Best Signature!

[Leaf]

I don't know if this belongs here! But who do you think has the best Signature in the forums?

Myself I have to say Da1andonly's!

2: Verto> lol kuk fitta
2: Verto> morsan kom in när jag runkka lol
2: Desperate> HGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2: Verto> vittu va nolo
2: Desperate> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA verto
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LVERITO
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LAOLFDOALFAF
2: Desperate> ROFLFLKMMAOMA
2: Verto> o de värsta e att hon måst börja säga någå dåliga vitser som t.ex. "sprutar det bra"
2: Verto> siis vittu
2: Desperate> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH
2: DEA> "sprutar de bra"
2: DEA> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2: DEA> ROFL ROFLERO ALAOASJAODRE


I'd say he has the best Sig EZ!

[Fit of Rage]

Now how about for those of us that don't speak finnish?

[dopeshow]

Fit of Rage, that isn't finnish, it's swedish, you bunghole!

Never confuse swedish and finnish together..

They don't even look the same!!

Do they?

Edit: Check my signature, I just made it up few days ago..

[Fit of Rage]

I'm American, I can't tell swedish from finnish or any other scandanavian language.

Now what about that translation?

[BiG FlY]

Ha Ha HA wow thats one funny sig whew im crying. umm WTF does it say?

[cundor]

sorry, I don't understand a single word of that...

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Re: Best Signature!

My Swedish/Finnish is a little rusty, so please forgive the rough translation:

2: Verto> lol pork fritter
2: Verto> I watch JAG with my little sister Sandy
2: Desperate> HGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2: Verto> whassamattau?
2: Desperate> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA verto
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LVERITO
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LAOLFDOALFAF
2: Desperate> ROFLFLKMMAOMA
2: Verto> I stole the Lindbergh baby. I am personally responsible for SARS. Sometimes I beat off listening to "Who Let the Dogs Out"
2: Verto> who doesn't?
2: Desperate> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH
2: DEA> "Who Let the Dogs Out"
2: DEA> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2: DEA> ROFL ROFLERO ALAOASJAODRE

[aussie]

LOL!

Hahaha, that's good -_-

[Jason]

Something tells me Conc totally pulled that translation out of his ass. That makes it all the more funny. :]

[ÆNIMA]

No...no..it's not.

Everybody's sig sucks! Yes, even mine.

[MusLimStuDiO1]

Me likez.

I like ur sig ÆNIMA
^^

[Server]

2: Verto> morsan kom in när jag runkka lol

that means something that his mother came in the room when he was wanking

[XsTaC]

CsY's translation is so much better than the real thing.

It's all true also.

[bounty]

My sig. is typical in the life of a pub freq LT.

[ZeUs!!]

Take your pick

X Machine in for Disoblige
Spider> w000000000 X MACHINE
Plob#f in for Disoblige
Spider> YEA PLOB WOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAA BABY
ZeUs!! <ER> What are you doing?
Spider> Im cheering everyone
ZeUs!! <ER> your weird spider.
Spider> YEA! wierd!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2:Valiant <ER>> due to a minor oversight, I just dissolved British Squad. BUT IT'S OK NOW.

6:bloodzombie> one time, I was waiting for my friend and he was really late, so I called psychic friends to find out when he'd get there
6:Eeks> i'm almost a psychic
6:bloodzombie> can you be almost psychic?
6:Eeks> i can tell when someone is afk or not
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> am i afk?
6:Eeks> no
6:bloodzombie> wow, it's true
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> OMG
6:Eeks> yup

Nailed in for dekai
MatchBot2> Nailed lagged out or specced himself
MatchBot2> Nailed lagged out or specced himself
ZeUs!! <ER> *lag
PING Current:170 ms Average:300 ms Low:160 ms High:1120 ms S2C: 0.6% C2S: 0.5% S2CWeapons: 0.0%
ZeUs!! <ER> why do you keep lagging?
Nailed> i'm trying to scoop dirt from my F11 button

1:Aphix <ER>> haha, i hate kingz, i logged on as <zh> and couldnt see the staff chat, he told me i was axed :'(
1:Tigerex <ER>> meh, you think thats bad, Ari actually demoted me for 5 mins just to laugh at me

6:wadi> if Miau makes one more reference to "meat" jokes and puns.or "head" or "meat head" I'm going to bust out the dirt
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> Miau> omg i could murder a meaty head now.
6:.Da1andonly <ER>> Miau> im horny
6:brookus> Miau> I sure would like to eat a head of meat right now?
6:Fruitang <ER>> Miau> fu wadi... MEAT
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> Miau> wtf? they dont have cows in alaska? WTF!!!!!!!!
6:Miau> Miau> OMG NO COWS????
6:.Da1andonly <ER>> MEAT
6:Miau> COWS
6:Miau> ALASKA COWS
6:wadi> Alaska has Cows
6:Fruitang <ER>> MIAU 4 COWS
6:Miau> ME 4 COW
6:wadi> logged!

6:ZeUs!! <ER>> i wonder who will get arrested for sex acts against animals first: warportal or miau?
6:Fruitang> Miau
6:brookus> warp
6:Miau> warpzy.. iw ould just smile innocently and say.. it wasn't me
6:brookus> miau will sweet talk the cops to let her go
6:Miau> i would*
6:Miau> yes brooks
6:ZeUs!! <ER>> warportal would try to seduce the cops though
6:brookus> Miau> is that a head of meat in your pocket or a gun?

6:CrvenBan> if she's not under 14 then shame on you

4:Mantra-Slider> its funny how someone named smurf is allowed to kill me

1:Erathia> You know what I've noticed? Both Snow White and Cinderella end up marrying someone named "Prince Charming"
1:Mr. 420 <ER>> haha slut
1:ZeUs!!> sluts^
1:Erathia> No, I think he's just a playa

4:CrvenBan> I so sexually frustrated I could fuck a chimp in the ass
4:ZeUs!!> any chimp in particular?
4:CrvenBan> not really...as long as it has some hairs and squeels a bit, I'm happy

6:Eeks> i used to ?go base
6:Eeks> but then i went to therapy
6:Eeks> and i don't need it anymore

5:Mayo Inc.> Mike Rakhabit = zeus
5:RogerMexico> oh. I didn't know Zeus's last name
5:ZeUs!!> its not, its a play on words
5:ZeUs!!> say it out loud
5:Mayo Inc.> haha my crack habit
5:Mayo Inc.> hahahaha
5:Mayo Inc.> Mike Rakhabit = my crack habit
5:ZeUs!!> wakey wakey...

6:Eeks> i remembered this funny thing that happened when my brother was like 8 or 9
6:Eeks> he used to kill a lot of animals like birds, rats and some insects too
6:Eeks> so i asked him "why do you kill all those little animals?"
6:ZeUs!!> you shot him?
6:Eeks> he said "i need exp so i can level up"

help: (Louis XV) (#werd): WTFZ?# DOWN SYNDROME

ZeUs!!> ?go solarunetryours
Chris80> is zeeus on ur sqwad
Todd80> nope chris
Chris80> oh
Todd80> u need to join
Chris80> wereis ur sqwad
Todd80> your in
Todd80> o great
Chris80> wat
Todd80> chris u got internet?
Chris80> ya
Todd80> ok well, wait, say ?go twd
Chris80> i have to exit zone for it to take effect
Todd80> yea do it and come back
Todd80> exit
Chris80> hehe
Todd80> chris!
Chris80> i no it
Todd80> say?go twd
Chris80> now
Todd80> yes!

2:Lemmin> it worries me that they let a blind man fly an aircraft
2:ZeUs!!> dont give a toss as long as im not on it
2:Lemmin> you might if you are on another one in the vicinity, or on the ground below!
2:ZeUs!!> well he's got less to crash into up there
2:Lemmin> but a whole world down here to crash into
2:Lemmin> I don't think theres a problem with him flying, but if theres some emergency, he isn't going to be that well equiped to deal with it!

Jonas> cause I'm a mother f! p.i.m.p
Jonas> gave up on miau, moved on to mike

help: (Uncle Vinny) (Public 0): Whats the population of Russia?
help: (Fed_X) (Public 36): Plz i have been shot.
help: (Satan_Spawn_666) (Darknesstryouts): would an zh or a er plz join my squad plz?
help: (Saidar) (#heebs): whats a homosecksual
help: (italic) (Public 15): Did you know that the word Sausage has the word usage in it? Don't worry ?sausage does nothing! I BET YOUR GLAD OF THAT ROFLMAOMFG
help: (10 Pavel Bure) (hockey): can I be new sysop?
help: (Joyride) (Public 21): trench wars closes when i stay in a safe 2 long
help: (XxdarkblazexX) (Public 26): Forscar has a squad but cant remember what the arena for creating a squad is
help: (Steven the cool) (Public 14): : maybe you do not know the answer, but how long do i wait or what does it take so i can be allowed to play again on star wars realm
help: (Hexa Decimal) (twdd): my private itches and im out of vaginal powder O.o
help: (Comanche Gold) (Public 7): weaver asked me to becom a staff but my telues adsl always messes up and it messed up and i had to restart and when i came back he wasnt on line anymore

3:IlyaZ> have you ever had an internet girlfriend?
3:cundor> i had
3:Bilbo the Hobbit> Yes
3:cundor> she dumped me
3:Bilbo the Hobbit> Same
3:IlyaZ> aww
3:cundor> i typed way too slow
3:IlyaZ> you should have told her you had 1 arm
3:cundor> she said she never had an orgasm

9: pv=nrt> i like my penis, is has done me well
9: pv=nrt> every girl who sees it goes, oo its soo quiant

All you wanted to know about waxing your testicles but were afraid to ask:
5:cundor> I just realized that my pubic hair isnt coming back ...my gf is gonna make fun of me.... i waxed it
5:cundor> my teammates will make fun of me when we shower after prac
5:bloodzombie> chicks love that, easy access makes for better service, even if she makes fun of yo a little, she'll like it
5:cundor> pfft, we'll c about that
5:bloodzombie> and if waxing once prevented it, nobody would ever wax again, and the whole industry would go under
5:ZeUs!!> she'll get burns if you get stubble, you've got to think these things through
5:bloodzombie> that part is true, but it's different from shaving, when you wax, it comes out new hair..
5:ZeUs!!> omg, ive just realised, you've WAXED your scrotum, christ, did you pass out?
5:bloodzombie> when you shave, you didn't take out the roots, so you got a whole lot of thick hair comign back in at once.. waxing is better
5:ZeUs!!> i think i'll pass on that one
5:cundor> <giggles>
5:ZeUs!!> you big girl




I lost the best one about Facetious, Annux and Madonna's man hands