Pssst it's TWLD finals week. Which means it's time for another ignite column on some two dimensional asteroids navigation ship game play...
No time for small talk. I'm cutting the foreplay tonight, folks. Let's get into it, shall we?
QUAKE VS THUNDER
We've got Raspi, Skepsis, Vash, Guero, Peru, Deez Nuts, and Reaver
Mediocrity reigned supreme last week in Trench Wars League. Heavy and Thunder are a prime example of that. There are three really talented warbirds out of those ten. Apok, B4serman, and Ease.
Thunder is going to face up against a bloodthirsty Quake lineup thristy for a TWLD victory. Skepsis, Vash, Guero, and Raspi all have excellent TWLD stats to tote as well. 11-9, 10-7, 10-8, and 10-6 respectively.
Whereas, if we look at Thunder's TWLD semi lineup of Ease, b4serman_75x, Creature, Burnt, and killergt we have 10-8, 9-8, 8-6, 7-8 averages. As well as a Vitja's 9-9 coming off the bench or probably starting in place for Killergt in Finals. On a side note, yes, I have memorized everyone's statistics.
On paper Quake has this in 2 rounds easy, however, Thunder may be able to sneak in a sucker punch and steal a round like they almost did in TWLD regular season vs Quake. This is because Thunder has experience, excellent team play, and overall a consistent play style. They are a group of solid warbirds that have played for years and know how to play smart to get the win, without the prettiest records, usually letting either Ease or B4serman_75x do the carrying.
The problem is that Thunder simply doesn't have the level of skill, aim, and dodging ability that Quake does. Remember that killergt has the mobility of a stop sign and the aim of a three year old sniper, okay?
People love to talk about experience factors and such, but let's face it. If you're in the finals, you're one of the best warbirds in the game. Period. You know how to play and you're good under pressure. Quake outmatches Thunder in every single category.
We're going to tear them limb-from-limb, this isn't going to be an exciting finals, but I encourage everyone to come out and watch just because it's finals and you like the average subspacer don't have a date on a Sunday afternoon and you have nothing better do, but beat your dick.
Thunder you had a great season and you truly are the second best squad in Trench Wars League, the runner-up is all your getting this year again, unfortunately. Thanks for playing.
Quake 50, Thunder 37.
Quake 50, Thunder 39.
No time for small talk. I'm cutting the foreplay tonight, folks. Let's get into it, shall we?
QUAKE VS THUNDER
We've got Raspi, Skepsis, Vash, Guero, Peru, Deez Nuts, and Reaver
Mediocrity reigned supreme last week in Trench Wars League. Heavy and Thunder are a prime example of that. There are three really talented warbirds out of those ten. Apok, B4serman, and Ease.
Thunder is going to face up against a bloodthirsty Quake lineup thristy for a TWLD victory. Skepsis, Vash, Guero, and Raspi all have excellent TWLD stats to tote as well. 11-9, 10-7, 10-8, and 10-6 respectively.
Whereas, if we look at Thunder's TWLD semi lineup of Ease, b4serman_75x, Creature, Burnt, and killergt we have 10-8, 9-8, 8-6, 7-8 averages. As well as a Vitja's 9-9 coming off the bench or probably starting in place for Killergt in Finals. On a side note, yes, I have memorized everyone's statistics.
On paper Quake has this in 2 rounds easy, however, Thunder may be able to sneak in a sucker punch and steal a round like they almost did in TWLD regular season vs Quake. This is because Thunder has experience, excellent team play, and overall a consistent play style. They are a group of solid warbirds that have played for years and know how to play smart to get the win, without the prettiest records, usually letting either Ease or B4serman_75x do the carrying.
The problem is that Thunder simply doesn't have the level of skill, aim, and dodging ability that Quake does. Remember that killergt has the mobility of a stop sign and the aim of a three year old sniper, okay?
People love to talk about experience factors and such, but let's face it. If you're in the finals, you're one of the best warbirds in the game. Period. You know how to play and you're good under pressure. Quake outmatches Thunder in every single category.
We're going to tear them limb-from-limb, this isn't going to be an exciting finals, but I encourage everyone to come out and watch just because it's finals and you like the average subspacer don't have a date on a Sunday afternoon and you have nothing better do, but beat your dick.
Thunder you had a great season and you truly are the second best squad in Trench Wars League, the runner-up is all your getting this year again, unfortunately. Thanks for playing.
Quake 50, Thunder 37.
Quake 50, Thunder 39.
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