
    Treachery> meh
    EvoLd> why then?
    PubAceR> women in power dont last
    EvoLd> LOl
    toaster oven reviews

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    • #3
      I passed the test with flying colors, on these forums

      something i posted, like "who hates newbies here. whoops, kinda hypocritical cause i am a newbie" and then lou XV comes along and gives me the one-two about how "admitting the problem is the first step to elitism, gg"

      this was ages back when i was wreckless mig
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #4
        not a bad idea... someone should make an arena with a quizbot in it, and various obstacle courses that could easily sort out who is and who is not a newb. i could see manuverability, aim, dodging, knowlegde of how the game works, knowledge of what has gone on in game, and a name analysis ($$). this test could be retaken many times, and you would be able to see people's scores with a ?command.

        one thing that would be hard to test though is just plain tactical knowledge. its all of the things above put together. maybe there would have to be a live opponent-grader for that one.
        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
        apt>yes u can wtf
        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
        apt>na
        apt>ill show you pictures
        apt>next time I masturbate

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        • #5
          Ideas like this are what make people newbies.

          -Epi
          Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
          www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

          My anime blog:
          www.animeslice.com

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          • #6
            You're only saying that because you're worried you'd fail
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              dahaha nice post and nice sig zeus. i think my help call should be on it tho

              ?help (question), and a staff member will get back to you when one is available.
              Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
              apt>yes u can wtf
              apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
              apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
              apt>so i dont miss the toilet
              Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
              apt>na
              apt>ill show you pictures
              apt>next time I masturbate

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              • #8
                why should someone be arsed if ppl think theyre newbie or not?

                just prove it in game for fucks sake (DUH)

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                • #9
                  Hahaha funny shit, magi
                  ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                  Failure teaches success.
                  . â–²
                  ▲ ▲

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                  • #10
                    i didn't know Jerome was wreckless mig
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #11
                      I'm a man of a thousand faces
                      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                      internet de la jerome

                      because the internet | hazardous

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nickname
                        i didn't know Jerome was wreckless mig
                        Same here, I worked it out the other day though
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #13
                          ?go proveitnewb
                          Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
                          Not to be mean or anything, but you're an illiterate dipshit.
                          i can smell my eyeballs!
                          My non-existent team will r0xx0r j00r b0xxx0rs!!1
                          It's cute how you think this is a democracy.
                          8,323,352,236,536,235,233,456 C00li0 P0ints!!1
                          Shit bitch damn ass cocksucker motherfucker tits!
                          St00bie = Stupid N00bie
                          L00tard = Retarded L0ser
                          Crampon = Crusty Tampon



                          Last edited by Fatal|ty about 150 times because he can't fucking type.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                            Same here, I worked it out the other day though
                            wait why was this a mystery ?clue me in?

                            oh, TW has reached a new point of sadness

                            idea entered arena
                            idea> lol this wasnt taken
                            Nuke> lol
                            Nuke> i got the name cough too
                            idea> cool cough's pretty neat
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome

                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • #15
                              Nope, you've lost me
                              Originally posted by Facetious
                              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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