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Hello everyone and welcome to a first in TWL, I call it the weekly injury report with Wark <ER>, and without further adieu.
Quicksand: Killer Soldier sustained a welted ass today in an unfortunate paintballing incident, rumors report that this might cause him to be unable to sit for periods of time, it is unknown whether he will be able to play in this weeks TWL game of Quicksand vs Sk8. Captain of Quicksand Kthx has this to say about the incident "We lose one pain in the ass, and get one more. Expect PeteyMcNasty or Method to take Killer Soldiers coveted starting position this weekend."
Heavy: Heavy has one injury to discuss so I will start with the obvious lack of a captain in TWL squadron Heavy. Apok has been diagnosed with Arthritis and will be unable to play for the rest of the season, although many reports have come in to the cause of this sudden disease, this reporter thinks it's all the cybering he has been doing lately with Kitty.
United Force: This just in, Apparently Ratty... and Refer will be absent from this weeks TWL game. Apparently they became sick of being publically humiliated for bad hair and attempted to take matters into their own hands, literally. Ratty suffered a large cut above his eye while trying to trim his own bangs and can only see out of one eye, while Refer accidentally cut off his penis mistaking it for a hair.
-Final-: Reaver will not be making it this week due to Spawnitis, apparently after the spawn he received in week one of TWL, Reaver's condition has been worsening. I asked Sika for comments about Reaver, and he replied back
Disoblige: Disoblige takes one of the worst blows this week with the loss of #1 coorder Ward. Apparently his f1 macro hitting button is strained from overuse, how will affect their game vs Ancients?
That is all for this weeks injury report please tune back in next week for the latest and most up to date injury report in TWL-D. Wark <ER> signing off.
Quicksand: Killer Soldier sustained a welted ass today in an unfortunate paintballing incident, rumors report that this might cause him to be unable to sit for periods of time, it is unknown whether he will be able to play in this weeks TWL game of Quicksand vs Sk8. Captain of Quicksand Kthx has this to say about the incident "We lose one pain in the ass, and get one more. Expect PeteyMcNasty or Method to take Killer Soldiers coveted starting position this weekend."
Heavy: Heavy has one injury to discuss so I will start with the obvious lack of a captain in TWL squadron Heavy. Apok has been diagnosed with Arthritis and will be unable to play for the rest of the season, although many reports have come in to the cause of this sudden disease, this reporter thinks it's all the cybering he has been doing lately with Kitty.
United Force: This just in, Apparently Ratty... and Refer will be absent from this weeks TWL game. Apparently they became sick of being publically humiliated for bad hair and attempted to take matters into their own hands, literally. Ratty suffered a large cut above his eye while trying to trim his own bangs and can only see out of one eye, while Refer accidentally cut off his penis mistaking it for a hair.
-Final-: Reaver will not be making it this week due to Spawnitis, apparently after the spawn he received in week one of TWL, Reaver's condition has been worsening. I asked Sika for comments about Reaver, and he replied back
Disoblige: Disoblige takes one of the worst blows this week with the loss of #1 coorder Ward. Apparently his f1 macro hitting button is strained from overuse, how will affect their game vs Ancients?
That is all for this weeks injury report please tune back in next week for the latest and most up to date injury report in TWL-D. Wark <ER> signing off.
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