Twld Week 5 Real Picks

[ignite ignite]

When I was a little boy, my father turned to me and said: "Son, you're not always going to be great."

Well, the old man knew what he was talking about.

Last week was one of those weeks that leave you feeling ashamed and embarrassed.

After getting banned from Trench Wars for spamming "ez" to Izor during his lackluster TWLD performance, I found it hard to leave the house. I just sat around eating pepperoni pizza rolls, listening to Savage Garden on my iPod, and wondering what my life would be like if I actually paid attention in my top 8 college.

To all my faithful readers: These picks are not about me or about spaceships. They're about the loyal and wonderful readers who come here to spread good cheer. Remember, I'll always be here for you and everybody else. You can count on me. I mean it.

OK, now on to the picks:

Pirates vs. Dynasty: The more the season goes on, the less impressive Dynasty' record becomes. Being the best in this TWLD against Sake, Thunder, and Syne is like being the best at your sixth grade science fair. Not something worth bragging about.
Pirates 50, Dynasty 38.

Sake vs. Thunder: Sake is so unpredictable that even Pascone wouldn't pick up Sake on the Trench Wars League Manager stock market. Thunder 50, Sake 42.

Quake vs. Rape Thanks for playing, Rape. You guys had one heck of year. Quake scores more often than Mick Jagger did chicks during a world tour in the early 1970s.
Quake 50, Rape 29.

Disoblige vs. Sweet Here's what Sweet does every TWLD: Caos run, Caos run, stray kill, sub riverside. Just an exciting team to watch. Really, a joy.
Sweet 50, Disoblige 35

HEAVY vs. synE You know what's the worst thing about winning an LD with HEAVY? You still have to stay in HEAVY after the game and listen to Kthx and Izor shit spew from their mouths. Really. I'm willing to lend my top 1 wallet and buy some battery acid for them to gargle each and every morning so I don't have to hear the constant diarrhea that comes out. HEAVY 50, Syne 38.

[Salubrious]

Which TWL forum moderator is ignite paying to not merge these threads together.

[kthx]

This should be moved to a dead forum, not merged into a real thread.

[ignite ignite]

I don't blame you for feeling jealous of my top 8 college education and writing skills.

[Exalt]

I don't blame you for feeling jealous of my top 8 college education and writing skills.

what school do you go to again ignite? you said its in chicago, so what is it?

your top 8 education clearly doesn't help you use your brain much, as everything you say seems to be borderline retarded at best

[ignite ignite]

Are you for real, Exalt? I attend THE University of Chicago, where future President of the United States of America taught constitutional law and where his wife worked at the local UC Hospital. Thank you very much.

And I like to add a little flavor and light heartedness into my picks and predictions, something to brighten it up for the readers. Because after all it's all about them, not about feeding the precious egos of my 2D squadron mates.

[Exalt]

Are you for real, Exalt? I attend THE University of Chicago, where future President of the United States of America taught constitutional law and where his wife worked at the local UC Hospital. Thank you very much.

And I like to add a little flavor and light heartedness into my picks and predictions, something to brighten it up for the readers. Because after all it's all about them, not about feeding the precious egos of my 2D squadron mates.

just to let you know, its not very hard to get into Uni of Chicago as long as you have the money to pay for it

clearly you have the money as you spend it on subspace players, but that doesn't mean your smart by any means, I've seen people with SAT scores of 800 easily get in that school

[kthx]

Congratulations you went to a school where the future black man of America taught, he wasn't voted in because he was smart, he was voted in because he was black.

[ignite ignite]

just to let you know, its not very hard to get into Uni of Chicago as long as you have the money to pay for it

clearly you have the money as you spend it on subspace players, but that doesn't mean your smart by any means, I've seen people with SAT scores of 800 easily get in that school

Are you kidding me, Exalt? 800 out of 2400 on the SAT probably wouldn't land you into Compton Community College, nonetheless the University of Chicago where we wear shirts that say, "If I wanted an A I would have went to Harvard."

Well, since you're challenging my credentials... I'll make it known that we are ranked #1 by the Princeton Review in Academic Stringency.


"Admission 9,538 applied, 3,670 admitted, 1,259 enrolled, 3.89 average high school GPA
Average high school GPA 3.89
Test scores SAT verbal scores over 500 98%, SAT math scores over 500 99%, ACT scores over 18 100%, SAT verbal scores over 600 91%, SAT math scores over 600 92%, ACT scores over 24 96%, SAT verbal scores over 700 61%, SAT math scores over 700 57%, ACT scores over 30 64% " (http://education.yahoo.com/college/facts/9162.html).

Basically the overwhelming majority of my student body including myself scored over a 2,100 on the SAT. So cut it out with your dumb fuckery (How's that as an SAT vocab word, faggot).

[Exalt]

Are you kidding me, Exalt? 800 out of 2400 on the SAT probably wouldn't land you into Compton Community College, nonetheless the University of Chicago where we wear shirts that say, "If I wanted an A I would have went to Harvard."

Well, since you're challenging my credentials... I'll make it known that we are ranked #1 by the Princeton Review in Academic Stringency.


"Admission 9,538 applied, 3,670 admitted, 1,259 enrolled, 3.89 average high school GPA
Average high school GPA 3.89
Test scores SAT verbal scores over 500 98%, SAT math scores over 500 99%, ACT scores over 18 100%, SAT verbal scores over 600 91%, SAT math scores over 600 92%, ACT scores over 24 96%, SAT verbal scores over 700 61%, SAT math scores over 700 57%, ACT scores over 30 64% " (http://education.yahoo.com/college/facts/9162.html).

Basically the overwhelming majority of my student body including myself scored over a 2,100 on the SAT, fuckface.

look above, over 700 for verbal and math SAT only 60% of students? so only 60% of students got 1400 or better, or even 1300 for that matter... are you serious? most of your students are 1200 level SAT that's not Harvard level at all, sorry buddy

and high school GPA really means nothing either

[ignite ignite]

look above, over 700 for verbal and math SAT only 60% of students? so only 60% of students got 1400 or better, or even 1300 for that matter... are you serious? most of your students are 1200 level SAT that's not Harvard level at all, sorry buddy

and high school GPA really means nothing either

You do realize this means most students scored more than 700 out of 800, right?

[Nimrook]

Congratulations you went to a school where the future black man of America taught, he wasn't voted in because he was smart, he was voted in because he was black.

loool shit man kthx, i laughed when i read this and i have to agree with you. lol good job!

[eelam <tw>]

re

http://gallery.trenchwars.org/img/izorwark.JPG,

kthnx and izor lost all respect for you guys.

[ignite ignite]

Congratulations you went to a school where the future black man of America taught, he wasn't voted in because he was smart, he was voted in because he was black.

My school also founded classical economics and is where Milton Friedman the father of classical economic theory taught for decades. Better respect. Not to mention, the first Nuclear Bomb chain reaction was attained in the labs here, and the fact that 82 Nobel Laureates went or taught here.

[ignite ignite]

http://gallery.trenchwars.org/img/izorwark.JPG,

kthnx and izor lost all respect for you guys.

I already covered this, Eelam. http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...393#post680393