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  • TWLB Week 1 Preview - Curse you, dald..

    After Daldur begging me (literally) for days to do TWLB predictions, I ended up doing this. I should have just listened to Ease's advice and ?ignore him, but I guess I'm too kind to do that. Hope you get eaten by sharks, you aussie.

    Turban's TWLB Week 1 Preview

    As no one had the courage (or time, or just couldn't bother to) write a preview on TWLB this week, I ended up doing it.

    This is a pretty good weekend for TWLB with some great matchups such as Respect vs Mad and Thunder vs Sage. Match of the Week is definitely Respect vs Mad, where two powerhouse squads meet to settle the score.

    Dice, Respect and Mad all managed to go undefeated in Pre-Season, could these three squads be the ones fighting for the title? Thank God this is not the case. Thunder, Sage and Penetrate are all strong contesters this season if they get their lineups to work.

    Nonetheless, this season should be magnificent. Looking forward to playing this season. Now let's get started..

    Brainwave vs TechuniquE

    It's a battle between two of the lower-tier squads this season. Brainwave and TechuniquE fought against eachother in the first week of pre-season, where Brainwave won the close match by 3 minutes and 13 seconds. This is alsoe the reason my reason why they should be able to win this match.

    By the way isn't most of the players in TechuniquE from DSB? Wrong zone, guys!

    Brainwave
    Terrier: Mikkiz
    Sharks: Downfall & Milpitas
    Fighters: Rucci, AcidBomber, Dutch Baser, Ronny and Trasher
    Substitutes: Meddi, Tj Hazuki, Frank the Tank, Soilderz and Poni

    TechuniquE
    Terrier: Breezy
    Sharks: MulletKid & RageRitual
    Fighters: Midoent, Temporary, Pardon, Spell and Undercut
    Substitutes: Sulla, Concentrated and Xerax

    Score: 15:00 - 09:32 (Brainwave wins)
    MVP: Rucci

    Penetrate vs Rapid

    Another not-so-great match, nothing you should look forward to. Rapid did manage to beat Penetrate in pre-season, but now that the real deal is starting, I just can't see Rapid (a lower-tier squad) to defeat the defending champions. Unless miracles happen, there's no way Rapid is going to stand a chance against Penetrate. I wonder if Lunch3 is back now..

    Penetrate
    Terrier: Dead_Rain
    Sharks: Jeenyuss & Veloce
    Fighters: Royst, Turmio, Lunch3, Minotar and Leitz
    Substitutes: Duel Pasta, Fermata, Struck and Tsumetai

    Rapid
    Terrier: JeBu
    Sharks: Creature & Poseidon
    Fighters: DF, Herbalist Yangyun, Arobas+, Paegus and Baron Munchausen (BrokenConnection)
    Substitutes: Lifter, Scold, Violence and Golden_Aim

    Score: 15:00 - 4:59 (Penetrate wins)
    MVP: Royst / Lunch3

    Dice vs Anti-Scrub

    Dice with their camping spiders (don't get me wrong, they are all great spiders) are going to destroy Anti-Scrub, just like they did in first week of pre-season. I sure hope that Dice will start to push and be more aggressive in their matches against Respect, Thunder and Mad, otherways they might be screwed. Nevertheless, Dice should win this with no problem. Looks like Timchi is back and terrin', wonder how he will do..

    Dice
    Terrier: Tim
    Sharks: Cig Smoke & Riske
    Fighters: Mess, Megaman89, Jamal, Shayde and Stayon
    Substitutes: Renzi, Domi, Chief Ustav, Dwopple, Grandmastahs, Caos, Jrahen and Paska

    Anti-Scrub
    Terrier: Brookus
    Sharks: Ephemeral & Jr5
    Fighters: Solacer, Lai, Pressure Drop, Exotic and Eeks
    Substitutes: Bartman, Schope Norris, Teh Super, Epic Li, Pavement and Sprained

    Score: 15:00 - 2:43 (Dice wins)
    MVP: Shayde

    Sage vs Thunder

    Sage is filled with european players, just like me, that are blessed with the holy lag. Thunder will counter that lag with the greatest player in the game, Daldur. Thank god Eelam is finally gone, you don't have to stand his requests to terrier every single match now. :fear:

    Now let's get back to reality. Both of these squads are among the best this season, so it should be a great match. I will most definitely watch this one, as I feel that Thunder has yet to show their full potential (lost both of their matches in pre-season). Sage has the advantage in terriers, having both Zizu (one of the greatest terriers) and Kawrae, though Thunder does have an excellent (almost up to par with Zizu) terrier, Necromotic. Take my advice, do not terr Raples for this match. He's not ready for it.

    Thunder has slightly better spiders and sharks, but if Humid is going to camp his usual way, that might cost Thunder their game. Don't get too cosy in that ear, Humid!

    For once Thunder hasn't scheduled their match at 1-3PM EST, so Daldur can sleep for an extra hour or two (so he only has to wake up at 6AM!) to either bench or get played for pity. :wub:

    Thunder
    Terrier: Necromotic
    Sharks: Fizzy & Stabwound
    Fighters: Ease, Humid, Mouse, Daldur and Burnt
    Substitutes: Raples (Spider/Terr), Max B, i.d., Reaver and Chuckle

    Sage
    Terrier: Zizu
    Sharks: Apocalypse WOW! & Mootland Farmer (?)
    Fighters: Spikey, Kawrae, Gazo, Trouper and Kess
    Substitutes: NL>Trigger, Dixy, I, robot, Major Crisis, Sheep, Whimp and Rauta

    Score: 15:00 - 13:52 (Sage pulls an upset win)
    MVP: Zizu (unless Necromotic javs, then MVP would be Spikey or Humid)

    Mad vs Respect

    Match of the Week for a couple of reasons..

    #1: Two of the three strongest squads (Dice) in this season facing eachother.
    #2: Was on Respect for a quite a while, great squad. Enjoyed my time there.
    #3: Whoever wins this one might be getting the #1 / #2 seed for Playoffs

    Both of these squads are lacking still in one important part; neither one of them have a good terrier. Both squads have great sharks and powerhouse spiders, which will make this a truly interesting match to watch and play (hope that I don't have that weird 790ms for this match, really looking forward to playing it!).

    Respect has a great chemistry between most of the players, though, they do have some weaknesses. Eelam joining their squad might have actually weakened them as a team, not making them any stronger. My advice would be that leave him out of the big games, unless he has finally learnt his position and realized that he's not a god damn terrier/shark. Respect has great Sharks and Spiders, but are lacking in Terriers. They have Dreamwin (who is so obvious with his portals) and Diakka (not sure how to comment on that one).

    Mad has a lot of potential to be great. We have great sharks and spiders, but also the same problem as Respect has. We do not have any good terriers (unless you count Scoop and Zizzo as one, which I don't). Me and Ro are unstoppable together, we are going to destroy everything that comes on our way (unless I lag like last week). :wub:

    Respect
    Terrier: Dreamwin
    Sharks: Menelvagor & Vatican Assassin
    Fighters: Hellkite, FiftySeven, Zung, Sarger and Cripple
    Substitutes: Eelam, Diakka, McVicar, Spezza and Cypre

    Mad
    Terrier: Zizzo
    Sharks: Mattey & PH
    Fighters: Ro, Turban, M_M God, Poxy and Remu
    Substitutes: Solidify, Scoop, Cranium, Blood, Might and Vys

    Score: 15:00 - 13:59 (Mad wins)
    MVP: Ro

    Au revoir, going out for a while.

  • #2
    Hmm.....
    The lag sucks indeed Turban, some of us also lagged last week...
    LB gonna be intresting this season!

    PS... Spikey MVP? ROFL.
    1:Vergilius> ive been wondering something
    1:Gazo> tell me!
    1:Vergilius> suppose that i would clone myself
    1:Vergilius> but i change the y chromosome into an x chromosome, thus making a female version of myself
    1:Vergilius> and then fuck that clone
    1:Vergilius> would that be masturbation or incest?



    1:Jason> i think soupero is slightly underdeveloped or something

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    • #3
      "lower-tier squad" FTW!!
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      • #4
        These things never work out. I pick Anti-scrub to go far.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Turban View Post

          Anti-Scrub
          Terrier: Brookus
          Sharks: Ephemeral & Jr5
          Fighters: Solacer, Lai, Pressure Drop, Exotic and Eeks
          Substitutes: Bartman, Schope Norris, Teh Super, Epic Li, Pavement and Sprained

          ill be there waiting for a chance to be subbed in
          8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
          8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
          8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
          8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
          8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Deverse View Post
            These things never work out.
            Exactly, good point.
            For example, Brookus and Lai have hooked up and are now expecting their first child. This, in turn, will impact the A-S lineup for the remaining season. First, both now have scheduled child-birthing classes that conflicts with Sunday game times.
            Unfortunately it also appears that there may be some medical issues, a recent ultrasound revealed the unborn child looked very terrier-like. They were both actually hoping for a decent shark but are saying they will love the child nonetheless.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Turban View Post
              Dice vs Anti-Scrub

              Dice with their camping spiders (don't get me wrong, they are all great spiders) are going to destroy Anti-Scrub, just like they did in first week of pre-season. I sure hope that Dice will start to push and be more aggressive in their matches against Respect, Thunder and Mad, otherways they might be screwed. Nevertheless, Dice should win this with no problem. Looks like Timchi is back and terrin', wonder how he will do..

              Dice
              Terrier: Tim
              Sharks: Cig Smoke & Riske
              Fighters: Mess, Megaman89, Jamal, Shayde and Stayon
              Substitutes: Renzi, Domi, Chief Ustav, Dwopple, Grandmastahs, Caos, Jrahen and Paska

              Anti-Scrub
              Terrier: Brookus
              Sharks: Ephemeral & Jr5
              Fighters: Solacer, Lai, Pressure Drop, Exotic and Eeks
              Substitutes: Bartman, Schope Norris, Teh Super, Epic Li, Pavement and Sprained

              Score: 15:00 - 2:43 (Dice wins)
              MVP: Shayde
              You are forgetting the Invincible factor.
              Originally posted by Diakka
              Lets stop being lil bitches

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              • #8
                I was being serious too eph : ).

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                • #9
                  extra addition to it

                  Brainwave vs. TechuniquE
                  » Scheduling

                  Score:15:00-14:45

                  Brainwave-
                  Terr; Mikkiz
                  Shark; Downfall, milpitas
                  Spid; Jatt, AcidBomber, Trasher, Detroit(?), rucci

                  TechuniquE-
                  Terr; Breezy
                  Shark; RageRitual, MulletKid
                  Spid; Spell, 4 others from roster..

                  Player that will win you the game: Downfall
                  Player that will cost you the game: None of the above


                  Penetrate vs. Rapid
                  » Scheduling

                  Score:15:00-7:30

                  Penetrate-
                  Terr; Dead_Rain
                  Shark; Jeenyuss, veloce
                  Spid; Tsumetai(?), Zhou, Royst, Cumulonimbus, turmio

                  Rapid-
                  Terr; Golden_Aim
                  Shark; Violence, Poseidon
                  Spid; herbalist yangyun(?), Arobas+, Creature(? lol), Hulk(?)


                  Player that will win you the game: Royst
                  Player that will cost you the game: Creature $


                  Anti-Scrub vs. dicE
                  » Sun Sep 27th 2:00pm

                  Score: 2:20-15:00

                  Anti-Scrub-
                  Terr; Brookus
                  Shark; Ephemeral, Teh super
                  Spid; Jr5, Sprained, Solacer, sCHOPe, Salu(?)

                  dicE-
                  Terr; Chief Utsav
                  Shark; Cig Smoke, Dwopple
                  Spid; megaman89, Stayon, Shayde, Domi, JAMAL


                  Player that will win you the game: megaman89
                  Player that will cost you the game: brookus


                  Respect vs. Mad
                  » Sun Sep 27th 3:00pm

                  Score: 15:00-14:50


                  Respect-
                  Terr; Diakka
                  Shark; Vatican Assassin, Eelam
                  Spid; Cripple, FiftySeven, Spezza, sarger, Zung

                  Mad-
                  Terr; Zizzo
                  Shark; Mattey, PH
                  Spid; Ro, Confluence, Solidify, Turban(?) Might(?)


                  Player that will win you the game: sarger
                  Player that will cost you the game: edit; nvm, might create squad beef, so i'll leave this out afk


                  Thunder vs. sage
                  » Sun Sep 27th 4:00pm

                  Score:15:00-5:00

                  Thunder-
                  Terr; Raples
                  Shark; Stabwound, PaulOakenfold
                  Spid; Ease, Necromotic, Kian, fizzy(?), Humid(?)

                  sage-
                  Terr; Zizu
                  Shark; Apocalypse WOW!, Major Crisis(?)
                  Spid; Spikey, Kawrae, Raha, kess, NL>Trigger


                  Player that will win you the game: Necromotic
                  Player that will cost you the game: Major Crisis
                  Last edited by Draft; 09-24-2009, 07:28 PM.
                  (Steadman)>they went out drinking... ogron siaxis and siaxis gf
                  (Steadman)>apparently ogron is EXTREMELY morbidly obese and ridiculously sweaty
                  (Steadman)>and he spend the entire night being awkward and staring at siaxis gf
                  (Steadman)>and after that they did not meet up again...

                  Iron Survivor> you missed something in your sig. he also smells like cheese

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                  • #10
                    draft thinks zizzo sucks.

                    better call in lebram james.
                    Originally posted by turmio
                    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                    Originally posted by grand
                    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ephemeral View Post
                      Exactly, good point.
                      For example, Brookus and Lai have hooked up and are now expecting their first child. This, in turn, will impact the A-S lineup for the remaining season. First, both now have scheduled child-birthing classes that conflicts with Sunday game times.
                      Unfortunately it also appears that there may be some medical issues, a recent ultrasound revealed the unborn child looked very terrier-like. They were both actually hoping for a decent shark but are saying they will love the child nonetheless.

                      ephemeral the new erathia ? but how...
                      8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
                      8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
                      8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
                      8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
                      8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
                      8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                        draft thinks zizzo sucks.

                        better call in lebram james.
                        thats a lie ;s
                        (Steadman)>they went out drinking... ogron siaxis and siaxis gf
                        (Steadman)>apparently ogron is EXTREMELY morbidly obese and ridiculously sweaty
                        (Steadman)>and he spend the entire night being awkward and staring at siaxis gf
                        (Steadman)>and after that they did not meet up again...

                        Iron Survivor> you missed something in your sig. he also smells like cheese

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                        • #13
                          Rapid-
                          Terr; Golden_Aim
                          Shark; Violence, Poseidon
                          Spid; herbalist yangyun(?), Arobas+, Creature(? lol), Hulk(?)

                          So much wrong with that line.
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                          --|-- Ease got the correct answer, '5.3 inches', in 6.379 sec. and is tied for the lead with 2 pts.

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                          • #14
                            i like how i keep making LB lines
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                            • #15
                              lol funny how you leave me/menel/hk/squall out of line HATEEEEEEEEEE RAGEEEEEEEEEEe
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