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  • REAL TWLJ Predictions

    Ok so my first prediction is that TWL wont start. EVER. ... just kidding...
    With TWL SUPPOSEDLY set to start soon, and with waaay too much time on my hands today, I decided that its time for my SHOCKING predictions to be unearthed as if they were janet jackson's boobies gasping for air at the superbowl! (they're not really shocking and are kind of predictable in their own right, but who gives a shit... this zones crazy boring right now)

    DISCLAIMER: This is all in good fun, if me and you are cool and I call you a dickhead or something, dont take it serious. With that being said...

    1. SYNDICATE - Squad full of douchebags who care way too much about this game (hi rough!) They have pretty much the same lineup that won them twlj 2 seasons ago minus mr. spam. These guys seem to do their best under pressure and definately deserve respect in the game... but respect in a 2d game DEFINATELY dosent buy you friends in real life! I predict 75% of them will stay virgins throughout the duration of twl, and the 25% who "give it up" will lose it to each other because they're flaming homosexuals (ESPECIALLY STRIPES). But seriously, they're the front runner right now.
    LINEUP: Amp, rough, demon, fbz, rule
    SUBS: necro, download

    2. -FINAL- Hey look! I dont have to put a dash after the squad name to seperate the text! Its already there! Squads full of vets who've been there and done that. They FINALLY won a league last season and handed down the "We've been good for 765263748293 seasons and never won a title" award to sk8. These guys seem like they have a life because of their inactivity, when in reality they're just playing other zones. Because of that, though, they wont get that rusty and will own leagues once again. They were our toughest challenge last season when we won twlj, and all they did in the offseason was add an allstar starter in fludd, who by the way is the most french canadian person I ever met... I mean seriously, in Ice, he asked me what ass2mouth meant, and then he asked what a bong was because he never heard of that word. Man the french canadians are like weird aliens isolated from the rest of the world or something... anyway, yea, final #2
    LINEUP: Fludd, Sika, Koan (go back to koan, I liked that name better), Joe, Aprix
    SUBS: Domi, Disqualifier, Poozzman

    3. DICE - This squad is full of shitheads. They talk trash and have huge egos and wont let me recruit anyone onto the squad because they dont like half of the tw population. Everyone's inactive because we won twlj/twlb last season and no one gives a shit and everyone feels like they have nothing to prove. With that being said, we're still better than almost everyone in javs and will come close to winning this league again. If the real merce and cape show up, they'll assrape you like your fresh meat in prison. But, they wont showup, and they'll be a shadow of what they used to be.
    LINEUP: Merce, cape, mess, me? tiny? megaman89? Phaith? depends on whose playing the best I guess.

    From here, theres kind of a drop off in talent. I'm not sure on the rest of the squads' rankings, but heres my best shot:

    4. PIRATES - Another inactive squad. They have alot of experienced guys who've been there and done that, so the choke factor is low. Unlike final, however, these guys arent out playing other zones, so there'll be an adjustment period of rustiness. They'll rely on dutchboy Harry Pjotter and the azn wonder kim to carry. They'll win vs who they're supposed to but will fall short in the playoffs.
    LINEUP: Pjotter, Kim, Evasive, Herc, SaiyanSoldier
    SUBS: Bill C, Horror, 2dragons (if he were active he'd be starting), spawni

    5. DISOBLIGE - ahhh... the first of the 40+ roster'd squads. Again, from the older guys who were there when they actually won twlj, I get the feeling of "who cares". The newer guys will keep them going though, and they'll pull a few upsets. I can see these guys being the ones to beat a squad like dice or final in the regular season, but I dont see them doing something like that in the postseason. Playoff bound, but wont win it all.
    LINEUP: Da1, Desperate, Mantra, Phrenitis, Damnifier (this guys the only "new" guy I see stepping it up this twl and doing anything special)
    SUBS: FoN, Legionaire, Decypha (get active you hoe)

    6. SK8 - Demonfaze, fireballz, fludd, amp, rough... ouch...
    LINEUP: Ease, Golden Aim, Hellzno!, Lemon, Raples
    SUBS: physt, tsunami, Mjollnir, zeimonster

    7. SHINOBI - These guys have put up an allstar lineup that cant be beat.... if this was 2001.... Theres more rust here than Michael Jordan's last comeback.
    LINEUP: Fieryfire, top, children, jonathan, badboyz (wont show up so I'll list a 6th), freezer
    SUBS: exploid, Fallen Haven, punjar

    8. SPASTIC - These guys have potential for upsets and probably would have made it higher on my list if I remembered about them first, but since I'm not getting paid and I'm tired of typing, 8s good enough!
    LINEUP: deck, kronic, stayon, confluence, buja se-x-master
    SUBS: jamal, Pure_SUCK (GET IT?!?!?!), accord

    9. ANCIENTS - bunch of euros that always change their players but always do decent in twl. I dont even know anyone in this squad off the top of my head but they'll end up somewhere around number 9.
    LINEUP: Dreamfly and friends

    Next comes razor and then probably boz at 11. Squads like boz and reptile and passion are gonna find out quickly that twl is NOT twd, and I predict a dissolving here and there for squads like that.

    Anyway those are my predictions, dont take me seriously if I made fun of you blah blah blah whatever, lets see your predictions if you think mine suck.
    Dice
    TWLB Champions Season 8
    TWLJ Champions Season 8
    TWLB Champions Season 10
    TWLB Champions Season 11

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    oh yea and if I end up with enough time and these get enough positive feedback, I'll try to putup twld and twlb predictions too
    Dice
    TWLB Champions Season 8
    TWLJ Champions Season 8
    TWLB Champions Season 10
    TWLB Champions Season 11

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    • #3
      a2m i love you... sexually

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 3Stripes
        a2m i love you... sexually

        who doesn't
        Pallies Foreva

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        • #5
          i like ur predictions

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          • #6
            i just like a2m ok and his predictions too maybe i guess
            Originally posted by turmio
            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
            Originally posted by grand
            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mega Newbie
              i like ur predictions
              I second that shit. Even though I don't know anything about javs.
              DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
              Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
              Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

              1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

              I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

              Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


              Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
              -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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              • #8
                $$
                TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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                • #9
                  I know something about TWLJ now ^-^ Would be nice if you did the same for TWLB
                  Only the loyal count.

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                  • #10
                    someone close this thread it can only become shittier after the first post.

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                    • #11
                      jesus fuk how long that take u
                      DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 8 CHAMP
                      DICE TWLB SEASON 10 CHAMP
                      DICE TWLB SEASON 11 CHAMP
                      DICE TWLB SEASON 13 CHAMP
                      DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 15 CHAMP
                      DICE TWLJ/TWLB SEASON 16 CHAMP

                      1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
                      1:waven> is if im going to prison
                      1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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                      • #12
                        ah
                        5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                        5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                        5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                        1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                        1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by a2m+
                          Next comes razor and then probably boz at 11. Squads like boz and reptile and passion are gonna find out quickly that twl is NOT twd, and I predict a dissolving here and there for squads like that.

                          Anyway those are my predictions, dont take me seriously if I made fun of you blah blah blah whatever, lets see your predictions if you think mine suck.
                          To put Razor above anyone in TWLJ is a bad prediction.

                          Spastic + disoblige in jav <===cC
                          Indulgence

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                          • #14
                            ??
                            Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                            You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                            There wont be another election for president.
                            Obama is the Omega President.
                            http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by a2m+
                              Ok so my first prediction is that TWL wont start. EVER. ... just kidding...
                              With TWL SUPPOSEDLY set to start soon, and with waaay too much time on my hands today, I decided that its time for my SHOCKING predictions to be unearthed as if they were janet jackson's boobies gasping for air at the superbowl! (they're not really shocking and are kind of predictable in their own right, but who gives a shit... this zones crazy boring right now)

                              DISCLAIMER: This is all in good fun, if me and you are cool and I call you a dickhead or something, dont take it serious. With that being said...

                              1. SYNDICATE - Squad full of douchebags who care way too much about this game (hi rough!) They have pretty much the same lineup that won them twlj 2 seasons ago minus mr. spam. These guys seem to do their best under pressure and definately deserve respect in the game... but respect in a 2d game DEFINATELY dosent buy you friends in real life! I predict 75% of them will stay virgins throughout the duration of twl, and the 25% who "give it up" will lose it to each other because they're flaming homosexuals (ESPECIALLY STRIPES). But seriously, they're the front runner right now.
                              LINEUP: Amp, rough, demon, fbz, rule
                              SUBS: necro, download

                              2. -FINAL- Hey look! I dont have to put a dash after the squad name to seperate the text! Its already there! Squads full of vets who've been there and done that. They FINALLY won a league last season and handed down the "We've been good for 765263748293 seasons and never won a title" award to sk8. These guys seem like they have a life because of their inactivity, when in reality they're just playing other zones. Because of that, though, they wont get that rusty and will own leagues once again. They were our toughest challenge last season when we won twlj, and all they did in the offseason was add an allstar starter in fludd, who by the way is the most french canadian person I ever met... I mean seriously, in Ice, he asked me what ass2mouth meant, and then he asked what a bong was because he never heard of that word. Man the french canadians are like weird aliens isolated from the rest of the world or something... anyway, yea, final #2
                              LINEUP: Fludd, Sika, Koan (go back to koan, I liked that name better), Joe, Aprix
                              SUBS: Domi, Disqualifier, Poozzman

                              3. DICE - This squad is full of shitheads. They talk trash and have huge egos and wont let me recruit anyone onto the squad because they dont like half of the tw population. Everyone's inactive because we won twlj/twlb last season and no one gives a shit and everyone feels like they have nothing to prove. With that being said, we're still better than almost everyone in javs and will come close to winning this league again. If the real merce and cape show up, they'll assrape you like your fresh meat in prison. But, they wont showup, and they'll be a shadow of what they used to be.
                              LINEUP: Merce, cape, mess, me? tiny? megaman89? Phaith? depends on whose playing the best I guess.

                              From here, theres kind of a drop off in talent. I'm not sure on the rest of the squads' rankings, but heres my best shot:

                              4. PIRATES - Another inactive squad. They have alot of experienced guys who've been there and done that, so the choke factor is low. Unlike final, however, these guys arent out playing other zones, so there'll be an adjustment period of rustiness. They'll rely on dutchboy Harry Pjotter and the azn wonder kim to carry. They'll win vs who they're supposed to but will fall short in the playoffs.
                              LINEUP: Pjotter, Kim, Evasive, Herc, SaiyanSoldier
                              SUBS: Bill C, Horror, 2dragons (if he were active he'd be starting), spawni

                              5. DISOBLIGE - ahhh... the first of the 40+ roster'd squads. Again, from the older guys who were there when they actually won twlj, I get the feeling of "who cares". The newer guys will keep them going though, and they'll pull a few upsets. I can see these guys being the ones to beat a squad like dice or final in the regular season, but I dont see them doing something like that in the postseason. Playoff bound, but wont win it all.
                              LINEUP: Da1, Desperate, Mantra, Phrenitis, Damnifier (this guys the only "new" guy I see stepping it up this twl and doing anything special)
                              SUBS: FoN, Legionaire, Decypha (get active you hoe)

                              6. SK8 - Demonfaze, fireballz, fludd, amp, rough... ouch...
                              LINEUP: Ease, Golden Aim, Hellzno!, Lemon, Raples
                              SUBS: physt, tsunami, Mjollnir, zeimonster

                              7. SHINOBI - These guys have put up an allstar lineup that cant be beat.... if this was 2001.... Theres more rust here than Michael Jordan's last comeback.
                              LINEUP: Fieryfire, top, children, jonathan, badboyz (wont show up so I'll list a 6th), freezer
                              SUBS: exploid, Fallen Haven, punjar

                              8. SPASTIC - These guys have potential for upsets and probably would have made it higher on my list if I remembered about them first, but since I'm not getting paid and I'm tired of typing, 8s good enough!
                              LINEUP: deck, kronic, stayon, confluence, buja se-x-master
                              SUBS: jamal, Pure_SUCK (GET IT?!?!?!), accord

                              9. ANCIENTS - bunch of euros that always change their players but always do decent in twl. I dont even know anyone in this squad off the top of my head but they'll end up somewhere around number 9.
                              LINEUP: Dreamfly and friends

                              Next comes razor and then probably boz at 11. Squads like boz and reptile and passion are gonna find out quickly that twl is NOT twd, and I predict a dissolving here and there for squads like that.

                              Anyway those are my predictions, dont take me seriously if I made fun of you blah blah blah whatever, lets see your predictions if you think mine suck.

                              A2M U SCUM, IM GONNA PLAY THIS TWL !

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