After a night of considerable drinking, I woke up at 4 AM this morning with the worst case of Montezuma's Revenge you could ever imagine. I swear, I thought I was going to die, and going out like The King didn't appeal to me very much.
Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd After a night of considerable drinking, I woke up at 4 AM this morning with the worst case of Montezuma's Revenge you could ever imagine. I swear, I thought I was going to die, and going out like The King didn't appeal to me very much.
thats some funny shit. My friends and I call it "the Miller shits", because it only happens to us after drinking shitty beer.
If you're drinking Miller as your shitty beer you should suck it up and buy some better alcohol. That's not even a step towards shitty.
Natty Light all the way. Bout the same going down as coming out. Same thing goes for the "10-10 special". That's 10 Liters of Tequila for ten bucks from Rosarita, Mexico. First booze I've ever seen served in apple juice jugs.
I got an e-mail from this guy saying "Hi its Toxicon from SS!"
I said "Deleted, newb."
1:koan> indy is like being skinny and liking weird music
1:tRICERATOPS> just a bunhc of faggots is all being indy is
1:koan> we cant talk about this infront of castro
1:koan> he's going to see this and be like WTFZ im a skinny vegeterian white dude with selective music tastes
I had such a violent shit yesterday that my toilet seat got all messed up, and I didn't have enough paper to wipe it all off, so I let it dry and then used a knife to get off pieces. I think I actually sprained my asshole during the event, but I was too afraid to look down. I bet there was blood.
Originally posted by Disliked
However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.
Originally posted by concealed
when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
Originally posted by CrvenBan I had such a violent shit yesterday that my toilet seat got all messed up, and I didn't have enough paper to wipe it all off, so I let it dry and then used a knife to get off pieces. I think I actually sprained my asshole during the event, but I was too afraid to look down. I bet there was blood.
HAHAHHAHAHA! Hey crev, were you clinging onto the hand rest? I bet that was a leg kicker.
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