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    too good
    3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
    3:Extinct> mad hard
    3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
    3:im so weird> just the way i like it

  • #2
    out of my league

    3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
    3:Extinct> mad hard
    3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
    3:im so weird> just the way i like it

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    • #3
      if you're a vet, post in here
      3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
      3:Extinct> mad hard
      3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
      3:im so weird> just the way i like it

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      • #4
        post in here if you're a vet

        too many veteran players in, post in here, we need to know who to avoid
        3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
        3:Extinct> mad hard
        3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
        3:im so weird> just the way i like it

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        • #5
          you're vet if...

          you can speak finnish

          ok your turn
          3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
          3:Extinct> mad hard
          3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
          3:im so weird> just the way i like it

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          • #6
            you can post 3 different threads about the same exact thing with 3 different titles.

            That's true vet-ism.
            Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
            Message has been sent to online moderators
            2:BLeeN> veh yes
            (Overstrand)>no
            2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
            2:BLeeN> ok then no
            :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
            (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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            • #7
              nice one

              i'll continue...

              you're vet if you play subspace on friday & saturday nights
              3:Extinct> i havent masturbated in like a month
              3:Extinct> mad hard
              3:im so weird> this chat is turning homosexual
              3:im so weird> just the way i like it

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              • #8
                hey blue goat

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                • #9
                  this guy is a serious vet

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                  • #10
                    Re: post in here if you're a vet

                    vet? the animal doctor or something else?

                    Originally posted by blue goat
                    too many veteran players in, post in here, we need to know who to avoid

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                    • #11
                      Merged. Please do not start three threads with nearly the same premise. - Conc
                      Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                      • #12
                        You're vet if you get praise from the time traveling guy.
                        I have stopped swimming in the rock pools a few days ago. Now instead of 40 minutes swimming, I substitute it with 40 minutes power walk - usually on the beaches or around the cliffs. Nothing beats burning the fat in the cold wind. Colon minus pee.

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                        • #13
                          My mom's a veterinary technician at a local hospital.
                          Ну вот...

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                          • #14
                            What Is A Vet?


                            What type of grades do you need to get into Vet School?
                            Let me say that it is statistically harder to get into a veterinary medicine college than it is to get into a human medical college because of the limited number of veterinary colleges(only 27 in the United States) compared to medical colleges. Therefore, your grades have to be very competitive.

                            Now this doesn't mean you have to be a straight A student. Veterinary colleges look at many factors in deciding who is a possible candidate including extra activities, experience in working with animals and more but a solid background in biology, science and math is usually desired. The good news is that the veterinary field has significantly diversified in the past decade so colleges also include individuals not from the "normal" statis quo.

                            How long does it take to become a Veterinarian?
                            It requires 4 years of college and an additional 4 years of veterinary medicine. Internship or residency credits are not required but are offered to achieve advanced qualification or specialty certification. The exception being that it was recently required that foreign graduates need additional veterinary medical residency credits. This is a debated subject.



                            Once you finish vet school can you practice being a veterinarian?
                            No, you first have to pass a demanding national veterinary medical board exam - similiar to the bar exam in law.
                            After that in order to practice in a state you need to pass a state board exam. Each state has their own requirements although some states do reciprocate. This means that if you pass the state board exam you would be eligible to practice in another state that accepts those scores.
                            There are pros and cons to this system. Many doctors feel that medical knowledge is not different from one state to the next, they already passed the veterinary medical board tests, so why would they have to limit themselves to a specific state. On the other side some feel that each state has specific regional questions they want addressed and they feel is important for veterinarians to be aware and knowledgable about them. On the whole, most states do not reciprocate so you must choose where to practice carefully or be willing to take a lot of tests.



                            Do you need to keep up with new techniques and information?
                            Yes, you must take a certain amount of continuing education courses throughout your life if you wish to continue practicing veterinary medicine. Which seminars you chose is up to the Veterinarian. This allows individuality along with keeping current on many new techniques, ideas and recent diseases. Also many veterinarians routinely subscribe to the journals of veterinary medicine to their overall knowledge of veterinary advances.



                            Do you have an oath to take?
                            Yes, The Veterinarian Oath is below:
                            Being admitted to the profession of veterinary medicine, I solemnly swear to use my scientific knowledge and skills for the benefit of society through the protection of animal health, the relief of animal suffering, the conservation of animal resources, the promotion of public health, and the advancement of medical knowledge.
                            I will practice my profession conscientiously, with dignity, and in keeping with the principles of veterinary medical ethics.
                            I accept as a lifelong obligation the continual improvement of my professional knowledge and competence.



                            Do you think vets are similar to doctors?
                            This is probably one of the most frustrating aspects of being a veterinarian. Many people believe that it is only a technical school type of degree or one similar to a Chiropractor's or Pharmacist's degree, which it is not. Although people are getting more knowledgeable as time progresses.
                            It is good to keep in mind that Veterinarians are Doctors but in a different field. In fact, the veterinarian curriculum is more diversified than human medicine because of the amount of different species and physiologies they have to study. Remember, many veterinarians especially general practitioners take on many responsibilities as surgeons, pharmacists, diagnosticians, radiologists, behaviorists, dentists, orthopedic surgeon,....and provide comfort to both patient and owner- all this has to be learned.



                            Can a dog veterinarian treat a dolphin or an elephant?
                            There are courses in veterinary school that encompass an overview of different animals. This encludes marine animals and wildlife, but most courses are specific to domestic land animals (both companion pets and farm animals). Birds and reptiles are also researched but to a smaller degree. However, aquatic medicine and wild animal medicine are specialties as you decide what field you want to practice. So even though you have the basic knowledge of their physiology if you are a general practitioner you don't have the experience, special equipment or specific medicines to treat them.
                            There is also good news if you do want to work with exotic animals. A few years ago there weren't many opportunities available but there now are a greater number of jobs available in those fields with the advent of zoological/marine parks and the increased awareness of environmental science.



                            How many Veterinarians are there in the U.S.?
                            Today more than 58,000 veterinarians are professionally active in the United States, of that 75% are in private clinical practice but that number is decreasing. More and more are going into other fields like, teaching, research, government service, public health, military service, private industry, and other areas.
                            There are currently more male veterinarians but that number is bound to change since currently over 60% of those attending vet school today are women.



                            What does the job entail?
                            The job responsibilities vary based on the type of field you choose. Veterinary medicine offers jobs from company research, field study to private practice. Many veterinarians work in labs developing medicine. The veterinarian that is mostly identified with is the one in private practice. They must be a general physician / surgeon / diagnostician / pharmacist all in one with knowledge of a variety of different species. Many are also "on call" any time of day to answer or treat emergencies.



                            What made you want to become a vet?
                            (excerpt from a companion animal practitioner)
                            I guess I became a vet because of my combined interest in science, medicine and animals. When I was young my mother loved German Shepherds and had 4 of them. I loved their intelligence and loyalty and when they got sick I took care of them and found I enjoyed helping them.
                            As I grew my vision expanded and I started to see enjoyment and personal character from all different animals. I began to see the independence and fortitude of cats and the companionship of even the smallest bird or pet and how much they meant to people. I guess I was hooked then.



                            My most rewarding experience had to do with a parrot that had its crop burned through to the outside by food that was microwaved. It was a big problem. It was too big a hole to seal with just the available area skin and even if I did, it would never be able to retain enough food to be of much use. The only way was to graph the area, but a parrot doesn't have much extra skin on their body. I knew it would have to be slowly done, but what about the opening. I had to devise a temporary substitute for skin until the graph took and the wound finally closed. It took a course of 16 operations to get enough skin from its leg to close completely. Now - his feathers on his chest don't all go in the same direction but he's back to normal and even gave me a nice bite to prove it. (He never was the friendliest.)



                            What was your most discouraging experience?
                            (excerpt from a general practitioner)
                            I have worked with companion animals in private practice for 20 years. Unfortunately, medicine is frought with pets you can't help, including your own. As a human being that personally hits you hard but there are many owner's pets that you just don't expect to get attached to, that you do.
                            One such pet was a beautiful dog in terms of temperament and personality. The owner was completely dedicated to him and was her companion when her husband died of cancer. I diagnosed her dog with a malignant tumor and statisically knew that he only had a short time to live even with the best care.
                            The owner and I came to a decision to try to maintain the body to give them both time, but in a few weeks it was evident that it wasn't working and he was in pain. Even a call to the specialist yielded the same conclusion. She wanted to be in the room when we euthanized him. The owner said her goodbyes. He went peacefully and without struggle, the way he had always been. Those are the patients you miss and remember the most. It also makes you understand that medicine and doctors have their limitations.
                            Originally posted by Facetious
                            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                            • #15
                              Now I know how people who are not interested in debates feel when they encounter my posts.
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