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May 24, 2020 — What an absolute WHIRLWIND of a fucking day on Trench Wars. Lots of actions flared up, as emotions were flying, WEAVES were pulled, chopsticks were inserted in mens assholes, dicks were licked in chats and the N word was thrown a few times (sorry paradise), guys like turban and saiyan are being told stay away from the Media by Rough, girlfriends were stolen, renzi decided to BD and let his team suffer 5v4 in a blowout loss to Plade in LD, fat chicks were cybered in private arenas and much much more. Whew!
Let’s get into the politics here first, we have a lot to discuss…
First off:
We have Bigmon, who was benched in a LJ game vs Gun today… Fans wanted their money back as words were exchanged back and forth, fans knuckled up, things such as empty bottles, liquor cups, chips, popcorn, and even chairs were thrown into the battlefield as fans weren’t too pleased coming to a show where the Bigmon wasn’t in action. We sat in the arena and noticed what people were saying…
maketso in for Plade
dreamwin in for Plade
Commodo in for Plade
Trasher in for Plade
KESS in for Plade
3:KESS> best benching? what?
Best's PMs looked a little something like this:
zidane> LOL they must be smoking tripins crack to leave u out
Best> i just took off my snapback and scratching the top of my head
Rough> LOOOOOL WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? IM DONE BRO
Best> lol..
6:Lockdown> wtf? bigmon isnt in? im going with the large gun spread then
6:Heaven> i was gonna take that.. LOL
ro> wtf whos running lj for plade dude
Best> euros
ro> ahhh makes sense ROFL
Paradise> LOOOL man is riding the pine, join me brother
Best> scoot over brodie
Paradise> UR A NICER MAN THAN ME, I WOULDA DISSOLVED THIS ZONE Fr fr
1:Avale> shoulda joined spark
1:Best> yep
Security couldn’t escort Bigmon so the cops were called and had to safely escort him out of the arena as he was filled with anger, frustration and wanted to bite the euros on Plades necks off in absolute utter disbelief. We tried to conduct an interview from him and he told us to go fuck ourselves before he breaks our cameras. Jesus christ.
BigmonMedia> Give us one interview please
Best> yo fuck urself kid
BigmonMedia> You are angry. Sorry. We just want to know why you were benched.
Best> isn’t it obvious?
BigmonMedia> Well, no. or I wouldn’t ask
Best> they aint safe ill tell you that much, no more info.
BigmonMedia> Thank you.
Best> anymore fucking interviews, im breaking your face and that camera
Best> ima tell u 1 thing tho, im finna get on they azz tho
BigmonMedia> We have no idea what that means, but thank you Bigmon!
Paladen vs Fire —— I’ll be real with y’all.. This was gonna be a dookie game from the get-go. Jessup and the boys haven’t been the same since Hackysack made a powerhouse move over to Plade. Hackysack going over to Plade and jebass quitting and cancelling his internet subscription and moving to the mounts of the grid this game wasn’t in favour for Paladen to even begin with.
Fire went into the arena absolutely CHEESED for no particular reason (angry stepdad level unmitigated anger). I was perplexed. They added all 5 starters VERY QUICKLY and Jessup couldn’t figure out a way to log out on time and got her buttcheeks pummelled.
Jessup Interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello Jessup, my sideline reporter working with us is here to ask you a few questions while I work on something else for now.
Jessup> lol ok.
ErnieDise> Hiya, Jessup! An honour to conduct this interview.
ErnieDise> Talk to us first about what your mindset was coming into the game. How were you feeling?
Jessup> The game or the season. We shud probably start at the shitshow that has befallen Paladen from the start of TWL.
Jessup> Well from before cutoffs it has been frustration for us beyond belief. First I had our line that did good last season basically all leave and form Stray, zap and meganewbie and bluff and tok / all these people I hoped would join us and I tried and tried to get them here to no avail.
BigmonMedia> Sorry to interrupt you, Erns. But let me ask you this Jess. How do you feel about this season losing one of your best warbirds “Hackysack” to Plade? And jebass quitting early stages of TWL?
Jessup> Yes so Jebass is officially retired now and he bought a property in a swamp with no internet for miles around.. god bless him.. then hackysack well… that was the nail in our coffin as he literally left us with 1 hour before cutoffs happened to join. It destroyed our moral and I was left to find who I could. We had a few join. I had pulled us out only to recommit as I did a squad vote to see if people were still willing to go ahead w/ the season.
ErnieDise> Ouch thats quite the happenings. Did Jebass do this because of Corona? I’m hearing rumors.
Jessup> no jeb feels covid is a hoax.. He just wanted to retire irl with his wife and get away to the sticks
ErnieDise> Today’s game really sent the message that Paladen was done for this season. Any thoughts as the final words “Game Over” went across your screen? Final questions.
Jessup> I’d like to apologize to everyone tho for forfeiting. I don’t like to see us in this state and know it wastes time and fun but also not much I can do. I show up and am all alone lol or have pawner who left twd line show up and ask to play. We had 2 sad times for Paladen. Unsure if we will continue on after this.. our time may finally be here to shelve the squad sadly.
ErnieDise> A difficult era for Paladen without question. Thanks for the interview, Jessup! Back to you in the studio, Bigmon!
BigmonMedia> Thank you for passing it back to me over here in the studio, Ernie! As we continue to pour out sorrow tears for the fallen legendary Paladen squad. Thank you for your hard work, years of dedication and contribution to the game, Jessup! We will wrap it up here.
Jessup> NP! It was fun but all things must come to an end sadly and who knows.. never say never for the future.
RaCka interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello, RaCka, welcome aboard.
BigmonMedia> One of the greatest warbirds of all time, we are happy to have you. How is your TWL going thus far?
RaCka> Fantastico
BigmonMedia> We are receiving reports that you and maketso have beef. Can you explain to BigmonMedia what has flared up in the past few days and why you two want to punch eachothers faces off?
RaCka> Commodo’s little brother is a good dude but he complains too much in the game for somebody with so few titles :-/
BigmonMedia> You seem to be taking it in stride here, But @TheShadeRoomTW is
reporting maketso called you a “poor mans Raspi” and a “rich mans Geio”… Essentially saying you are overrated.
RaCka> when maketso isn’t busy picking coconuts and bananas for local tourists i know he enjoys to play subspace in his spare time .. he doesn’t really strike me as a good eye for warbird talent!
BigmonMedia> He also reportedly said you “Only got rings riding bigger mans coat tails.”
BigmonMedia> Thank you.
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your thoughts on maketso, RaCka. I’ll be passing it over to ErnieDise. I’m outside the arena with our cameraman right now. It’s looking real rainy out there, Ernie!
ErnieDise> Thanks Bigmon. I know you’re cozy in the studio up there. It started pouring a bit earlier. But happy to be here. Now RaCka, if I could ask a few questions.
RaCka> Sure thing you bald headed idiot!
ErnieDise> Were you trying to send a message? Reports are saying you walked into the arena and saw Jessup alone and were fully erect.
RaCka> Yes!
ErnieDise> What message was that? Fire shows no mercy? “Any mans can get it?”
RaCka> there’s been many people who have played this game for a 15+ year period and still have never got their shot in TWL…. some examples would be Paradise, Pee Pee Sock, vfx… etc etc… so I just want them to know that it is possible thats the message i wanted to send!
ErnieDise> Ok moving on. Which teams are you afraid of?
RaCka> Hmmm well thats a tricky one, Ernie! We only have 3 games left this season… our game vs plade is for the #1 seed so we’ll see what happens
ErnieDise> A bit late, but congratulations on beating monster! What is your strategy against Plade? I know they have many of your former friends (mythril, best, etc) Are you worried you may not perform?
RaCka> i am prepared for all opponents :-)
ErnieDise> Riveting! Thanks for the great interview, RaCka. I see you left your 1994 Toyota Camry running in the parking Lot. I’ll let you get to it. Thanks for the interview!
ErnieDise> This has been ErnieDise reporting Live outside TWLD Arena in the cold and rain! Back to you in the studio, Bigmon.
BigmonMedia> Thank you for passing it back to me, Ernie! I’m inside the studio with my coffee all cozy and hope to see you back in here! Get back in and warm up!
BigmonMedia> RaCka, few more questions here.. Fans are pouring in tweets and want to know a few things..How do you feel about Iron Survivor? Do you feel like Monster can make a great playoff run?
RaCka> iron is the only good bird on monster, the best bet for them is to focus on the 3rd place trophy.
BigmonMedia> Wow. We will end it here before it gets any more serious. Thank you, RaCka.
BigmonMedia> Few more questions actually… How do you feel about Strays upset against Monster today? it has just increased their chances of making the playoffs after that victory.
RaCka> monster/stray/rapid are all about the same skill level in warbird… they’re all fighting for that 3rd place trophy
BigmonMedia> RaCka, we did see that you were 1-6 in your LJ game vs Gun and ended up 10-8. Can you please explain to us how you stayed composed in a struggle time like that? What did you find was working for you, what was not working for you?
RaCka> i had a few idiotic breaths at the beginning of the game but once i broke out the bricanyl inhaler i started to get much deeper breaths!
BigmonMedia> Hahaha, thank you, sir.
Pressure interview:
BigmonMedia> Our tweets are completely blowing up with your name written all over it. We have reports here that you were talking a whole bag of doodoo and even sent out a squad PM to Fire while your squad was up 2-0 and then you lost the LB. Can you speak on that please?
Pressure> yeah i made a nice play and pm’d fire about it
Pressure> i think port tricks are completely newbie, spooked has been doing them since he left pub and transitioned so when i did one against og i told him how newbie i thought it was.. pub tricks, zero skill
BigmonMedia> How do you bounce back from something like that? It seems like your squad morale is circling the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Pressure> gunmin are not weaklings, we learning what we need to do to improve to win this league
BigmonMedia> It seems like a lot of basers have been on your tail lately and harassing you of stacking on gun. Can you please tell the public why you think Gun isn’t stacked?
Pressure> everyone thinks gun is stacked, gun has the best spids etc. not realizing that there are 5 dominant looking at twlb lines. anyone can win expect rapid lol
BigmonMedia> Do you think you will be talking trash in the future? If so, what specifically? If not, why not?
Pressure> the day i stop trashing is the day i quit ss, every squad can get fukt except gun
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your answers as we do greatly appreciate you taking the time out of your day to answer our them. Standing outside the #TWLB Arena… Swinging it over to you Ernie!
ErnieDise> Thank bigmon. Ernie here reporting Live with Pressure.
Pressure> Hello Ernest, should I say. Or Ernie? Heh, Ernwald?
ErnieDise> Call me Ernie, please. Only my mother can call me Ernwaldus.
ErnieDise> Thanks for the interview, Press. It’s a pleasure! I’ll get right into it. The fans are DYING to know:
Twitter: Elfus9383: @BigmonMedia: BOYYYY u see press talkin shit and then get slapped? LMAOOO on god they finna bench his ass, you think that fuked his teams mojo up that game?
ErnieDise> What do you think? Do you think it messed with your teams mojo? I saw a noticeable shift in aggressiveness..
Pressure> dont think so, think we were getting advanced pretty hard at the start regardless, i just happen to get a nice tek without that tk were losing fr so think generally we got outplayed overall, dont think the 1 tek/pm had anything to do with anything…
ErnieDise> if I may, I also noticed a MOMENTOUS shift in confidence from Fire once #PressTalkinShit became a trending topic on TW Twitter.
Pressure> i think there was a noticeable difference in composure and flagroom position between teams, ro played really well but i’d have to watch the replay and if i had to do it all over again, i’d 100% pm after a tek like that again
ErnieDise> Fair enough! This reporter wants to know, do you think your unorthox style of terring will be enough to pull gun to a title? Your style is… quite UNUSUAL.. one could call it absolutely perplexing even. A man named Ogron would call it “Gay.”
Pressure> we’re going to win. not entertaining alternatives.
ErnieDise> Now that sounds like a confident man! Thanks for the interview, Pressure! Now this has been Ernaldus McLiam reporting live. Back to you, Bigmon!
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your interview, Pressure! We will wrap it up here. Enjoy your time and good luck next week!
Pressure> np
Iron Survivor Interview:
BigmonMedia> Ernie, you can go on break. I’ll handle this interview.
ErnieDise> I will go for dinner. Thank you, Bigmon.
BigmonMedia> Hello, we want to start off by asking you… How do you feel about Strays upset on Monster? I see that you guys fell apart in your teaming really late in the game. Can you explain what went wrong?
Iron Survi> Well, its not good lose a match, specially the way that happened. I really dont know what went wrong, ppl didnt perform i think. But looking in twl eyes its good for competiveness, straystill alive to make playoffs
BigmonMedia> Yes, Monster losing and Stray winning in that upset really kept their playoff hopes alive. Do you feel like you’re having a hard time deciding which warbirds to start? Can that be a problem? What did you learn from this loss to prepare you better for your next game vs Plade next week?
Iron Survi> I think we pretty much set up our line, and i dont see that as a problem… The lesson i learn in previous twl’s is that regular seasons mean pretty much nothing. Look twld 2016 for example, we didn’t do great in reg season and won it. monster we were undefeated in reg season and lost in playoffs. My opinion is that playoffs that really matters.
BigmonMedia> That’s right! You also had a really good game vs Stray today despite the loss. We hope you continue to do great. But what are you most worried about against Plade next week who are undefeated? Is there a strategy in stone for particular players?
Iron Surviv> Nothing special against plade, we will just put some line and play it like another regular game, like i said playoffs that matters. I think Plade have a good line and hoping to be a good fight. About my performance yea i did good, but doesnt matter when ur team dont win, congrats for stray.
BigmonMedia> Thank you.. One last question for you, Iron.
BigmonMedia> We also have reports that RaCka did say you are the only good warbird on Monster, but good luck because you’re only fighting for the #3 spot in TWLD. Thoughts on this?
Iron Survi> Well thats unexpected, but thanks. I disagree with him about other players, they all won twld at some point and can go off. About the #3 spot i would rather not make any comments, i think its hard to rank ppl in this game, a lot of things can happen and i trust my team.. gl to everyone
BigmonMedia> Thank you so much, Iron. Good luck in TWLD!
2pacZ interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello 2pacZ, first we want to say thank you so much for coming to the interview as we do greatly appreciate it. I have a few questions for you.
2pacZ> always gotta keep the folks entertained while my team Plade killin out there today streaming all the matches and no prob thank you for interviewing the legend
2pacZ> just rolled up some Grand Daddy Purp for this
BigmonMedia> Are you functional for this interview?
2pacZ> Yeah i think i can i just poured up a bottle of malibu n some pineapple freeze
BigmonMedia> Ok enough with that, let’s get straight into this. We’ve heard that you came back from inactivity a little too late during TWL and aren’t participating with Plade this year? Would you say that TWLD teams are lucky that uncle big PacZ isn’t on their necks?
2pacZ> Def ofcourse, had I been back earlier I think id be a great replacement for that noob Hackysack, but he’s doing a very good job, trained that kid nicely…
2pacZ> MSI took forever to RMA my motherboard so they just wrote me a check and bought a motherboard and finally up on my desktop ready to own some kids like beam and iron survivor.
BigmonMedia> Thank you. We noticed you’ve been having some on-going beef with beam for the past few years. Can you speak on this please? What are your thoughts of him as a player? Is he a threat in TWLD?
2pacZ> beam has been a troll for a good amount of time, its nothing new. Kid plays LoL while pissing in a 7up bottle because he doesn’t wanna move out his chair
BigmonMedia> Who are some players you might be cheering for in TWLD this year?
2pacZ> I think Plade gonna win this year we got talented team, stray the underdawgs atm by beating lag survivors squad Monster
BigmonMedia> I’m not sure that beam knows you’re one of the only legends that beat LaSenza in a duel. I don’t think he wants any smoke with you in warbird.
2pacZ> i smacked lasenza so hard and he realize he wanted to join plade and play with me im glad he grew up and become a master dueler, she has come along way and become a good dueler, by vsing me and I give her props
2pacZ> i know im a savage but I can talk a lot of shit too, trolls sweat when they talk vs me man im a legend.. ive played with the best and got twl experience back on Dice and played with the best Im up there bro
BigmonMedia> Thank you. Wow. If there’s one thing you want to tell beam, what is it?
2pacZ> Since ive joined and played with plade W:L is 20:1, think thats enough for people to better recognize i’m a threat in DD and TWL regardless… beam isnt a topic of discussion, he smells like a coronavirus infected bat stankin up the place
BigmonMedia> Haha. Thank you. We have a tweet come in from Paradise and told us “Tell Pac keep sellin that reggie foh”
2pacZ> Sunny Exotics is the Company we comin up ya boy a botanist paradise respects it
BigmonMedia> Thank you, 2pacZ. Enjoy your time.
Mythril Interview From TWLD Week 2 vs Rapid (With Best missing from the lineup)
BigmonMedia> Hello, Mythril! You’ve been a really tough guy to get a hold of. Fans been searching for you, even trying to get your address so we can conduct a very delayed interview.
BigmonMedia> Tracking back to Week #2 when one of your players Best was allegedly ddosd and was unplayable with lag issues. We saw that you went bananas notching a 15-7 and putting Plade on your back. Was there any changes made in your playstyle/team game to get the victory?
Mythril> ya I remember when he got ddosed pretty vividly. I remember because hackysack was supposed to make his TWLD debut and set his alarm for 2:59 for a 2:30 match, so we were already at a disadvantage… usually best drops between 12-29 kills so i had to step up and ended up with 15
Mythril> always fun to go against riverside though, old nemesis, gotta respect those sweet guys no matter what shape theyre in. creat as well
BigmonMedia> Thank you. A lot of rumours are speculating around TW that Hackysack was a ‘desperate move’ by Plade. Do you feel like Hackysack is going to prove the critics wrong? Or is he in tune to struggle vs top tier squads?
Mythril> well these other squads stacked pretty hard so i wanted a 5th wb at the very least. but dreamwin/bacon/trasher/commodo are also very good wbs, and hacky plays a nice complimentary style, he has some talent but still working through bad paladen habits
BigmonMedia> A few hours before hardlock, we heard that you received a text to log on and saw that LaSenza and Best were ready to join Plade. Teams were instantly not too happy with that move. Do you think Plade is consider a “stacked squad” despite what others are saying?
Mythril> i will say that i was very liked until i woke up from a fat nap and accepted Best/LaSenza on the twd roster 3 minutes later.. i dont think were more stacked than monster/fire. i respect those guys and they have 5+ players each who are legitimate twld championship caliber players.. we play both of them next sunday so i guess we’ll see how we measure up
BigmonMedia> Thank you. I was just going to ask you. How do you feel going into a game against Monster/Fire next Sunday? Pretty anticipated schedule. Are you mentally prepared?
BigmonMedia> Will be some great games for sure and the fans are ready to start promoting it on social media real soon.
Mythril> well the #1 seed is pretty important this season without double elimination. so the matches will be meaningful
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Myth! That is all I have for you. Good luck in TWL!
Mythril> we will be ok
ZapaTa Interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello, Zapata. We are here to interview you once again.
ZapaTa> Hello best LOL
BigmonMedia>
BigmonMedia> First of all, we want to say good game to you. Strays teaming was phenomenal really late in the game, and we are happy that you guys have higher chances making the playoffs now after securing that win. How do you feel? I know emotions are pouring out of your eye lids right now. Do you realize how big of a win that was keeping your playoff hopes alive?
ZapaTa> Yes, we did. We knew that the only way to guarantee our playoffs were going 4-0 this last games. We didnt wanna to depend on others results. So we gave it all vs monster. And it worked and we r really happy
ZapaTa> And our teamwork and pressure worked 100% for the first time in the league. Bike was really a great improvement for our team, along with the guys unrustying and putting pressure on
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap. Wow. Very very big win. I am lost for words. Seconds after you guys won the game we have a quote from you here….
BigmonMedia> ZapaTa> OMGGGGG; GGGGGGGG.
BigmonMedia> Can you explain what was going through your body and mind at that very moment of excitement? I couldn’t even bare to guess what you were feeling like. Did you feel a huge relief? A well needed win after some TWL struggles? Like nutting inside a 10 star model?
ZapaTa> Well, tha was really a tought and close, even in the end, with only iron in, i wasnt like “ok we won”, because we know how iron is a dangerous player, specially with every1 on 9 lol. So only when we finally killed him out, the penny dropped.
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap! Love the honesty. We see that you have some relatively easy schedules coming up next Sunday.. Do you plan on having a particular game plan against Lululemon and Spark? Or just destroying these kids to finish the season off on a strong note?
ZapaTa> Well, since nothing is guaranted. So our plan is to play like we did today. Upsets can happen, like we saw today. And i respect and the squads in the league. Im not like some kids in this game. Im not saying names. Beam. Ogron. But yeah, we r aiming strong for a 3-0 next week. So we can go to playoffs in a good momentum.
BigmoMedia> Thank you, Zap. We noticed you have been having a lot of back and forth beef with beam and Ogron. What do you think of beam and Ogron as warbirds? Do you respect them?
ZapaTa> Well, all i can say is that their egos r not in the same level of theirs skills. By far.
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap. That’s all I have for you. Thank you so much for participating as we greatly appreciate it. Enjoy your time and good luck in TWL!
ZapaTa> Thank you!
Let’s get into the politics here first, we have a lot to discuss…
First off:
We have Bigmon, who was benched in a LJ game vs Gun today… Fans wanted their money back as words were exchanged back and forth, fans knuckled up, things such as empty bottles, liquor cups, chips, popcorn, and even chairs were thrown into the battlefield as fans weren’t too pleased coming to a show where the Bigmon wasn’t in action. We sat in the arena and noticed what people were saying…
maketso in for Plade
dreamwin in for Plade
Commodo in for Plade
Trasher in for Plade
KESS in for Plade
3:KESS> best benching? what?
Best's PMs looked a little something like this:
zidane> LOL they must be smoking tripins crack to leave u out
Best> i just took off my snapback and scratching the top of my head
Rough> LOOOOOL WHATS GOING ON RIGHT NOW? IM DONE BRO
Best> lol..
6:Lockdown> wtf? bigmon isnt in? im going with the large gun spread then
6:Heaven> i was gonna take that.. LOL
ro> wtf whos running lj for plade dude
Best> euros
ro> ahhh makes sense ROFL
Paradise> LOOOL man is riding the pine, join me brother
Best> scoot over brodie
Paradise> UR A NICER MAN THAN ME, I WOULDA DISSOLVED THIS ZONE Fr fr
1:Avale> shoulda joined spark
1:Best> yep
Security couldn’t escort Bigmon so the cops were called and had to safely escort him out of the arena as he was filled with anger, frustration and wanted to bite the euros on Plades necks off in absolute utter disbelief. We tried to conduct an interview from him and he told us to go fuck ourselves before he breaks our cameras. Jesus christ.
BigmonMedia> Give us one interview please
Best> yo fuck urself kid
BigmonMedia> You are angry. Sorry. We just want to know why you were benched.
Best> isn’t it obvious?
BigmonMedia> Well, no. or I wouldn’t ask
Best> they aint safe ill tell you that much, no more info.
BigmonMedia> Thank you.
Best> anymore fucking interviews, im breaking your face and that camera
Best> ima tell u 1 thing tho, im finna get on they azz tho
BigmonMedia> We have no idea what that means, but thank you Bigmon!
Paladen vs Fire —— I’ll be real with y’all.. This was gonna be a dookie game from the get-go. Jessup and the boys haven’t been the same since Hackysack made a powerhouse move over to Plade. Hackysack going over to Plade and jebass quitting and cancelling his internet subscription and moving to the mounts of the grid this game wasn’t in favour for Paladen to even begin with.
Fire went into the arena absolutely CHEESED for no particular reason (angry stepdad level unmitigated anger). I was perplexed. They added all 5 starters VERY QUICKLY and Jessup couldn’t figure out a way to log out on time and got her buttcheeks pummelled.
Jessup Interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello Jessup, my sideline reporter working with us is here to ask you a few questions while I work on something else for now.
Jessup> lol ok.
ErnieDise> Hiya, Jessup! An honour to conduct this interview.
ErnieDise> Talk to us first about what your mindset was coming into the game. How were you feeling?
Jessup> The game or the season. We shud probably start at the shitshow that has befallen Paladen from the start of TWL.
Jessup> Well from before cutoffs it has been frustration for us beyond belief. First I had our line that did good last season basically all leave and form Stray, zap and meganewbie and bluff and tok / all these people I hoped would join us and I tried and tried to get them here to no avail.
BigmonMedia> Sorry to interrupt you, Erns. But let me ask you this Jess. How do you feel about this season losing one of your best warbirds “Hackysack” to Plade? And jebass quitting early stages of TWL?
Jessup> Yes so Jebass is officially retired now and he bought a property in a swamp with no internet for miles around.. god bless him.. then hackysack well… that was the nail in our coffin as he literally left us with 1 hour before cutoffs happened to join. It destroyed our moral and I was left to find who I could. We had a few join. I had pulled us out only to recommit as I did a squad vote to see if people were still willing to go ahead w/ the season.
ErnieDise> Ouch thats quite the happenings. Did Jebass do this because of Corona? I’m hearing rumors.
Jessup> no jeb feels covid is a hoax.. He just wanted to retire irl with his wife and get away to the sticks
ErnieDise> Today’s game really sent the message that Paladen was done for this season. Any thoughts as the final words “Game Over” went across your screen? Final questions.
Jessup> I’d like to apologize to everyone tho for forfeiting. I don’t like to see us in this state and know it wastes time and fun but also not much I can do. I show up and am all alone lol or have pawner who left twd line show up and ask to play. We had 2 sad times for Paladen. Unsure if we will continue on after this.. our time may finally be here to shelve the squad sadly.
ErnieDise> A difficult era for Paladen without question. Thanks for the interview, Jessup! Back to you in the studio, Bigmon!
BigmonMedia> Thank you for passing it back to me over here in the studio, Ernie! As we continue to pour out sorrow tears for the fallen legendary Paladen squad. Thank you for your hard work, years of dedication and contribution to the game, Jessup! We will wrap it up here.
Jessup> NP! It was fun but all things must come to an end sadly and who knows.. never say never for the future.
RaCka interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello, RaCka, welcome aboard.
BigmonMedia> One of the greatest warbirds of all time, we are happy to have you. How is your TWL going thus far?
RaCka> Fantastico
BigmonMedia> We are receiving reports that you and maketso have beef. Can you explain to BigmonMedia what has flared up in the past few days and why you two want to punch eachothers faces off?
RaCka> Commodo’s little brother is a good dude but he complains too much in the game for somebody with so few titles :-/
BigmonMedia> You seem to be taking it in stride here, But @TheShadeRoomTW is
reporting maketso called you a “poor mans Raspi” and a “rich mans Geio”… Essentially saying you are overrated.
RaCka> when maketso isn’t busy picking coconuts and bananas for local tourists i know he enjoys to play subspace in his spare time .. he doesn’t really strike me as a good eye for warbird talent!
BigmonMedia> He also reportedly said you “Only got rings riding bigger mans coat tails.”
BigmonMedia> Thank you.
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your thoughts on maketso, RaCka. I’ll be passing it over to ErnieDise. I’m outside the arena with our cameraman right now. It’s looking real rainy out there, Ernie!
ErnieDise> Thanks Bigmon. I know you’re cozy in the studio up there. It started pouring a bit earlier. But happy to be here. Now RaCka, if I could ask a few questions.
RaCka> Sure thing you bald headed idiot!
ErnieDise> Were you trying to send a message? Reports are saying you walked into the arena and saw Jessup alone and were fully erect.
RaCka> Yes!
ErnieDise> What message was that? Fire shows no mercy? “Any mans can get it?”
RaCka> there’s been many people who have played this game for a 15+ year period and still have never got their shot in TWL…. some examples would be Paradise, Pee Pee Sock, vfx… etc etc… so I just want them to know that it is possible thats the message i wanted to send!
ErnieDise> Ok moving on. Which teams are you afraid of?
RaCka> Hmmm well thats a tricky one, Ernie! We only have 3 games left this season… our game vs plade is for the #1 seed so we’ll see what happens
ErnieDise> A bit late, but congratulations on beating monster! What is your strategy against Plade? I know they have many of your former friends (mythril, best, etc) Are you worried you may not perform?
RaCka> i am prepared for all opponents :-)
ErnieDise> Riveting! Thanks for the great interview, RaCka. I see you left your 1994 Toyota Camry running in the parking Lot. I’ll let you get to it. Thanks for the interview!
ErnieDise> This has been ErnieDise reporting Live outside TWLD Arena in the cold and rain! Back to you in the studio, Bigmon.
BigmonMedia> Thank you for passing it back to me, Ernie! I’m inside the studio with my coffee all cozy and hope to see you back in here! Get back in and warm up!
BigmonMedia> RaCka, few more questions here.. Fans are pouring in tweets and want to know a few things..How do you feel about Iron Survivor? Do you feel like Monster can make a great playoff run?
RaCka> iron is the only good bird on monster, the best bet for them is to focus on the 3rd place trophy.
BigmonMedia> Wow. We will end it here before it gets any more serious. Thank you, RaCka.
BigmonMedia> Few more questions actually… How do you feel about Strays upset against Monster today? it has just increased their chances of making the playoffs after that victory.
RaCka> monster/stray/rapid are all about the same skill level in warbird… they’re all fighting for that 3rd place trophy
BigmonMedia> RaCka, we did see that you were 1-6 in your LJ game vs Gun and ended up 10-8. Can you please explain to us how you stayed composed in a struggle time like that? What did you find was working for you, what was not working for you?
RaCka> i had a few idiotic breaths at the beginning of the game but once i broke out the bricanyl inhaler i started to get much deeper breaths!
BigmonMedia> Hahaha, thank you, sir.
Pressure interview:
BigmonMedia> Our tweets are completely blowing up with your name written all over it. We have reports here that you were talking a whole bag of doodoo and even sent out a squad PM to Fire while your squad was up 2-0 and then you lost the LB. Can you speak on that please?
Pressure> yeah i made a nice play and pm’d fire about it
Pressure> i think port tricks are completely newbie, spooked has been doing them since he left pub and transitioned so when i did one against og i told him how newbie i thought it was.. pub tricks, zero skill
BigmonMedia> How do you bounce back from something like that? It seems like your squad morale is circling the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Pressure> gunmin are not weaklings, we learning what we need to do to improve to win this league
BigmonMedia> It seems like a lot of basers have been on your tail lately and harassing you of stacking on gun. Can you please tell the public why you think Gun isn’t stacked?
Pressure> everyone thinks gun is stacked, gun has the best spids etc. not realizing that there are 5 dominant looking at twlb lines. anyone can win expect rapid lol
BigmonMedia> Do you think you will be talking trash in the future? If so, what specifically? If not, why not?
Pressure> the day i stop trashing is the day i quit ss, every squad can get fukt except gun
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your answers as we do greatly appreciate you taking the time out of your day to answer our them. Standing outside the #TWLB Arena… Swinging it over to you Ernie!
ErnieDise> Thank bigmon. Ernie here reporting Live with Pressure.
Pressure> Hello Ernest, should I say. Or Ernie? Heh, Ernwald?
ErnieDise> Call me Ernie, please. Only my mother can call me Ernwaldus.
ErnieDise> Thanks for the interview, Press. It’s a pleasure! I’ll get right into it. The fans are DYING to know:
Twitter: Elfus9383: @BigmonMedia: BOYYYY u see press talkin shit and then get slapped? LMAOOO on god they finna bench his ass, you think that fuked his teams mojo up that game?
ErnieDise> What do you think? Do you think it messed with your teams mojo? I saw a noticeable shift in aggressiveness..
Pressure> dont think so, think we were getting advanced pretty hard at the start regardless, i just happen to get a nice tek without that tk were losing fr so think generally we got outplayed overall, dont think the 1 tek/pm had anything to do with anything…
ErnieDise> if I may, I also noticed a MOMENTOUS shift in confidence from Fire once #PressTalkinShit became a trending topic on TW Twitter.
Pressure> i think there was a noticeable difference in composure and flagroom position between teams, ro played really well but i’d have to watch the replay and if i had to do it all over again, i’d 100% pm after a tek like that again
ErnieDise> Fair enough! This reporter wants to know, do you think your unorthox style of terring will be enough to pull gun to a title? Your style is… quite UNUSUAL.. one could call it absolutely perplexing even. A man named Ogron would call it “Gay.”
Pressure> we’re going to win. not entertaining alternatives.
ErnieDise> Now that sounds like a confident man! Thanks for the interview, Pressure! Now this has been Ernaldus McLiam reporting live. Back to you, Bigmon!
BigmonMedia> Thank you for your interview, Pressure! We will wrap it up here. Enjoy your time and good luck next week!
Pressure> np
Iron Survivor Interview:
BigmonMedia> Ernie, you can go on break. I’ll handle this interview.
ErnieDise> I will go for dinner. Thank you, Bigmon.
BigmonMedia> Hello, we want to start off by asking you… How do you feel about Strays upset on Monster? I see that you guys fell apart in your teaming really late in the game. Can you explain what went wrong?
Iron Survi> Well, its not good lose a match, specially the way that happened. I really dont know what went wrong, ppl didnt perform i think. But looking in twl eyes its good for competiveness, straystill alive to make playoffs
BigmonMedia> Yes, Monster losing and Stray winning in that upset really kept their playoff hopes alive. Do you feel like you’re having a hard time deciding which warbirds to start? Can that be a problem? What did you learn from this loss to prepare you better for your next game vs Plade next week?
Iron Survi> I think we pretty much set up our line, and i dont see that as a problem… The lesson i learn in previous twl’s is that regular seasons mean pretty much nothing. Look twld 2016 for example, we didn’t do great in reg season and won it. monster we were undefeated in reg season and lost in playoffs. My opinion is that playoffs that really matters.
BigmonMedia> That’s right! You also had a really good game vs Stray today despite the loss. We hope you continue to do great. But what are you most worried about against Plade next week who are undefeated? Is there a strategy in stone for particular players?
Iron Surviv> Nothing special against plade, we will just put some line and play it like another regular game, like i said playoffs that matters. I think Plade have a good line and hoping to be a good fight. About my performance yea i did good, but doesnt matter when ur team dont win, congrats for stray.
BigmonMedia> Thank you.. One last question for you, Iron.
BigmonMedia> We also have reports that RaCka did say you are the only good warbird on Monster, but good luck because you’re only fighting for the #3 spot in TWLD. Thoughts on this?
Iron Survi> Well thats unexpected, but thanks. I disagree with him about other players, they all won twld at some point and can go off. About the #3 spot i would rather not make any comments, i think its hard to rank ppl in this game, a lot of things can happen and i trust my team.. gl to everyone
BigmonMedia> Thank you so much, Iron. Good luck in TWLD!
2pacZ interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello 2pacZ, first we want to say thank you so much for coming to the interview as we do greatly appreciate it. I have a few questions for you.
2pacZ> always gotta keep the folks entertained while my team Plade killin out there today streaming all the matches and no prob thank you for interviewing the legend
2pacZ> just rolled up some Grand Daddy Purp for this
BigmonMedia> Are you functional for this interview?
2pacZ> Yeah i think i can i just poured up a bottle of malibu n some pineapple freeze
BigmonMedia> Ok enough with that, let’s get straight into this. We’ve heard that you came back from inactivity a little too late during TWL and aren’t participating with Plade this year? Would you say that TWLD teams are lucky that uncle big PacZ isn’t on their necks?
2pacZ> Def ofcourse, had I been back earlier I think id be a great replacement for that noob Hackysack, but he’s doing a very good job, trained that kid nicely…
2pacZ> MSI took forever to RMA my motherboard so they just wrote me a check and bought a motherboard and finally up on my desktop ready to own some kids like beam and iron survivor.
BigmonMedia> Thank you. We noticed you’ve been having some on-going beef with beam for the past few years. Can you speak on this please? What are your thoughts of him as a player? Is he a threat in TWLD?
2pacZ> beam has been a troll for a good amount of time, its nothing new. Kid plays LoL while pissing in a 7up bottle because he doesn’t wanna move out his chair
BigmonMedia> Who are some players you might be cheering for in TWLD this year?
2pacZ> I think Plade gonna win this year we got talented team, stray the underdawgs atm by beating lag survivors squad Monster
BigmonMedia> I’m not sure that beam knows you’re one of the only legends that beat LaSenza in a duel. I don’t think he wants any smoke with you in warbird.
2pacZ> i smacked lasenza so hard and he realize he wanted to join plade and play with me im glad he grew up and become a master dueler, she has come along way and become a good dueler, by vsing me and I give her props
2pacZ> i know im a savage but I can talk a lot of shit too, trolls sweat when they talk vs me man im a legend.. ive played with the best and got twl experience back on Dice and played with the best Im up there bro
BigmonMedia> Thank you. Wow. If there’s one thing you want to tell beam, what is it?
2pacZ> Since ive joined and played with plade W:L is 20:1, think thats enough for people to better recognize i’m a threat in DD and TWL regardless… beam isnt a topic of discussion, he smells like a coronavirus infected bat stankin up the place
BigmonMedia> Haha. Thank you. We have a tweet come in from Paradise and told us “Tell Pac keep sellin that reggie foh”
2pacZ> Sunny Exotics is the Company we comin up ya boy a botanist paradise respects it
BigmonMedia> Thank you, 2pacZ. Enjoy your time.
Mythril Interview From TWLD Week 2 vs Rapid (With Best missing from the lineup)
BigmonMedia> Hello, Mythril! You’ve been a really tough guy to get a hold of. Fans been searching for you, even trying to get your address so we can conduct a very delayed interview.
BigmonMedia> Tracking back to Week #2 when one of your players Best was allegedly ddosd and was unplayable with lag issues. We saw that you went bananas notching a 15-7 and putting Plade on your back. Was there any changes made in your playstyle/team game to get the victory?
Mythril> ya I remember when he got ddosed pretty vividly. I remember because hackysack was supposed to make his TWLD debut and set his alarm for 2:59 for a 2:30 match, so we were already at a disadvantage… usually best drops between 12-29 kills so i had to step up and ended up with 15
Mythril> always fun to go against riverside though, old nemesis, gotta respect those sweet guys no matter what shape theyre in. creat as well
BigmonMedia> Thank you. A lot of rumours are speculating around TW that Hackysack was a ‘desperate move’ by Plade. Do you feel like Hackysack is going to prove the critics wrong? Or is he in tune to struggle vs top tier squads?
Mythril> well these other squads stacked pretty hard so i wanted a 5th wb at the very least. but dreamwin/bacon/trasher/commodo are also very good wbs, and hacky plays a nice complimentary style, he has some talent but still working through bad paladen habits
BigmonMedia> A few hours before hardlock, we heard that you received a text to log on and saw that LaSenza and Best were ready to join Plade. Teams were instantly not too happy with that move. Do you think Plade is consider a “stacked squad” despite what others are saying?
Mythril> i will say that i was very liked until i woke up from a fat nap and accepted Best/LaSenza on the twd roster 3 minutes later.. i dont think were more stacked than monster/fire. i respect those guys and they have 5+ players each who are legitimate twld championship caliber players.. we play both of them next sunday so i guess we’ll see how we measure up
BigmonMedia> Thank you. I was just going to ask you. How do you feel going into a game against Monster/Fire next Sunday? Pretty anticipated schedule. Are you mentally prepared?
BigmonMedia> Will be some great games for sure and the fans are ready to start promoting it on social media real soon.
Mythril> well the #1 seed is pretty important this season without double elimination. so the matches will be meaningful
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Myth! That is all I have for you. Good luck in TWL!
Mythril> we will be ok
ZapaTa Interview:
BigmonMedia> Hello, Zapata. We are here to interview you once again.
ZapaTa> Hello best LOL
BigmonMedia>
BigmonMedia> First of all, we want to say good game to you. Strays teaming was phenomenal really late in the game, and we are happy that you guys have higher chances making the playoffs now after securing that win. How do you feel? I know emotions are pouring out of your eye lids right now. Do you realize how big of a win that was keeping your playoff hopes alive?
ZapaTa> Yes, we did. We knew that the only way to guarantee our playoffs were going 4-0 this last games. We didnt wanna to depend on others results. So we gave it all vs monster. And it worked and we r really happy
ZapaTa> And our teamwork and pressure worked 100% for the first time in the league. Bike was really a great improvement for our team, along with the guys unrustying and putting pressure on
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap. Wow. Very very big win. I am lost for words. Seconds after you guys won the game we have a quote from you here….
BigmonMedia> ZapaTa> OMGGGGG; GGGGGGGG.
BigmonMedia> Can you explain what was going through your body and mind at that very moment of excitement? I couldn’t even bare to guess what you were feeling like. Did you feel a huge relief? A well needed win after some TWL struggles? Like nutting inside a 10 star model?
ZapaTa> Well, tha was really a tought and close, even in the end, with only iron in, i wasnt like “ok we won”, because we know how iron is a dangerous player, specially with every1 on 9 lol. So only when we finally killed him out, the penny dropped.
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap! Love the honesty. We see that you have some relatively easy schedules coming up next Sunday.. Do you plan on having a particular game plan against Lululemon and Spark? Or just destroying these kids to finish the season off on a strong note?
ZapaTa> Well, since nothing is guaranted. So our plan is to play like we did today. Upsets can happen, like we saw today. And i respect and the squads in the league. Im not like some kids in this game. Im not saying names. Beam. Ogron. But yeah, we r aiming strong for a 3-0 next week. So we can go to playoffs in a good momentum.
BigmoMedia> Thank you, Zap. We noticed you have been having a lot of back and forth beef with beam and Ogron. What do you think of beam and Ogron as warbirds? Do you respect them?
ZapaTa> Well, all i can say is that their egos r not in the same level of theirs skills. By far.
BigmonMedia> Thank you, Zap. That’s all I have for you. Thank you so much for participating as we greatly appreciate it. Enjoy your time and good luck in TWL!
ZapaTa> Thank you!
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