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Wark <ER>, the great man that he is, led the TW revenge upon the DDoS attack...
Wark <ER>>Before we begin, I am going to give a detailed description of the DDoS attacker freq's roles. Coal is the DDoS attacker himself, with burrito in hand, he destroys days of fun with the touch of a button. Ender is Coal's fake girlfriend he made up to impress people online. Ice9 is Coal's Mother, who spanked him for DDoS attacking trenchwars. Mega Newbie is Coal's Dog, who humps his leg. Monky is Coal's illegitimate father, who rapes him every night. Torn Wing is Coal's grandfather, who partakes in the threesome with coal and his dad. And USS Banana is of course, Coal's fake cat, which he blames when he misses a shot by saying "My cat jumped on my keyboard."
The game commenced - and within several minutes, the government owned the DDoS attacker's freq, primarily through the use of antiwarp of Thief of Time - thus making it so that DDoS attacker's freq could not attach.
Upon the ending of the game, everyone joined in singing TW Christmas carols with Wark, whose lines shall hereby forever be remembered:
"ooooh youd better not run, youd better not hide, cause i am l33t and im telling you why, Wark is sniper oh yeah, he snipes you when your running, he snipes you when your still, he snipes you if your behind a rock cause his lag makes him hard to kill."
... I would have more lyrics to post... but I am typing this as they sing the carols... If you logged it, please share them with us...
Wark <ER>>Before we begin, I am going to give a detailed description of the DDoS attacker freq's roles. Coal is the DDoS attacker himself, with burrito in hand, he destroys days of fun with the touch of a button. Ender is Coal's fake girlfriend he made up to impress people online. Ice9 is Coal's Mother, who spanked him for DDoS attacking trenchwars. Mega Newbie is Coal's Dog, who humps his leg. Monky is Coal's illegitimate father, who rapes him every night. Torn Wing is Coal's grandfather, who partakes in the threesome with coal and his dad. And USS Banana is of course, Coal's fake cat, which he blames when he misses a shot by saying "My cat jumped on my keyboard."
The game commenced - and within several minutes, the government owned the DDoS attacker's freq, primarily through the use of antiwarp of Thief of Time - thus making it so that DDoS attacker's freq could not attach.
Upon the ending of the game, everyone joined in singing TW Christmas carols with Wark, whose lines shall hereby forever be remembered:
"ooooh youd better not run, youd better not hide, cause i am l33t and im telling you why, Wark is sniper oh yeah, he snipes you when your running, he snipes you when your still, he snipes you if your behind a rock cause his lag makes him hard to kill."
... I would have more lyrics to post... but I am typing this as they sing the carols... If you logged it, please share them with us...
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