Mike's Top 10 Worst Logs Ever To Hit This Forum

[ZeUs!!]

10)

Valentynes> ?help I am in trouble
Valentynes> ?help googoogaagaa
Valentynes> ?help will diakka marry me?
Valentynes> ?help please? Just one marriage
Valentynes> ?help please. I don't ask for much
Valentynes> ?help any mods on?
Valentynes> ?help with a problem
Valentynes> ?help the problem is
(RoboHelp)>This message has been sent by Wark <ER>:
(RoboHelp)>Please do not use ?help unless you have a valid question.
(RoboHelp)>If you have any other questions regarding this issue, please use :Wark <ER>:<Message>.
?help diakka won't marry me
(RoboHelp)>WARNING: We appreciate your input. However, your excessive abuse of the ?cheater or ?help command will not be tolerated further!
Valentynes> ?help will you marry me wark? please?
(Wark <ER> )> thats more then enough.
(RoboHelp)>You have been banned for abuse of the ?help command. I am sorry this had to happen. Your ban will likely expire in 24 hours. Goodbye!
WARNING: Disconnected from server


9)

Xog: Woosa!
FRUITANG: oh good god
Xog: yes?
Xog: Yes, my woosa child?
FRUITANG: NOTHING
Xog: Okay, then
FRUITANG: NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
Xog: Need another Banana?
FRUITANG: No thanks, I've got grapes right now.
Xog: haha
Xog: My orange beats your grapes!
FRUITANG: No way
Xog: Yes
FRUITANG: My grapes have my oomph
Xog: Oh yea?! well. my orange has backup helpers, APPLES!
FRUITANG: No helpers allowed.
Xog: And don't make me get the carrots.
Xog: Oh, poo.
Xog: My oranges can woosa!
FRUITANG: my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
Xog: LIES!!
FRUITANG: FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
Xog: Oh really?!?!?!
Xog: Well ermm..
Xog: Uhm...!!
FRUITANG: yeah
Xog: let me think of something >_<
Xog: 1 second.
FRUITANG: FRUITANG> FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
Xog: OMFGZ. you lie. It can't be true! ORANGES RULE GRAPES!
FRUITANG: FRUITANG> FRUITANG> FRUITANG> my grapes can woosa more than your oranges
Xog: Okay, you win that part. But still. Oranges are stronger!
Xog: >Cuts an orange open< SEE!!! >squeezes juices onto grapes< BUHAUHAHAHHAAHHA!!! Theres acid in oranges, and grapes cannot repel the effects! Muhuahahah!
FRUITANG: Aw shit
Xog: your tasty warriors lasted well, but they were still no match for my Skin dissolving orange juice! muhuahaha.
FRUITANG: you have defeated my legion of grapes, i am nothing but a smothering puddle of grape juice
Xog: you have yet to find the secret of juices, eh? ^_^
FRUITANG: nope, that secret recipe still eludes me
Xog: Perhaps you should train with them. Enlarge your practice! :P
FRUITANG> Ok, this has gotten too much i'm logging off later


8)

1:King Baba> i just learned something in class today!!!!! GUESS WHAT IT WAS
1:Janitor> skewl sucks?
1:Anduril.> how to own your mom ??
1:King Baba> that my final exam is next week :S
1:Janitor> lol
1:Janitor> studying is for newbs
1:King Baba> tru
1:Anduril.> hehe
1:Janitor> just grow up and be a janitor
1:Janitor> its less stress
1:King Baba> but it also means i only have one class left for that course until i fail
1:Anduril.> being a Janitor is sad...
1:Anduril.> low payed, no sex,...
1:King Baba> your face is sad
1:Janitor>
1:Anduril.> being ugly..
1:Anduril.> etc
1:King Baba> lol
1:Janitor> lol.im not really a janitor
1:King Baba> suuuuure
1:Janitor> i tell people i am tho


7)

3:Shugogetten> a (<==== He NEVER has spoken yet!!)
3:Poem> shug said "a"!!!!!!!!!!!
3:bike> OMG SHUG SAID SOEMTNG
3:King Baba> shug spoke?
3:Poem> he said "a."
3:King Baba> omfg he did too
3:bike> HE IS YHUMAN
3: Dethdefire> WOOHOO! shug yuped!
3: Dethdefire> typed*
3:Poem> now that shug said something, i have the feeling things are about to change
3:King Baba> it's a sign from God
3:Poem> rofl
3: Dethdefire> Yes, I am the chosen one!
3: Dethdefire> maybe he is from an alien race
3: Dethdefire> this is first CONTACT !
3: Dethdefire> omg!
3:Anduril.> woooooooooot
3:King Baba> lol
3: Dethdefire> Subspace history!


6)

TelCat> I bet vandory is pissed off
NeverDieAl> why
Vandroy> u r right
Vandroy> well its not the game
Vandroy> im going into army in 3days
Vandroy> for 6 months
NeverDieAl> is sweeper going to army too?
Vandroy> he has been there already
Vandroy> but many ancients are going
NevetDieAl> o
Vandroy> like your good friend dea
NeverDieAl> shit dea
NeverDieAl> well
NeverDieAl> its good that dea goes to army
TelCat> hahahahaha



5)

MusLimStuDiO1> Italian girls are hot
Jesus = Terrorist> Yeah, even with their hairy mustaches.


MusLimStuDiO1> So aren't all animals technically nude???
Skeptical> No you may not rape them.
MusLimStuDiO1> LoL.. DamN


4)

5:01L> Michael Jackson is Santa Clause.
5:X sTa C> michael jackson isn't black anymore?
5:Surfer> Would you let Micheal Jackson do whatever he does to little kids for 20 million dollars?
5:Uranium> he hasnt been for a while....
5:X sTa C> i'd let him for 5
5:X sTa C> he's so dreamy
5:Phirewolf> 5 cents
5:X sTa C> so true.


3)

1:Infiltr8er> o crap just noticed u in wing
1:Infiltr8er> sry :/
1:Enkor> shrug i respect ppl that can consistenly cloak a bird
1:Infiltr8er> lol
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> YOU DUMB FUCKING ****** INFLITATOR
1:Enkor> sup
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> LOOK AT SQUAD NAMES MORE CAREFULLY OR ILL FUCKING KICK YOU
1:Infiltr8er> ...... lol
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> NO KILLING SQUADDIES YOU COTTON PICKER
1:Infiltr8er> im prolly gonna leave anyway no time for kids like you
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> kids? ill fucking school you ******
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> how old are you dad?
1:Infiltr8er> rofl no u wont
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> come to pro league you piece of ****** shit I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATH CONTEST
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> or scrabble
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> ill fucking school you BLACK ******
1:Enkor> you're on. bend over
1:Infiltr8er> im 19 from what u been saying im guessing ur some 13 yr. old snot nosed kid acting bad on a game
1:Morh> BEND!!!!!!!!
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> ooooOOOOooooo that means you are GOOD!
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> I CHALLENGE YOU TO SEX
1:Morh> wtf
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> WE WILL SEE WHO GETS TO HAVE SEX ILL VIDEO TAPE MINE
1:Infiltr8er> ok ignored. no time for gay kids
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> AND SEND IT TO YOU
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> hahahahahahahaha
:Infiltr8er:want me to kick him out?
(Infiltr8er)>yea
:Infiltr8er:k
1:Infiltr8er> good bye bend
Morh> ?squadkick=Bend Her Like Bryant
If player was a member of your squad, he has been kicked.
Morh> ?squad Bend Her Like Bryant
Squad:
1:Morh> Bend Her Like Bryant is not a member anymore
1:Morh> ty
1:Infiltr8er> $
1:Morh> so bend fuck off
1:Morh> from this chat
1:Infiltr8er> cya dick head
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> HEY MOHR SUCK MY FUCKING ****** DICK YOU SWEDE
1:Morh> hahahahahha
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> WAY TO HELP HITLER OUT DURING WORLD WAR 2 YOU FUCKING NAZI
1:Morh> lol
(Bend Her Like Bryant)>ez
:Bend Her Like Bryant:fuck off
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> hahaha was infiltrator even on the squad longer than me
1:Infiltr8er> nope and u got kicked. cya loser
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> OH GUESS WHAT I ALREADY AHVE 4 OTHER NAMES ON THIS ****** SHIT ASS SQUAD
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE DESPERATE FOR MY DICK SO MOHR RECRUITS ME
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> AHAHAHHAHA FUCKING EASY ASS ****** JEW SPIC CHINK YOU ARE EZ
1:Infiltr8er> enough talking to the retarded. go get help. ignored
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY IGNORED ME
1:Bend Her Like Bryant> OWNED YOU FAGGOT
Ignoring: Bend Her Like Bryant
1:Morh> ha what a dumb ass
1:Infiltr8er> lol ya


2)

1:BLeeN> well well, even turbo is here
1:Turbonium> this is his girlfriend
1:arrogance> hahaha
1: Disco Jesus> haha turb
1:arrogance> yeah right!
1:malladrin <ZH>> hahaha
1:Banjo> hahaha everyone's laughing at him
1:BLeeN> yeah ofcourse


1)

7:Skeptical> MATT! >.<
7:Skeptical> DOUBLE YOU TEA EFF M8?!
7:Archangell <ER>> wait..
7:Archangell <ER>> W
7:Archangell <ER>> T
7:Archangell <ER>> F
7:Archangell <ER>> mate?
7:Skeptical> Lol.
7:Archangell <ER>> ...
7:Archangell <ER>> WHAT THE FUCK, MATE?!?!?
7:Skeptical> LoooL
7:Archangell <ER>> got it, continuue
7:Skeptical> Rofl.
7:dood!> ....this is sad

[Dameon Angell]

3:IlyaZ> yowhatsuphomee: r there seriously ne fat women in here with pics im me no jerks please
3:IlyaZ> AOL chats rawwwwwwk
3:IlyaZ> one time, i went in the Gay Chat and pretended i was like a reporter for a newspaper and wanted to interview gay dudes, and i started talking with a few of them and then they were all "hehe you're really nice" and i was all "HAHAHAH HOMO KLIO
3:IlyaZ> have you ever covered up a peice of ice with your foreskin
3:IlyaZ> i should have interviewed you for a school project where we had to interview a foreign dude, zeus
3:IlyaZ> you would have used all these awesome english words and everything
3:IlyaZ> like BLAGGING
3:IlyaZ> FORUM NAZI!
*in the space of 30 mins*

Like your little log sig is amusing?

and yes, i retracted my immature explanative out of anger

[cundor]

Zeus!!
Thx a lot!
Beez and me don't mean anything to you?!

[PolluX]

lol
I like 8, 7 and 5


anyone ever bought one of yer tshirts zeus?

[Dim]

i wondered the same thing

[ZeUs!!]

Not unless I've got any obsessive stalkers... cundor?

[cundor]

YOu yelled, my lord?

[Auraz]

LOLOLOL my brother's post made it on there. He was trying to act like me. he hasn't been on ss for a while so he didn't know my favorite radio host was ksharpe. The sexy ksharpe makes my day and my children.

[Xog]

Zeus!! I regret to inform you, #9 isn't a log.

[Nasir]

Move it to useless crap ?

[ZeUs!!]

No, because its about the logs in TRENCH WARS. Its got a point that anything somene disagrees with becomes useless crap, not the posts about the Ukranian Skydiving Team or the world pancake eating competition the forum was created for

[Server]

nasir you and your squad should be moved to useless crap

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by Dameon Angell
3:IlyaZ> yowhatsuphomee: r there seriously ne fat women in here with pics im me no jerks please
3:IlyaZ> AOL chats rawwwwwwk
3:IlyaZ> one time, i went in the Gay Chat and pretended i was like a reporter for a newspaper and wanted to interview gay dudes, and i started talking with a few of them and then they were all "hehe you're really nice" and i was all "HAHAHAH HOMO KLIO
3:IlyaZ> have you ever covered up a peice of ice with your foreskin
3:IlyaZ> i should have interviewed you for a school project where we had to interview a foreign dude, zeus
3:IlyaZ> you would have used all these awesome english words and everything
3:IlyaZ> like BLAGGING
3:IlyaZ> FORUM NAZI!
*in the space of 30 mins*

Like your little log sig is amusing?

and yes, i retracted my immature explanative out of anger

Stfu, Ilyaz is the man.

[Bilbo]

Go online on msn, I command you zeus.

[ZeUs!!]

On it