TWL Preseason Week 1 HOT or NOT

[megaman89]

It's not like we put in a top line ourselves.

because you guys don't have one

[kthx]

Yeah sorry about that Regen, I got my notes mixed up a bit, you, Geza, and Weak really closed out that game well however.

[Voth]

no but seriously, anyone who wants to take one of these LB articles off my hands... by all means. until then, you're stuck with me!

[Veloce]

thumbs up to the "Hot or Not" writers for actually writing articles, NOT TO MENTION how fast they did so!!

[Money]

i dont know how disoblige made twld!

[Da1andonly]

luck, strays, cheats, lag, spawns, cats on keyboards...you name it, we had it.

[PjOtTeR]

doublepost ftw

[PjOtTeR]

i'm not sure why 89 is offended, he should be flattered. anyone who only just loses to dice's 4th string lineup is made the hot team of the week! it's quite offending to pirates though..
i think thunder should be hot of the week for beating a rather weak spastic line.. or maybe mainliner.. i didn't watch, but from the scores it seemed both dominated their games.. unlike pirates who lost..

with that it's also funny we're made not of the week for losing an LB-unworthy lagfest of a game.. it seems someone was a little to eager to have a go at Disoblige.. i'm sure we did worse than the team who didn't even get 3 min on the clock though!


ps. pjot is clearly the overall not player of the week; 5-10 or something in LD, and he tk'd me from lowerbase when we finally had a cram going.. wtf was that pjotter, wtf.
pps. also da1 for not being able to play because of lag and then just going afk, so i have to make line/coord/sub and play at the same time, great captain as he is. then right after the game he comes back and complains that i didn't use any subs.

Disoblige cram... el oh el... and that tk was only because 2 of their players lagged out simultaneously dodging the bomb, and yet you call them lagouts negative... go fuck yourself...
And honestly you shouldn't blame me for doing bad in wb, the ship I have to actually prac to be good at, after I haven't played TW for that long...

[Mantra-Slider]

i dont know how disoblige made twld!

B)

[Kid Kaos]

Nice job wark. Except the part where you put my name in the Dynasty part! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY STELLAR PERFORMANCE OUT SO MY TEAMATES CUD BASK IN THE GLORY! :fear:

[Efhat]

dont see how that is an excuse for turb/poxy outkilling every1 on ur team?


was a gg, dont think dice expected us to even be that close, especially with herc in terr ^.^

lol im pretty sure me stayon and rise lagged out the whole game, and yet poxy and turban fell short what, 8 kills from us? after us lagging out about 10 minutes of the game?
yeah alright, lol, whatever you say.

[Kawrae]

[B][U]pickups, Kawrae and Spikey, didn't show, so they forced bram into terr and Galleleo into the game somehow, which should be a sin in itself.

I think there was a so called "one week rule" and we joined less than one week ago. DUNNO

[Turban]

Annoying Turban strikes back!

Dice.. Dice.. You guys are so pathetic. Did you skip all the math lessons? Or are you just stupid?

Using this as an excuse > "We were playing 7 vs. 8 the entire game!" is false information and proves what kind of a sad squad Dice is. Using that as an excuse for why you almost lost your TWLB Preseason is just plain sad. This is the cold truth, live with it you whiners. Here it comes, the cold truth based on facts and statistics that do not lie, are you ready?

You guys had a total of 12 lagouts. It takes 15 seconds to reconnect, re-enter the arena and type !lagout to the bot. Actually, in fact it takes less than 15 seconds to reconnect and re-enter the arena, but the TWLBot will not let you in before the 15 second timer has run out. Now lets do the math..

Total of 12 Lagouts x 15 Seconds = 180 Seconds / 60 (This will convert it to MINUTES) = 3 Minutes.

Dice was playing a total time of 3 minutes 7 versus 8 against us in a 30 minute game (okay, 29 minutes and 49 seconds). That, my pathetic little Dicers, is not the entire match. To tell the truth it is not even close -- it was 1/10th of the entire match. And then there is this one minor factor that you can not ignore: we had some lagouts as well; a total of 4 lagouts to tell the truth!

Total of 4 Lagouts x 15 Seconds = 60 Seconds = 1 Minute.

Do the math -- oh and look what I found, it's megaman himself talking:

megaman89> our terr lagged out 3 times

Lets see the statistics.. Chief Ustav -- Total Lagouts: 1 .. what?

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE! Hope you burn that ugly face so you will look prettier <3

And I have been warning you guys that you lag, but it seems that you have ignored that fact. The lag limits are stricter this season, which is good -- that way laggots like Stayon can not stay in.

Of course there are a few options that can fix your SPIKE Med :

#1 Reformat your computer

#2 Downgrade from Vista to XP, that dropped my SPIKE Med from 35 to 2-4

#3 Buy a new connection

#4 Buy a new computer

[royCE]

u care too much

[Capital Knockers]

This all doesn't matter, cause if I hadn't of repped a mine into Raples and killed our terr while we had cram at 11 minutes, we would've won!

Tell me though, would we still of been the hot team? Or would it of been dicE? :grin: