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You're a shameless self-promoter, Zeus.
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Jacklyn> i'm not here right now, leave ur phone number address and directions to your house, where you keep your money and what time youre not home and i will get Right back to you -
i like xstac's just because im in it.....
i RdE teh soRt bUS To sHcooLComment
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Lol Zeus, I demand more brookus logs. Good post, btw.
6:Tidal> It's like the time we got drunk and went to burger king...
6:Tidal> I put on the paper crown and started yelling "I AM THE BURGER KING"
6:Tidal> That was embarrassing later
Kinda Long, the end is the best part:
1:Timing> girls are evil
1:Timing> :/
1:Timing> girl>o tom your so cool , I love you I want to do something with you tomorrow
1:Timing> me>alright thats cool I will just call u tomorrow or maybe you could stop by
1:Timing> girl>ok goodnight
1:Timing> <hugging>
1:Timing> <next day>
1:Timing> girl>hey tom can u come over and help me put my cd player in and after we can go out to eat
1:Timing> me>alkright lemme get a shower first
1:Timing> girl>ok cya
1:Timing> me> <fixing th car stereo>
1:Timing> girl> oh well thanks tom
1:Timing> girl> umm my mom baught bme some food so I am gonna go eat that
1:Timing> girl> and then go out to this car show with my boyfriend after I aasked you to do somehting with me tonight
1:Timing> me>ok <fuck you too>
1:Timing> the end
1:kitan> wait what does this have to do with bananas?Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by CopsComment
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yawnHuMMeR> I bathe in my own dissappointmentComment
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Your cig wins. That made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. Being ridiculously high doesn't help much, but holy shit - that was awesome!Originally posted by majic
yawnSave a tree; eat a beaver
1:Mefesto> king let me say you something
1:Mefesto> you are a soon of a biatch with retarded face like nostra damus and you got a hump on your dick
WHY TALK SHIT WHEN YOU ALREADY MAKE IT?!Comment
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how to differentiate sweden and finland:
in hockey, finland is the team that canada beat in the 1st round of the olympix, sweden is the team that belerus beatPhilos> I both hate you and like you more than anyone in this game randedl
Philos> there is something about you
Philos> You're like the wife i'd love to fuck, but beat every night after work
PhaTz> we should all wear t-shirts that says "I WAS THERE WHEN RANDEDL LOST TWLD" and on the back, "TWICE"Comment
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grrrr randOriginally posted by TysonOriginally posted by HeavenSentOriginally posted by IzorComment
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Didnt we beat canada anyway? =POriginally posted by Randedl
how to differentiate sweden and finland:
in hockey, finland is the team that canada beat in the 1st round of the olympix, sweden is the team that belerus beatComment
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Still laughing at Tommy Salo $$6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off
Originally posted by DreamwinComment
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*Points and laffs at Mantra*
*Remembers 5-6* *Shuts the hell up*
:/Original Mambonian
TWD Head Coordinator
Its frustrating to write these lines after every post^
I'd hope there would be another way..like some automatic system that fills them itself after every post.Comment
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Here is the translation for all of you!
2: Verto> lol cock pussy
2: Verto> my mother busted me masturbating
2: Desperate> HGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2: Verto> vittu va nollo = curse
2: Desperate> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA verto
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LVERITO
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LAOLFDOALFAF
2: Desperate> ROFLFLKMMAOMA
2: Verto> and the worst part is that she's doing telling me some jokes for example "Sperm is doing good?
2: Verto> siis vittu = curse
2: Desperate> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH
2: DEA> "sprutar de bra"
2: DEA> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2: DEA> ROFL ROFLERO ALAOASJAODREComment
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Da1's sig makes me laugh every time I see it. Its so funny.Welcome to this bitter state of my mind
I am a dying dream
This is my imitation of life
Replica of sanityComment
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It's funny if your 6 years old or a spasepeepole..Comment
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ROFL!
funny thread
"The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience."
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large
deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it." :alien:Comment
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