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Ok so my first prediction is that TWL wont start. EVER. ... just kidding...
With TWL SUPPOSEDLY set to start soon, and with waaay too much time on my hands today, I decided that its time for my SHOCKING predictions to be unearthed as if they were janet jackson's boobies gasping for air at the superbowl! (they're not really shocking and are kind of predictable in their own right, but who gives a shit... this zones crazy boring right now)
DISCLAIMER: This is all in good fun, if me and you are cool and I call you a dickhead or something, dont take it serious. With that being said...
1. SYNDICATE - Squad full of douchebags who care way too much about this game (hi rough!) They have pretty much the same lineup that won them twlj 2 seasons ago minus mr. spam. These guys seem to do their best under pressure and definately deserve respect in the game... but respect in a 2d game DEFINATELY dosent buy you friends in real life! I predict 75% of them will stay virgins throughout the duration of twl, and the 25% who "give it up" will lose it to each other because they're flaming homosexuals (ESPECIALLY STRIPES). But seriously, they're the front runner right now.
LINEUP: Amp, rough, demon, fbz, rule
SUBS: necro, download
2. -FINAL- Hey look! I dont have to put a dash after the squad name to seperate the text! Its already there! Squads full of vets who've been there and done that. They FINALLY won a league last season and handed down the "We've been good for 765263748293 seasons and never won a title" award to sk8. These guys seem like they have a life because of their inactivity, when in reality they're just playing other zones. Because of that, though, they wont get that rusty and will own leagues once again. They were our toughest challenge last season when we won twlj, and all they did in the offseason was add an allstar starter in fludd, who by the way is the most french canadian person I ever met... I mean seriously, in Ice, he asked me what ass2mouth meant, and then he asked what a bong was because he never heard of that word. Man the french canadians are like weird aliens isolated from the rest of the world or something... anyway, yea, final #2
LINEUP: Fludd, Sika, Koan (go back to koan, I liked that name better), Joe, Aprix
SUBS: Domi, Disqualifier, Poozzman
3. DICE - This squad is full of shitheads. They talk trash and have huge egos and wont let me recruit anyone onto the squad because they dont like half of the tw population. Everyone's inactive because we won twlj/twlb last season and no one gives a shit and everyone feels like they have nothing to prove. With that being said, we're still better than almost everyone in javs and will come close to winning this league again. If the real merce and cape show up, they'll assrape you like your fresh meat in prison. But, they wont showup, and they'll be a shadow of what they used to be.
LINEUP: Merce, cape, mess, me? tiny? megaman89? Phaith? depends on whose playing the best I guess.
From here, theres kind of a drop off in talent. I'm not sure on the rest of the squads' rankings, but heres my best shot:
4. PIRATES - Another inactive squad. They have alot of experienced guys who've been there and done that, so the choke factor is low. Unlike final, however, these guys arent out playing other zones, so there'll be an adjustment period of rustiness. They'll rely on dutchboy Harry Pjotter and the azn wonder kim to carry. They'll win vs who they're supposed to but will fall short in the playoffs.
LINEUP: Pjotter, Kim, Evasive, Herc, SaiyanSoldier
SUBS: Bill C, Horror, 2dragons (if he were active he'd be starting), spawni
5. DISOBLIGE - ahhh... the first of the 40+ roster'd squads. Again, from the older guys who were there when they actually won twlj, I get the feeling of "who cares". The newer guys will keep them going though, and they'll pull a few upsets. I can see these guys being the ones to beat a squad like dice or final in the regular season, but I dont see them doing something like that in the postseason. Playoff bound, but wont win it all.
LINEUP: Da1, Desperate, Mantra, Phrenitis, Damnifier (this guys the only "new" guy I see stepping it up this twl and doing anything special)
SUBS: FoN, Legionaire, Decypha (get active you hoe)
6. SK8 - Demonfaze, fireballz, fludd, amp, rough... ouch...
LINEUP: Ease, Golden Aim, Hellzno!, Lemon, Raples
SUBS: physt, tsunami, Mjollnir, zeimonster
7. SHINOBI - These guys have put up an allstar lineup that cant be beat.... if this was 2001.... Theres more rust here than Michael Jordan's last comeback.
LINEUP: Fieryfire, top, children, jonathan, badboyz (wont show up so I'll list a 6th), freezer
SUBS: exploid, Fallen Haven, punjar
8. SPASTIC - These guys have potential for upsets and probably would have made it higher on my list if I remembered about them first, but since I'm not getting paid and I'm tired of typing, 8s good enough!
LINEUP: deck, kronic, stayon, confluence, buja se-x-master
SUBS: jamal, Pure_SUCK (GET IT?!?!?!), accord
9. ANCIENTS - bunch of euros that always change their players but always do decent in twl. I dont even know anyone in this squad off the top of my head but they'll end up somewhere around number 9.
LINEUP: Dreamfly and friends
Next comes razor and then probably boz at 11. Squads like boz and reptile and passion are gonna find out quickly that twl is NOT twd, and I predict a dissolving here and there for squads like that.
Anyway those are my predictions, dont take me seriously if I made fun of you blah blah blah whatever, lets see your predictions if you think mine suck.
With TWL SUPPOSEDLY set to start soon, and with waaay too much time on my hands today, I decided that its time for my SHOCKING predictions to be unearthed as if they were janet jackson's boobies gasping for air at the superbowl! (they're not really shocking and are kind of predictable in their own right, but who gives a shit... this zones crazy boring right now)
DISCLAIMER: This is all in good fun, if me and you are cool and I call you a dickhead or something, dont take it serious. With that being said...
1. SYNDICATE - Squad full of douchebags who care way too much about this game (hi rough!) They have pretty much the same lineup that won them twlj 2 seasons ago minus mr. spam. These guys seem to do their best under pressure and definately deserve respect in the game... but respect in a 2d game DEFINATELY dosent buy you friends in real life! I predict 75% of them will stay virgins throughout the duration of twl, and the 25% who "give it up" will lose it to each other because they're flaming homosexuals (ESPECIALLY STRIPES). But seriously, they're the front runner right now.
LINEUP: Amp, rough, demon, fbz, rule
SUBS: necro, download
2. -FINAL- Hey look! I dont have to put a dash after the squad name to seperate the text! Its already there! Squads full of vets who've been there and done that. They FINALLY won a league last season and handed down the "We've been good for 765263748293 seasons and never won a title" award to sk8. These guys seem like they have a life because of their inactivity, when in reality they're just playing other zones. Because of that, though, they wont get that rusty and will own leagues once again. They were our toughest challenge last season when we won twlj, and all they did in the offseason was add an allstar starter in fludd, who by the way is the most french canadian person I ever met... I mean seriously, in Ice, he asked me what ass2mouth meant, and then he asked what a bong was because he never heard of that word. Man the french canadians are like weird aliens isolated from the rest of the world or something... anyway, yea, final #2
LINEUP: Fludd, Sika, Koan (go back to koan, I liked that name better), Joe, Aprix
SUBS: Domi, Disqualifier, Poozzman
3. DICE - This squad is full of shitheads. They talk trash and have huge egos and wont let me recruit anyone onto the squad because they dont like half of the tw population. Everyone's inactive because we won twlj/twlb last season and no one gives a shit and everyone feels like they have nothing to prove. With that being said, we're still better than almost everyone in javs and will come close to winning this league again. If the real merce and cape show up, they'll assrape you like your fresh meat in prison. But, they wont showup, and they'll be a shadow of what they used to be.
LINEUP: Merce, cape, mess, me? tiny? megaman89? Phaith? depends on whose playing the best I guess.
From here, theres kind of a drop off in talent. I'm not sure on the rest of the squads' rankings, but heres my best shot:
4. PIRATES - Another inactive squad. They have alot of experienced guys who've been there and done that, so the choke factor is low. Unlike final, however, these guys arent out playing other zones, so there'll be an adjustment period of rustiness. They'll rely on dutchboy Harry Pjotter and the azn wonder kim to carry. They'll win vs who they're supposed to but will fall short in the playoffs.
LINEUP: Pjotter, Kim, Evasive, Herc, SaiyanSoldier
SUBS: Bill C, Horror, 2dragons (if he were active he'd be starting), spawni
5. DISOBLIGE - ahhh... the first of the 40+ roster'd squads. Again, from the older guys who were there when they actually won twlj, I get the feeling of "who cares". The newer guys will keep them going though, and they'll pull a few upsets. I can see these guys being the ones to beat a squad like dice or final in the regular season, but I dont see them doing something like that in the postseason. Playoff bound, but wont win it all.
LINEUP: Da1, Desperate, Mantra, Phrenitis, Damnifier (this guys the only "new" guy I see stepping it up this twl and doing anything special)
SUBS: FoN, Legionaire, Decypha (get active you hoe)
6. SK8 - Demonfaze, fireballz, fludd, amp, rough... ouch...
LINEUP: Ease, Golden Aim, Hellzno!, Lemon, Raples
SUBS: physt, tsunami, Mjollnir, zeimonster
7. SHINOBI - These guys have put up an allstar lineup that cant be beat.... if this was 2001.... Theres more rust here than Michael Jordan's last comeback.
LINEUP: Fieryfire, top, children, jonathan, badboyz (wont show up so I'll list a 6th), freezer
SUBS: exploid, Fallen Haven, punjar
8. SPASTIC - These guys have potential for upsets and probably would have made it higher on my list if I remembered about them first, but since I'm not getting paid and I'm tired of typing, 8s good enough!
LINEUP: deck, kronic, stayon, confluence, buja se-x-master
SUBS: jamal, Pure_SUCK (GET IT?!?!?!), accord
9. ANCIENTS - bunch of euros that always change their players but always do decent in twl. I dont even know anyone in this squad off the top of my head but they'll end up somewhere around number 9.
LINEUP: Dreamfly and friends
Next comes razor and then probably boz at 11. Squads like boz and reptile and passion are gonna find out quickly that twl is NOT twd, and I predict a dissolving here and there for squads like that.
Anyway those are my predictions, dont take me seriously if I made fun of you blah blah blah whatever, lets see your predictions if you think mine suck.
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