When I was a little boy, my father turned to me and said: "Son, you're not always going to be great."
Well, the old man knew what he was talking about.
Last week was one of those weeks that leave you feeling ashamed and embarrassed.
After getting banned from Trench Wars for spamming "ez" to Izor during his lackluster TWLD performance, I found it hard to leave the house. I just sat around eating pepperoni pizza rolls, listening to Savage Garden on my iPod, and wondering what my life would be like if I actually paid attention in my top 8 college.
To all my faithful readers: These picks are not about me or about spaceships. They're about the loyal and wonderful readers who come here to spread good cheer. Remember, I'll always be here for you and everybody else. You can count on me. I mean it.
OK, now on to the picks:
Pirates vs. Dynasty: The more the season goes on, the less impressive Dynasty' record becomes. Being the best in this TWLD against Sake, Thunder, and Syne is like being the best at your sixth grade science fair. Not something worth bragging about.
Pirates 50, Dynasty 38.
Sake vs. Thunder: Sake is so unpredictable that even Pascone wouldn't pick up Sake on the Trench Wars League Manager stock market. Thunder 50, Sake 42.
Quake vs. Rape Thanks for playing, Rape. You guys had one heck of year. Quake scores more often than Mick Jagger did chicks during a world tour in the early 1970s.
Quake 50, Rape 29.
Disoblige vs. Sweet Here's what Sweet does every TWLD: Caos run, Caos run, stray kill, sub riverside. Just an exciting team to watch. Really, a joy.
Sweet 50, Disoblige 35
HEAVY vs. synE You know what's the worst thing about winning an LD with HEAVY? You still have to stay in HEAVY after the game and listen to Kthx and Izor shit spew from their mouths. Really. I'm willing to lend my top 1 wallet and buy some battery acid for them to gargle each and every morning so I don't have to hear the constant diarrhea that comes out. HEAVY 50, Syne 38.
Well, the old man knew what he was talking about.
Last week was one of those weeks that leave you feeling ashamed and embarrassed.
After getting banned from Trench Wars for spamming "ez" to Izor during his lackluster TWLD performance, I found it hard to leave the house. I just sat around eating pepperoni pizza rolls, listening to Savage Garden on my iPod, and wondering what my life would be like if I actually paid attention in my top 8 college.
To all my faithful readers: These picks are not about me or about spaceships. They're about the loyal and wonderful readers who come here to spread good cheer. Remember, I'll always be here for you and everybody else. You can count on me. I mean it.
OK, now on to the picks:
Pirates vs. Dynasty: The more the season goes on, the less impressive Dynasty' record becomes. Being the best in this TWLD against Sake, Thunder, and Syne is like being the best at your sixth grade science fair. Not something worth bragging about.
Pirates 50, Dynasty 38.
Sake vs. Thunder: Sake is so unpredictable that even Pascone wouldn't pick up Sake on the Trench Wars League Manager stock market. Thunder 50, Sake 42.
Quake vs. Rape Thanks for playing, Rape. You guys had one heck of year. Quake scores more often than Mick Jagger did chicks during a world tour in the early 1970s.
Quake 50, Rape 29.
Disoblige vs. Sweet Here's what Sweet does every TWLD: Caos run, Caos run, stray kill, sub riverside. Just an exciting team to watch. Really, a joy.
Sweet 50, Disoblige 35
HEAVY vs. synE You know what's the worst thing about winning an LD with HEAVY? You still have to stay in HEAVY after the game and listen to Kthx and Izor shit spew from their mouths. Really. I'm willing to lend my top 1 wallet and buy some battery acid for them to gargle each and every morning so I don't have to hear the constant diarrhea that comes out. HEAVY 50, Syne 38.
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