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Rampage, my brother from another mother. Congratulations on completing another successful Black History Month. To honor you, I've decided to take a close look into your performance during the month to see whether you were a true warrior or if the month failed to ignite the passion inside of you.
Let's start with your winning percentage:
Not good. You struggled to win in February. After a rather stellar preceding few months, February was not kind to you. I'm not sure if you were distracted by your enormous watch collection or maybe you were paired with more addicts than a methadone clinic, but it's lucky it was a short month.
Let's look at your K/D next.
Believe it or not, you got a little more violent and a little more efficient despite your struggle to win. You really harnessed your anger and killed idiots and drug addicts at a higher pace than what you previously believed you were capable of. They say crack kills, but I believe that you are even more deadly.
In your month-long rampage, you decided to get up close and personal. You started killing more people at close range, letting them know that you mean business. Or perhaps you just like the satisfaction of taking down crackheads close enough to get just a bit of a contact high.
Here's a summary of your statistics during the month of February. Even though you became a stone-cold killer, your teammates let you down and refused to give you the month you deserved. I'm proud of you, though, and hope you left the month feeling like the champion you are. I had a dream that you would dominate MMR and you proved that you are the M.L. KING of javs.
Let's start with your winning percentage:
Not good. You struggled to win in February. After a rather stellar preceding few months, February was not kind to you. I'm not sure if you were distracted by your enormous watch collection or maybe you were paired with more addicts than a methadone clinic, but it's lucky it was a short month.
Let's look at your K/D next.
Believe it or not, you got a little more violent and a little more efficient despite your struggle to win. You really harnessed your anger and killed idiots and drug addicts at a higher pace than what you previously believed you were capable of. They say crack kills, but I believe that you are even more deadly.
In your month-long rampage, you decided to get up close and personal. You started killing more people at close range, letting them know that you mean business. Or perhaps you just like the satisfaction of taking down crackheads close enough to get just a bit of a contact high.
Here's a summary of your statistics during the month of February. Even though you became a stone-cold killer, your teammates let you down and refused to give you the month you deserved. I'm proud of you, though, and hope you left the month feeling like the champion you are. I had a dream that you would dominate MMR and you proved that you are the M.L. KING of javs.
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