if you haven't read them, links to the first 5 are at the bottom, enjoy folks, pick out your favs and add ones that you've gotten as well
9:Strike> so this isn't a log file? It's just a bunch of quotes?
help: (Blistering) (BaSeElIm): What's the mod chat?
Randedl> i lagged out of ?go laggy Mayo Inc.> THATS QUOTE WORTHY
Weaver> people will not try and steal drugs from a crazy boy with a musket over his shoulder
7:Fit of Rage> indian tribes? not really. unlike indians, forum idiots cant be wiped out from a massive epidemic
6:crazi> call me chewbacca
The_One!> one time. I bit my dog. the fucker bit me. So I bit back!
2:Attacks> cause when i squad i hop i seem to slowky go down in qualiity ofr squads till i get to british squad :P
2:Squadless> LOL seen the red chat thought it was a warning
9:Overstrand> LMAO my keyboard feell off my thingy
TopKnot200> I wish I could be a frog
6:Jason> Well then, color me retarded!
6:Anon> you just wanna pwn more in base w. your stupid wb
6:illuminati> MARTIANS ARE STILL ALIENS BUCKKO
9:Buja X <ZH>> i tell all the girls i like to eat anthrax
7:Tigerex> whats the point of having two hands when most people only ever write with one
Heather.> Masturbation is a delicate form of self mutilation.
Nosey> War is heinous, thumb your anus Nosey> War is silly, whack your willy
Result of Melee vs. DragonGuard: 60 - 36
techniack> islands dont float...u blond
Elsie <ZH>> i'm glad to hear that-ok i shall let you fly in peace and not pieces!
Ganryu> my cars red, so it goes faster
help: (soul) (twlb): that sucks. i sorta predicted disoblige would win and had DISOBLIGE4L tattooed to my ass.. now i have to have it removed (painful) and put spastic on. . why couldnt you guys have RIGGED it.. for my asses sake
6:PhaTz> btw, buja has a new nickname, he wants to be called "Jabu dabubies-X" from now on
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. Type ?go warzone -Acid
9imboy <ER>> i dont have the interlect.
(syzygy2)>will u be my mod friend?
6:Warthog> so in japan you can buy used panties in candy machines
6:POiD> dad's was best.. more .. material
9:Cig Smoke <ZH>> when i got banned i never aked the person who banned me to unbann me bc i knew it was jsut like asking to see god
EdDiE> I doublesquadded on my girlfriend EdDiE> and she dont like 2 fers
9:Strike> ..."hey...wanna enema? vacuum style?"
Mootland F> ISNMT THAT CINDERALLA CHICK IN PETER PAN SECKSI?
1:Anon> he always talked a lot of shit for a fat guy
5:crazi> lol wtf 5:crazi> u live in canada 5:crazi> how the hell u know about idaho 5:crazi> its like a secret
2:Oen Izan> hey rand, your quote thangy "machine of god" is doing that now as well so he can be as cool as you and he told me that
9:Wark <ER>> Im sexy like an irish, and hard working with crappy labor like an american.
Mattey> remember kids, have sex during her period, she probably wont get pregnant
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> yeah being staff is a pain in the ass , it means u have to kiss my ass as a tw player 24/7
NaiLed> 2 dsylexic men walk into a bra
6:THE CRIMSON KING> hockey is okay but it's no slamball
9:ZeUs!!> rogering = you take you little willy and put it in the holiest of holes
6:crazi> wuts a toque 6:THE CRIMSON KING> that's a canadian hat right
Dumani> You haven't lived until you've wasted enough money to feed 3 small nations
[Nov 22 16:49] Ripper: Do you know why the pokemon trainer hides under you're bed??? So he can Pikachu! bahahaha
4:Louis> i'll bury myself alive next to you and beat you to death
6:Tyson Bitbeast> don't u guys feel like u could watch Home Alone 1 and 2 all the time
6:Evasion> haha i love goin on mirc and saying 13/f/florida, need someone to talk. then i get all these messages from pedaphiles. i then tell them to go and die.
9:British <ER>> 420 i got u turned on baby !!
6:Mr. 420> u should cut some of ur hair and send it to sirius
Dread_Knig> if i wanted any lip from u i'd jiggle my zipper
sourthyme> i got a playstation 2 for christmas sourthyme> but i am still playig this
6:Rob Dougan> froe, you have a nice voice, a nice dog, and a blue shirt...I don't see what you're upset about
TriviaBot> --|-- Question: Which sea lies to the east of Greece? ANSWER: Aegean Sea|aegan
Epinephrin> seaman haha he has the best name
im so weir> if you playing SS all friday night, you're a veteran
6:Shitty Lag> I promised myself if I ever won the lottery, I'd have plenty of s[aur] k[raut] and never let the homeless into my car
5:crazi> he thinks we are like captain planet when we get together
Shitty Lag> not miss cleo...she couldn't find crazi's dick in his pants
6:Randedl> mcdonalds should make a pickle burger, cuz their pickles are damn good
9:THE PUSHER> jesus rand, don't you turn to dust if you wake up before noon?
6:Rob Dougan> I like how yelling on the internet is a press of caps lock away
6:Shitty Lag> yeah, those sour crean and cheddar ruffles were wicked too...my digestive system held its own witch trials and decided to purge the evil
6:Mother of Randedl> COLLECT THE WHOLE FAMILY!
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I would like to say that as of today January Something 2004 , Grapevine Chat is no longer an ALL SAUSAGE chat
6:Rob Dougan> he has amazing aim and can defend better than saran wrap on your sister's cooch
(Proximo) (baseelim): Warnjabend is spamming me while im playing and i cant type our the ignore atm
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I wonder if omish guys masturbate as much as we do?
6:Rob Dougan> god damn crayola...if I buy one more box of crayons that's missing periwinkle I'm going to kill someone
Volume I:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...=&threadid=812
Volume II:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume III:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume IV:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=3321
Volume V:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=5374
9:Strike> so this isn't a log file? It's just a bunch of quotes?
help: (Blistering) (BaSeElIm): What's the mod chat?
Randedl> i lagged out of ?go laggy Mayo Inc.> THATS QUOTE WORTHY
Weaver> people will not try and steal drugs from a crazy boy with a musket over his shoulder
7:Fit of Rage> indian tribes? not really. unlike indians, forum idiots cant be wiped out from a massive epidemic
6:crazi> call me chewbacca
The_One!> one time. I bit my dog. the fucker bit me. So I bit back!
2:Attacks> cause when i squad i hop i seem to slowky go down in qualiity ofr squads till i get to british squad :P
2:Squadless> LOL seen the red chat thought it was a warning
9:Overstrand> LMAO my keyboard feell off my thingy
TopKnot200> I wish I could be a frog
6:Jason> Well then, color me retarded!
6:Anon> you just wanna pwn more in base w. your stupid wb
6:illuminati> MARTIANS ARE STILL ALIENS BUCKKO
9:Buja X <ZH>> i tell all the girls i like to eat anthrax
7:Tigerex> whats the point of having two hands when most people only ever write with one
Heather.> Masturbation is a delicate form of self mutilation.
Nosey> War is heinous, thumb your anus Nosey> War is silly, whack your willy
Result of Melee vs. DragonGuard: 60 - 36
techniack> islands dont float...u blond
Elsie <ZH>> i'm glad to hear that-ok i shall let you fly in peace and not pieces!
Ganryu> my cars red, so it goes faster
help: (soul) (twlb): that sucks. i sorta predicted disoblige would win and had DISOBLIGE4L tattooed to my ass.. now i have to have it removed (painful) and put spastic on. . why couldnt you guys have RIGGED it.. for my asses sake
6:PhaTz> btw, buja has a new nickname, he wants to be called "Jabu dabubies-X" from now on
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. Type ?go warzone -Acid
9imboy <ER>> i dont have the interlect.
(syzygy2)>will u be my mod friend?
6:Warthog> so in japan you can buy used panties in candy machines
6:POiD> dad's was best.. more .. material
9:Cig Smoke <ZH>> when i got banned i never aked the person who banned me to unbann me bc i knew it was jsut like asking to see god
EdDiE> I doublesquadded on my girlfriend EdDiE> and she dont like 2 fers
9:Strike> ..."hey...wanna enema? vacuum style?"
Mootland F> ISNMT THAT CINDERALLA CHICK IN PETER PAN SECKSI?
1:Anon> he always talked a lot of shit for a fat guy
5:crazi> lol wtf 5:crazi> u live in canada 5:crazi> how the hell u know about idaho 5:crazi> its like a secret
2:Oen Izan> hey rand, your quote thangy "machine of god" is doing that now as well so he can be as cool as you and he told me that
9:Wark <ER>> Im sexy like an irish, and hard working with crappy labor like an american.
Mattey> remember kids, have sex during her period, she probably wont get pregnant
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> yeah being staff is a pain in the ass , it means u have to kiss my ass as a tw player 24/7
NaiLed> 2 dsylexic men walk into a bra
6:THE CRIMSON KING> hockey is okay but it's no slamball
9:ZeUs!!> rogering = you take you little willy and put it in the holiest of holes
6:crazi> wuts a toque 6:THE CRIMSON KING> that's a canadian hat right
Dumani> You haven't lived until you've wasted enough money to feed 3 small nations
[Nov 22 16:49] Ripper: Do you know why the pokemon trainer hides under you're bed??? So he can Pikachu! bahahaha
4:Louis> i'll bury myself alive next to you and beat you to death
6:Tyson Bitbeast> don't u guys feel like u could watch Home Alone 1 and 2 all the time
6:Evasion> haha i love goin on mirc and saying 13/f/florida, need someone to talk. then i get all these messages from pedaphiles. i then tell them to go and die.
9:British <ER>> 420 i got u turned on baby !!
6:Mr. 420> u should cut some of ur hair and send it to sirius
Dread_Knig> if i wanted any lip from u i'd jiggle my zipper
sourthyme> i got a playstation 2 for christmas sourthyme> but i am still playig this
6:Rob Dougan> froe, you have a nice voice, a nice dog, and a blue shirt...I don't see what you're upset about
TriviaBot> --|-- Question: Which sea lies to the east of Greece? ANSWER: Aegean Sea|aegan
Epinephrin> seaman haha he has the best name
im so weir> if you playing SS all friday night, you're a veteran
6:Shitty Lag> I promised myself if I ever won the lottery, I'd have plenty of s[aur] k[raut] and never let the homeless into my car
5:crazi> he thinks we are like captain planet when we get together
Shitty Lag> not miss cleo...she couldn't find crazi's dick in his pants
6:Randedl> mcdonalds should make a pickle burger, cuz their pickles are damn good
9:THE PUSHER> jesus rand, don't you turn to dust if you wake up before noon?
6:Rob Dougan> I like how yelling on the internet is a press of caps lock away
6:Shitty Lag> yeah, those sour crean and cheddar ruffles were wicked too...my digestive system held its own witch trials and decided to purge the evil
6:Mother of Randedl> COLLECT THE WHOLE FAMILY!
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I would like to say that as of today January Something 2004 , Grapevine Chat is no longer an ALL SAUSAGE chat
6:Rob Dougan> he has amazing aim and can defend better than saran wrap on your sister's cooch
(Proximo) (baseelim): Warnjabend is spamming me while im playing and i cant type our the ignore atm
6:Tyson_Bitbeast> I wonder if omish guys masturbate as much as we do?
6:Rob Dougan> god damn crayola...if I buy one more box of crayons that's missing periwinkle I'm going to kill someone
Volume I:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...=&threadid=812
Volume II:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume III:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=1840
Volume IV:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=3321
Volume V:http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...&threadid=5374
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