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Me being conceited and all only read the not section regarding me, so pardon me if haven't bothered to read the rest of Apts flawed writing. Here is what he said in case any of you haven't read it.
"TWL kicks off this weekend with Rejected Basers battling for a rather easy jump start into the Basing Season. And who else to lead the infamous squadron to that very game than Trench Wars' own little trash muffin , Ekko. A day which will live to haunt our resident 13 year old white trash, a round 1 game vs the versatile Sk8 internet asteroids clan; a squad which many believe to be a joke to the Basing league itself. After the weeks of trash talk coming from Ekko and Kings, and Asian mafia deliberation for the latest plossmodifiers, we expected a quick start and a quick finish. But as we know, that wasn't the case. EKKO THE DESTROYER takes off into the game with a 19-6 Terrier presence, to give Sk8 a sexy lead into the game. Losing the game, and dropping sufficient Morale to cause 3 players to squad hop to ?squad blank, Ouch! Ekko way to talk to yourself into a ditch and then get stuck in it, you're like the fat Mike Tyson, except you're too hungry to bite just an ear, but you take all of RB with you instead, CHOMP CHOMP. Is Ekko a savior or Rejected Basers own incarnation of Thix. We'll find out in the comin' weeks."
I am not going to comment on my performance in terrier but I will comment on.. that.
'13 year old white trash'
First of all anyone that writes something that is going to be put on the twl website should get his.. facts straight first.. right? Contrary to popular belief, I am 16, not 13. Even if you want to exaggerate my.. youngness? Why would you call me 'white trash' first off it is completely untrue, as I am NOT white. Secondly if I was, I would be offended by that racist comment.
I thought these things were to be screened by Fit of Rage, how did that manage to get through your 'screening' process?
'EKKO THE DESTROYER takes off into the game with a 19-6 Terrier presence, to give Sk8 a sexy lead into the game. Losing the game, and dropping sufficient Morale to cause 3 players to squad hop to ?squad blank, Ouch!'
Anyways, I remember last year when I read these and took them seriously the readers actually watched (GASP!!! COULD IT BE TRUE?) yes.. watched!! the game they were commenting on. True I did go 19-6 in terrier and gave sk8 a 2 minute lead.. but we lost by 5 minutes? (BIGGER GASP!!) So you are telling me... we lost the game because I was a bad terr?
Not because 3 of our spiders kept lagging out continuously... I mean I sucked so bad in terrier that we had to switch me to spider because I was doing bad? OR BECAUSE WE HAD A PLAYER RECRUITED FOR WARBIRD IN SPIDER THAT HAD SUBBED IN? I mean I was doing so awful that I let them get a 2 minute lead that we absolutely had 2 put someone with a BROKEN ARM in terr so that my reign of TERRor would end? Wow only to see the lead extended by 3 minutes, we really did a kickass job without this newb in terrier. I guess I sucked hardcore in spider? My 58-36 only gave me more kills then fire phoenix who was in warbird the ENTIRE game. Opposed to my 12 minutes in spider (oh mah gosh!)
I don't see him being the not player of the week. Actually.. with my 19-6 in terr and 39-30 in spider, I guess I was the worst TWL player this week. No one could have done worse, Ekko is what you should all aim not to be.
I mean this WHOLE thread probably isn't an attack on someone Apt has hated for over a year.
Okay enough with the sarcasm. How about we get someone that doesn't have the maturity of a 5 year old? Someone who actually watches the games he writes about? Someone who leaves personal grudges out of his writing? Someone who isn't a racist jackass that makes unfunny jokes in poor attempts to add wit to his otherwise flavourless writing to do the not section next week.
Thanks.
"TWL kicks off this weekend with Rejected Basers battling for a rather easy jump start into the Basing Season. And who else to lead the infamous squadron to that very game than Trench Wars' own little trash muffin , Ekko. A day which will live to haunt our resident 13 year old white trash, a round 1 game vs the versatile Sk8 internet asteroids clan; a squad which many believe to be a joke to the Basing league itself. After the weeks of trash talk coming from Ekko and Kings, and Asian mafia deliberation for the latest plossmodifiers, we expected a quick start and a quick finish. But as we know, that wasn't the case. EKKO THE DESTROYER takes off into the game with a 19-6 Terrier presence, to give Sk8 a sexy lead into the game. Losing the game, and dropping sufficient Morale to cause 3 players to squad hop to ?squad blank, Ouch! Ekko way to talk to yourself into a ditch and then get stuck in it, you're like the fat Mike Tyson, except you're too hungry to bite just an ear, but you take all of RB with you instead, CHOMP CHOMP. Is Ekko a savior or Rejected Basers own incarnation of Thix. We'll find out in the comin' weeks."
I am not going to comment on my performance in terrier but I will comment on.. that.
'13 year old white trash'
First of all anyone that writes something that is going to be put on the twl website should get his.. facts straight first.. right? Contrary to popular belief, I am 16, not 13. Even if you want to exaggerate my.. youngness? Why would you call me 'white trash' first off it is completely untrue, as I am NOT white. Secondly if I was, I would be offended by that racist comment.
I thought these things were to be screened by Fit of Rage, how did that manage to get through your 'screening' process?
'EKKO THE DESTROYER takes off into the game with a 19-6 Terrier presence, to give Sk8 a sexy lead into the game. Losing the game, and dropping sufficient Morale to cause 3 players to squad hop to ?squad blank, Ouch!'
Anyways, I remember last year when I read these and took them seriously the readers actually watched (GASP!!! COULD IT BE TRUE?) yes.. watched!! the game they were commenting on. True I did go 19-6 in terrier and gave sk8 a 2 minute lead.. but we lost by 5 minutes? (BIGGER GASP!!) So you are telling me... we lost the game because I was a bad terr?
Not because 3 of our spiders kept lagging out continuously... I mean I sucked so bad in terrier that we had to switch me to spider because I was doing bad? OR BECAUSE WE HAD A PLAYER RECRUITED FOR WARBIRD IN SPIDER THAT HAD SUBBED IN? I mean I was doing so awful that I let them get a 2 minute lead that we absolutely had 2 put someone with a BROKEN ARM in terr so that my reign of TERRor would end? Wow only to see the lead extended by 3 minutes, we really did a kickass job without this newb in terrier. I guess I sucked hardcore in spider? My 58-36 only gave me more kills then fire phoenix who was in warbird the ENTIRE game. Opposed to my 12 minutes in spider (oh mah gosh!)
I don't see him being the not player of the week. Actually.. with my 19-6 in terr and 39-30 in spider, I guess I was the worst TWL player this week. No one could have done worse, Ekko is what you should all aim not to be.
I mean this WHOLE thread probably isn't an attack on someone Apt has hated for over a year.
Okay enough with the sarcasm. How about we get someone that doesn't have the maturity of a 5 year old? Someone who actually watches the games he writes about? Someone who leaves personal grudges out of his writing? Someone who isn't a racist jackass that makes unfunny jokes in poor attempts to add wit to his otherwise flavourless writing to do the not section next week.
Thanks.
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