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    This is just for TWLB, sorry for the delay folks but without a reliable LD writer we're kind of up shit creek without a paddle. Stop saying "let me write!!!" and actually submit something on the weekend, if it's good we'll use it. it's a lot harder to keep up with an obligation where the only gratitude is not having renzi pm you every week asking if HoN will be up. I'll attribute Week 2's lack of HoN to the wretched scheduling, this week's delay is no one's fault but my own. I went out of town for a Modest Mouse concert earlier on and I've been catching up on sleep ever since.

    Hot: Dice, Leitz

    Personally I thought the Disoblige vs Dice match last weekend would be one of the top matches all season. We get to see Disoblige not just play another "true contender" like Pandora, but the TWLX-B champs. I expected a close match and although Dice was lobbed a very easy fastball (due to Disoblige's lag (see more in Not)), they didn't falter and sure as fuck knocked one out of the park. I'd just like to say good job to Dice's sharks (Cig Smoke and Dwopple). Whether or not Disoblige's players and specials were lagging out or not, they're still relatively hard to deal with and you managed to control them pretty easily. To Dice's spiders, I commend you for squashing some of the hype behind a 1 jav 1 wb lineup. Led by megaman89 (95-44, MVP), he and his cronies manhandled Disoblige (although I'm sure Da1 appreciated the manhandling part). Whoever was denouncing Chief Utsav, fuck off. Although his rec of 17-4 certainly doesn't look that impressive on paper, only managing 4 deaths against a very deadly Disoblige lineup is the best that's been done this season. Truly a feat that will be hard to match.

    I was going to put Leitz in the honourable mention section but this guy deserves a huge shoutout. In what was the closest match last weekend, he managed to lead Mambo to a very nice victory against Style. Leitz racked up 157 kills, snagged a very deserved MVP, and also got the last TeK in the FR that was the true clincher for Mambo.

    Honourable Mentions:
    Hak (146-91) put up a great effort against Mambo. Peace_Maker managed to die zero times while getting 31 kills vs a lackluster Spastic team. Renzi (will you stop asking me about HoN from now on, I mentioned you fgsfds) also performed well vs Spastic going 88-45. Dutch Baser played very well against Juice grabbing 5 teks. Dead_Rain went 34-1 against Teks, MVPing and killing the terr 3 times. Depho (81 kills, 2 teks) and Zizu (76 kills, 2 teks, MVP) continued the weekly curbstomping of Plade.

    The Not will follow when I get home this evening.
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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    Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
    This is just for TWLB, sorry for the delay folks but without a reliable LD writer we're kind of up shit creek without a paddle. Stop saying "let me write!!!" and actually submit something on the weekend, if it's good we'll use it. it's a lot harder to keep up with an obligation where the only gratitude is not having renzi pm you every week asking if HoN will be up. I'll attribute Week 2's lack of HoN to the wretched scheduling, this week's delay is no one's fault but my own. I went out of town for a Modest Mouse concert earlier on and I've been catching up on sleep ever since.

    Hot: Dice, Leitz

    Personally I thought the Disoblige vs Dice match last weekend would be one of the top matches all season. We get to see Disoblige not just play another "true contender" like Pandora, but the TWLX-B champs. I expected a close match and although Dice was lobbed a very easy fastball (due to Disoblige's lag (see more in Not)), they didn't falter and sure as fuck knocked one out of the park. I'd just like to say good job to Dice's sharks (Cig Smoke and Dwopple). Whether or not Disoblige's players and specials were lagging out or not, they're still relatively hard to deal with and you managed to control them pretty easily. To Dice's spiders, I commend you for squashing some of the hype behind a 1 jav 1 wb lineup. Led by megaman89 (95-44, MVP), he and his cronies manhandled Disoblige (although I'm sure Da1 appreciated the manhandling part). Whoever was denouncing Chief Utsav, fuck off. Although his rec of 17-4 certainly doesn't look that impressive on paper, only managing 4 deaths against a very deadly Disoblige lineup is the best that's been done this season. Truly a feat that will be hard to match.

    I was going to put Leitz in the honourable mention section but this guy deserves a huge shoutout. In what was the closest match last weekend, he managed to lead Mambo to a very nice victory against Style. Leitz racked up 157 kills, snagged a very deserved MVP, and also got the last TeK in the FR that was the true clincher for Mambo.

    Honourable Mentions:
    Hak (146-91) put up a great effort against Mambo. Peace_Maker managed to die zero times while getting 31 kills vs a lackluster Spastic team. Renzi (will you stop asking me about HoN from now on, I mentioned you fgsfds) also performed well vs Spastic going 88-45. Dutch Baser played very well against Juice grabbing 5 teks. Dead_Rain went 34-1 against Teks, MVPing and killing the terr 3 times. Depho (81 kills, 2 teks) and Zizu (76 kills, 2 teks, MVP) continued the weekly curbstomping of Plade.

    The Not will follow when I get home this evening.
    nice work
    1:Foreign> i screenshot every time i get mvp in javs
    1:pascone> folder is empty :/
    1:Tiny> LOL
    1:Mega Newbie> uhauhauhauhauhauha

    1:Ricko> i havent played so well and gone 4-7 before

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    • #3
      2 games in a row with zero deaths, go me! Now I just wish my stats would show on the statistics twl page. Maybe I have to die before that will happen. Anyone know?

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      • #4
        the site sucks a lot and is fairly messed up. i don't know much about it, but it rarely does what i want it to
        violence> dont talk 2 me until u got 900+fbook friends and can take 1 dribble from the 3 point line n dunk


        [Aug 23 03:03] Oops: 1:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life
        [Aug 23 03:20] money: LOL NOT QUITE VIO BUT 5:siaxis> you try thta ill play possom then reverse roundhouse kick your life

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        • #5
          Thx dude
          https://soundcloud.com/annux-1/annux-relief

          1:Wah!!>THE WAY I FEEL FOR YOUUU HOHOHOHOOH OHOHO
          1:Wah!!>OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOHH
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          1:soild <ZH>>EVERYHTINGS GONNA BE ARLIGFHT
          1:Wah!!>people keep on talking
          1:soild>they can say what they like
          1:Wah!!>ALL I know is:
          1:soild>EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE ALRIGHT

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          • #6
            Why am I not on your list ( I think that was my first lb I did agaisnt Plade (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ((((((((
            (Paradise)>dj sage
            (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
            1: Dynasty> LOL
            1:vue> LOL
            1:Cap> LOOL

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            • #7
              ty jeeny we just had a good understanding how to control that jav. Gotta be aggresive and push back, dont let him push u into a hole or corner. its why i had 20+ kills. Gotta emp him and just lob junk all over sorta like necro/ph Plus the spiders did well to shoot him. Wasnt quite as hard as i imagined b4 the game. When a2m said he couldnt show and i had to call d-woper i got a little worried
              _o_2NASRALLAH

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              • #8
                It's just shark thingy....
                Pandora did o.k at the end of their game vs Disoblidge, when they changed sharks.

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                • #9
                  yo cig? fuk u? was at my gf's house gettin somethin u rarely get when yo ass texted me, PLAYED FROM MY GF'S SHITTY COMP AND STILL RAPED MORE THAN YOU. pos n00b <3 u
                  zidane> big play
                  Omega Red> dwop sick
                  mr mime> its called an orca smash u uncultured fk
                  WillBy> ^^

                  1:Chief Utsav> LOL
                  1:Rule> we dont do that here.

                  cripple> can u get pregnant if u cum in gf's ass

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                  • #10
                    I wasnt there last week, I could do one based on statics, but not as fun.
                    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                      Honourable Mentions:
                      Renzi (will you stop asking me about HoN from now on, I mentioned you fgsfds) also performed well vs Spastic going 88-45.
                      Nice one Jeeny, but Renzi really didn't deserve anything for 88-45.

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                      • #12
                        he led pandora's spiders in kills and he's a strong spider otherwise.

                        i'm a nice guy and i love the disneys so i'll make my not short

                        Not: The Atlantic Ocean

                        If it weren't for that motherfucker seperating all of Disoblige (even Mattey who's a non-Euro has his connection re-routed through a European modem just so he can fit in) the results would not have been the same. Trouper? Mantra-Slider? That's their #1 spider and #1 shark going down because of lag. That forced them to re-route most of the remainder of their lineup. Displaced was extremely ineffective in bird to boot. Bad luck, guys.

                        Honourable Mentions: I'm too lazy to check for this but I distinctly remember Plade's spiders getting spanked. In total kills Plade was around a net negative 100-ish.

                        To Acidbomber <ER>, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, we'll fuck you up like we should've last season. ttyl <3u2much pl0x bffz.
                        Originally posted by turmio
                        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                        Originally posted by grand
                        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                          and #1 shark


                          Fuck you man. Ignored.
                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                          Originally posted by concealed
                          when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cig Smoke View Post
                            When a2m said he couldnt show and i had to call d-woper i got a little worried
                            LOL this

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dwopple View Post
                              yo cig? fuk u? was at my gf's house gettin somethin u rarely get when yo ass texted me, PLAYED FROM MY GF'S SHITTY COMP AND STILL RAPED MORE THAN YOU. pos n00b <3 u
                              dont u gotta be playin on a registered ip address and shit?

                              u must play at ur gfs a lot zac wylde
                              What maneuver could possibly be smoover?

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