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  • TWLD Championship Game Hot or Not

    It doesn't look like anyone else is going to be doing the hot or not for the twld champion bout so I figured I would lend a hand here.

    Round 1 - (IE Ridiculous Routers and Dreadful Disconnects)

    The game started out fairly slow with Sk8 playing their usual pussy style with Burnt running and the other trash maneuvers that they use in games and consider skill. After a few punishing shots by Racka and Apok Ease could not longer control his anger and ragequit in frustration after going a meager 0-8 throughout the season against the much more talented Fierce squadron. After several minutes when it became blatantly obvious that Ease wasn't going to log back into the game thanks to some nice cell phone calling from Ease to a member of sk8 that he knew was sitting on the bench they ended up subbing him for some other sub-par player who ended up going negative I am pretty sure. After the Fierce chat got done laughing at sk8's allegations of someone on our squad DDOSing Ease they ended up putting the rest of the second stringers onto the long pine bench to end the first round.

    Round 2 - (IE Idle connections are the devils playthings)

    After about 20 minutes of holdups while sk8 anxiously awaited Ease triumphantly returning to the game it became even more apparent by the second that this wasn't going to happen. Sk8 somehow managed to add five players into the game which was amazing since Ease wasn't online telling them what to do and how to do it. I am assuming that Ease was probably talking Burnt through the !adding process over the phone, and when things were in place the round started. Without sk8's alpha male the pack was disjointed, running around in circles and trying to bury their heads in the sand as the scourge of subspace, Racka and Crew took no mercy on these frightened foes. In a stunning rout sk8 had lost the TWLD championships and with it also removed any doubt from every players mind that this squad could light a match without Ease telling them what to do.

    MVP: Fierce
    LVP: Ease

    I tried getting a few interviews after the game.

    :Ease:So how do you feel losing the TWLD Finals?
    :Ease: Exactly how fucking livid and angry are you?
    :Ease: You know its pretty rude to ignore me, I am just trying to get an interview here.
    ?find Ease: Last seen 2 hours ago
    oh yeah... forgot.

    :Racka: So racka, what are your feelings about this season?
    Racka>>Well, we couldn't have done it without vys, the guy deserves three medals for all the awesome things he brought to this game and to this squad.
    Racka>>Seriously, we should just give him like every medal possible on twd.
    Rabble Rabble Rabble


  • #2
    Good read. I'm not sure why people actually thought inwas serious and couldn't see that I was trolling ph and showing people that he makes his own rules up
    Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, me? Must’ve got bit by a goat

    - The best player to every play the game....Will duel any 10* who thinks otherwise.

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    • #3
      http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...Pandora-Denied

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/precedent

      piss poor troll attempt

      are you done

      seriously
      Originally posted by Tone
      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
      Originally posted by the_paul
      Gargle battery acid fuckface
      Originally posted by Material Girl
      I tried downloading a soundcard

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      • #4
        now that's the kthx i remember
        TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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        • #5
          III) If a squad adds an ineligible player into the game, the match will be forfeited and the squad will receive a warning. If it happens again in the same league division, the squad will be terminated from that league division.

          3.06 Soft Lock
          All Trench Wars League rosters will experience a soft lock after the last Round 1 match. This means that any players that de-roster from a Trench Wars League squad will no longer be eligible to join another League squad for the remainder of the season. Players from non-TWL squads may still join.

          3.07 Hard Lock

          All Trench Wars League rosters will experience a hard lock after the last Round 3 match. This means that no more roster additions will be allowed.
          Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, me? Must’ve got bit by a goat

          - The best player to every play the game....Will duel any 10* who thinks otherwise.

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          • #6



            TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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            • #7
              someone make something out of this

              TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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              • #8
                i dont think we will hear the last of this until after christmas

                also, not your best work


                1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                • #9
                  I realize this zeebu, but my time is limited these days and this took me five minutes.
                  Rabble Rabble Rabble

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