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    Season 15 looks to be a very competitive and well balanced season in terms of skill with many solid teams capable of winning it all. I don't really see any reason to make HoN's for preseason games since most squads won’t take them seriously so i figured I'd attempt to make some in depth analysis of the squads and its players.

    Fierce
    Might as well start off with the defending champions who managed stay at the top of the TWD ladders. Fierce has a lot of depth on roster and is already a favorite to make finals once again. Scoop is the new addition to this fierce roster and will be needed due to the inactivity of RaCka and Deez Nuts, and the loss of Delectable. Look for Apok to have a Greg Jennings type of impact.

    Fierce starting 5: Apok, Kyou, Skepsis, Scoop, Deez Nuts
    Subs: RaCka, Geio, death row, Vash, Casket, War, Cres ^______________^


    :kyou:u rdy 4 interview
    (Kyou)>for what
    :Kyou:making twl thread
    (Kyou)>got pascone iming me daily for me to join epidemic
    :Kyou:u rdy u fk
    (Kyou)>o ya?
    :Kyou:shud i wait 4 apok or interview u
    (Kyou)>brb making food
    :Kyou:........................
    (Casket)>yo interview me u fk
    :Casket:wut squad u on
    (Casket)>.......................
    Cres> so how do you feel about making LD again and Defending the crown
    Apok> feelin pretty good bout it
    Cres> do you think fierce can repeat
    Cres> with racka and d.nuts being inactive
    Apok> yeayuhhh, we got cres to replace both
    Apok> so we coo
    Cres> ez
    Apok> you ever hear bout cres?
    Apok> wait this bout me
    Apok> hold up
    Cres> nope he good?
    Apok> he dope
    Cres> o
    Apok> no shifter vet
    Cres> LOL
    Apok> ROTY
    Apok> who no shifts themselves to ROTY?
    Apok> seriously thats skill
    Cres> guy sounds amazing
    Cres> so any other words about this season
    Apok> on a serious note, i feel confident.. if racka and deez don't get active, it's going to be tough but we still have a very strong line
    Apok> thunder/sweet going to be strong, even dice perhaps
    Apok> and i think penetrate gonna pull some upsets
    Cres> yeah and alot of underdogs too
    Apok> paladen too
    Cres> so any final words? any trash talk?
    Apok> riverside
    Apok> guy obsessed with me
    Cres> LOL, vys already smashed him in his interview
    Apok> LOL
    Cres> rside seems to be a favorite
    Apok> or ease, guy thinks i'm a follower even though i create my own squads
    Apok> makes no sense
    Cres> lol k well gl and thx
    Apok> gonna beast mode this twl




    Thunder
    The runner ups from last year have a very strong roster as well this year with Ease determined to seek revenge for the unfortunate events of last year’s finals. If you haven’t already heard, Ease lost connection during the finals killing any chance of Thunder winning. Mythril is a key addition to this team along with the warbirds acquired after the merge with Freebie. Look for beam to have a solid season. Raspi seems to be inactive but I doubt this guy would ever miss a TWL game or infact any game at all.

    Thunder starting 5: Ease, Mythril, Beam, Geisha, Raspi
    Subs: Burnt, Tohn, Saetep, CrimsonX, Fst, Zyphen, Teemo, Confluence, chuckle

    Cres: so how do you feel about making LD again and being one of the contenders for winning
    WithEase: the same as every year when i view every other squad as a joke
    WithEase: haven't been legitimately beaten in years
    Cres: LOL
    Cres: will you make sure to play in the finals this time
    WithEase: yeah, but in case some loser tries something we have actual depth
    WithEase: this season
    Cres: what do you feel about your new addition, mythril
    WithEase: he's good
    WithEase: that's just one more warbird that's better than all of fierce's starting line
    WithEase: got like 10 of them now
    Cres: and finally the most important question of them all, how many headbands will beam be wearing
    WithEase: probably just one to hide the tears when he benches for someone like chuckle
    Cres: LOL
    Cres: well gl and thx for interview




    Sweet
    Sweet is also looking very good and has seemed to become an actual contender for the first time ever. Engineers is a key addition to this roster and fits in very well with the Sweet core. Look for Jones and Riverside to have excellent seasons with solid teamwork.

    Sweet Starting 5: Jones, Riverside, Engineers, Seismic, Vt
    Subs: Dak, Spaceship, Caos, Ricko, Madara (Rainbow Seeker)

    Cres> sup
    Cres> how do you feel about making LD and the upcoming season
    Jones> i dunno i havent really cared much
    Cres> you have the strongest sweet team ever tho
    Cres> with engineers, would you agree
    Jones> not sure, we had raspi and vash last season. riverside said he wouldnt show for playoffs either
    Cres> oh so things not looking good?
    Cres> this the most depressing interview so far
    Jones> i think we can atleast beat everyone except fierce and thunder
    Jones> then we will beat those when we start playing dds again
    Cres> word is that you guys are actually contenders to win it all with ur top 5 in
    Jones> oh awesome
    Jones> the others must not be very good then
    Cres> lol
    Cres> k any further comments
    Jones> well they do think beam is good so that explains it
    Cres> loooool
    Jones> i hope finland will win this match so sweden is out of world champions
    Jones> thanks
    Cres> lol k thx and gl
    (hulk <ER>)>can u interview me
    (hulk <ER>)>am gr8



    Epidemic
    Epidemic is back and it seems like Syne has merged with them. This squad has the potential to perform many upsets with the experience of players like Delectable, Pascone, and Paky Dude. Deluge seems to be inactive so not really sure if he will be participating even though he is one of the captains.

    Epidemic starting 5: Delectable, Pascone, Paky Dude, Elven, Ardour
    Subs: Halls, Mega Newbie (Caralho), Deluge, Money, Wall



    Cres> U FK GO #INTERVIEW
    Cres> sup
    money> LMAO WTF
    Cres> this going on forums
    money> o
    Cres> r u done
    money> ya
    Cres> that question 1
    Cres> k, so how do u feel about making LD with epi and the upcoming season
    money> we may beat paladen but unless zoolander and boston bob (pascone) show up we got nothing
    money> LOL
    Cres> LOLLLLLL
    Cres> do you think you can make playoffs
    money> yea
    Cres> y it take u 3 min 2 answer that, u done vsing livejasmine
    money> lmao
    money> made chili cheese fries
    Cres> o
    Cres> any further comments
    money> cuz here at Epidemic were fat and American
    Cres> any1 u want 2 bash
    Cres> loll
    money> over
    Cres> k thx and gl
    money> :d
    5:money> was just interviewed by the great cres





    Dice
    Dice also returns to the LD game after a year off with some new faces. Expect the underrated megaman89 to do damage with the new additions of Vys, Unabled, and Weak. Warbirds like a2m and zeebu always seem to fall under the radar even after having consistent impacts in this league.

    Dice Starting 5: megaman89, unabled, vys, Weak, a2m
    Subs: Guero, Yakuza, Keith, Mess, paska, zeebu


    Cres> allow interview?
    vys> lol go on
    Cres> how do you feel about making LD and the upcoming season
    vys> is this where i put something whitty?
    Cres> ye
    vys> not bothered
    Cres> ?
    vys> ?
    Cres> how do you think you will do on dice
    vys> which league are we talking about again
    Cres> LD
    vys> oh that ship
    vys> i think we will do ok
    Cres> u worse than Kyou at giving interviews?
    vys> lol you interviewed kyou? i thought you only interviewed the best players on the best squad
    Cres> lolllll
    Cres> this what i needed
    Cres> any further comments
    vys> sure, tell apok to keep my twld trophy clean and not to drop it under a bus like sergio ramos
    Cres> will do thx
    vys> we done?
    Cres> ye u done
    vys> lol forgot something
    Cres> o?
    vys> we play sweet in pre-season, last 2 times i played them i dropped a 7:1 ratio and a 4:1 ratio. that was the time when riverside was riding the bench because he wasnt good enough and he was begging me for tips
    vys> ok i'm done
    Cres> lolll k thx 4 final words
    INFRARED> yes vys very knowledgable javelin and key player on dice
    Cres> how u find ur way in2 interview



    Hit
    Did I mention how competitive this LD will be? If not then let me reiterate by talking about Hits potential. They have the experienced and almost legendary persona of Sika with players such as Peru and Brokenfist. They do lack depth however, but I’m sure they will recruit warbirds before hardlock. This squad could either turn out to be a disaster or a very surprising crowd entertainer.

    Hit Starting 5: Sika (1.337), Peru, Brokenfist, ?
    Subs: Golden Duck, Rednaz, Siaxis


    Interview with Sika (1.337) in pub:
    Cres> hey, i do TWLD Hot or not threads and im doing a preseason thread will u give me a quick interview?
    Cres> r u done ignoring top5personality in tw
    Cres> ppl ask 2 b interviewed by roty n u jus sit there?
    Cres> this all a joke 2 u?
    -Sika leaves spec and enters pub-
    Cres> u think I not notice u flying around?
    Cres> …………………………………………..?
    Cres> u even remember me?
    Cres> when I start this game I hear about u so I go 2 svs one day and I spam u 2 join one of my newb squads and u ignore me then 2
    1.337> u ok?
    Cres> LOL u talked omg
    Cres> k allow interview
    Cres> yo was that a typo or did u rly respond to me
    Cres> wow....u accidently typo vs me and go quiet again? sick of u




    Penetrate
    You have to love squads like this where no all-stars are present, yet teamwork prevails. Expect Rasaq, Sir Spider, and Raazi to cause chaos DX style. Reaver is on the roster, but his status in playing in LD seems uncertain. Penetrate has been playing TWD with the same line so expect good teaming and a few upsets. Depth may be the only downfall to this squad. If anyone loves rooting for the underdogs then this is your team.

    Penetrate Starting 5: Rasaq, Sir Spider, Raazi, Bacon, Kentaro
    Subs: Zhou, Minotar, Reaver, Veloce, Trasher, Shayde


    Cres> so how do you feel about making LD with pene and the upcoming season
    Rasaq> .?find rasaq
    Cres> ?find rasaq
    Not online, last seen 0 hours ago
    1:Cres> sir go #interview
    1:Cres> rasaq *** me
    Sir Spider> i think we've got a better shot than people give us credit for. we're here to make a statement.
    (MatchBot1)>Rasaq is challenging you for a game of 4vs4 TWDD versus Penetrate. Captains/assistants, ?go twdd and pm me with '!accept Penetrate
    Cres> this guy srs?
    Cres> how do you feel about playing alongside the legendary DX
    Cres> y this rasaq guy in arena
    Rasaq> why does weak think a2m and mm89 won't start over him and yakuza
    Sir Spider> its pretty damn awesome actually, although its not the entire DX because SOMEBODY isn't on our squad.....
    Cres> ^___________________^
    Rasaq> if you ain't down with sir spider's answers then we have 2 words for you
    Rasaq> have dd
    Sir Spider> how there gonna be a shawn michaels and road dogg and billy gunn and chyna and x-pac without 1 2 this on?
    Sir Spider> yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa cres hit em up with dat TRIPLE HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Cres> any last comments
    Sir Spider> we're going to brutally sodomize paladen




    Dynasty
    TWLD has probably never seen such competition in a long time. Dynasty has some experienced and capable warbirds such as Kthx, Sphinktor, Demonic, Kid kaos, and Aerin. The only concern at this point is whether the recent emergence of this squad will hinder the teaming and the chemistry of the players.

    Dynasty Starting 5: Kthx, Sphinktor, Aerin, Demonic, Kid Kaos (vida)
    Subs: Ravage, Badjob, Let, Wrath


    Cres> sup
    vida> whats this
    Cres> interview
    vida> sure
    Cres> how do you feel about making LD with dynasty and the upcoming season
    vida> well ive been busy in the off season with my real life balancing my gf and a job so I joined dynasty late like a week before twl qualifications. so i feel good about doing nothing so far to get here.
    Cres> lol
    Cres> do you guys feel like you will do good even though you formed recently
    vida> I think we have a solid chance at the playoffs in TWLJ, but TWLD will be a different animal entirely. I like our chances to get squeek in maybe as the last or second to last spot in LD.
    Cres> nice, any further comments?
    Cres> any1 u want 2 bash
    Cres> or are we keeping it civil
    vida> nah no bashing, 1 <3 to all my tw combatants.
    Cres> $ k thx and gl
    vida> u 2





    Asians
    The underdogs from last season are back but with many key missing players. I do not see this squad making playoffs or doing particularly well due to the two missing players which I will mention later on. Look for Disappearance and Mitb to have ok seasons.

    Asians starting 5: Mitb, Disappearance, Zagis, Harder, Jaa
    Subs: empion, resurrected, esau, darza, mobey


    Cres> allow interview
    Disappearance> ok
    Disappearance> can u wait til after this jd tho?
    Cres> how do you feel about making ld and about this upcoming season
    Disappearance> ok ok ok ok
    Cres> u rude as fk
    Disappearance> well everytime i enter a new ld season i get really really horny
    Disappearance> i mean not just horny
    Cres> ............
    Disappearance> but about to explode horny
    Cres> o
    Cres> this it?
    Disappearance> lol fine imma be serious
    Disappearance> very happy we reached twld
    Cres> n, this all am posting gl
    Disappearance> LOL
    Disappearance> LOL no ur not
    Disappearance> past few days we've not been having chemistry in the dd-department
    Cres> ? it a wrap mudafka
    Disappearance> D:





    Paladen
    Finally we come to Paladen , another potential underdog. Although the reputation of the once famous Paladen is dwindling, I will give them credit for making TWLD once again and being the center of controversy. They have two key players from Asians this year, Wage and Speedkillz. Look for them to carry Paladen to wins. Depth is also an issue here.

    Paladen Starting 5: Murder(wage, Solarblastdragon(speedkillz), Jessup, Thomas Hakke, Claushouse
    Subs: Coroner, Duclover, Burg



    1:Cres> wage
    1:Cres> allow interview
    1:wage> allow
    1:Cres> how do you feel about making LD and the upcoming season
    1:wage> good, we should get a couple of wins if we add correct line
    1:Cres> do you think you will do better than you did on Asians with speedkillz
    1:wage> yea got better and we team good together
    1:Cres> nice, any further comments
    1:wage> gna mvp half of games
    1:wage> atleast
    1:Cres> ez
    1:Cres> k thx and gl
    Last edited by Crescent Seal; 05-04-2011, 10:44 PM. Reason: who u
    1:Rasaq> i scrub really hard with toilet paper so little pieces of it get stuck to my anus hair and then later on when im watching tv i like to pull them out slowly because it feels pretty good

    1:Mutalisk> heard that n1111ga okyo got some DSLs

    Paradise> No names but there's actually a black man in the arena right now.

    Jones> MAAAAN1111GA UCHIHA

    Paradise> NO NAMES. NOT A SINGLE NAME.....but 3/6 of the players on Force are of a certain descent. I will not go any further.

  • #2
    Good write up


    +1

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    • #3
      cres should make hon
      TWDTJ & TWDTB FINALIST 2019

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Crescent Seal View Post
        Season 15 looks to...
        1:Cres> k thx and gl
        Could u add that this is what you think will be lineup, not what any of the caps told u? D:

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        • #5
          lol good read
          Tobey Maguire got bit by a spider, me? Must’ve got bit by a goat

          - The best player to every play the game....Will duel any 10* who thinks otherwise.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Oranje View Post
            Could u add that this is what you think will be lineup, not what any of the caps told u? D:


            u ok oranje? soundin kinda worried bra
            GOD DAMMIT NAPPA

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            • #7
              good read and pretty funny
              Last edited by Chompie; 05-04-2011, 05:52 PM. Reason: hey babynate!

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              • #8
                Gr8 read, ty 4 this

                Cres the best, fuk TWM
                1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
                Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
                1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
                1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end

                Tsunami> LOl
                beam> stfu tsunami
                Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
                beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
                Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps


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                • #9
                  Excellent read : ) Keep up the good work cres! Its nice to see someone putting in some work for TWL and making it somewhat more entertaining like it was in years past when we had the likings of 'Trench Center' 'TWLM' 'Hot or Not' and of course last season with FieryFire doing the recordings of matches which was cool (Which by the way someone needs to do again) Hopefully Ardour will have time for TWLM this season. He seems to have been more active recently which is a good sign. Anyways, good job and thanks : )
                  3x TWLD All-Star
                  2x TWLD Finals MVP
                  2x TWLD Champion

                  TWLD Champion 'Season 11'

                  TWLD Champion 'Season 14'

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                  • #10
                    Love it! Great read! Had me smilin' and chuckling here and there...and most of all...it made me want to do this...

                    Last edited by Rasaq; 05-04-2011, 05:58 PM. Reason: Hi Chompie!
                    Raazi> this is the only place men chase jessup

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                    • #11
                      Really nice read! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to write something like this. Cres4staff <3
                      i like 2 wear my undies until dey become brown hehe!!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ganon-Knight View Post
                        u ok oranje? soundin kinda worried bra
                        Well, im kind of sad, struck is raging at me in game and i think he might hurt himself.
                        Any idea how i can fix that?

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                        • #13
                          Nice read, Cres. Keep it up.
                          "Action is the real measure of intelligence. "
                          Napoleon Hill


                          wiibimbo>I'm gonna take u out next week for a beer and pizza at Leonardo's...no homo tho! I prefer big boobs
                          Dral>I can get implants

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                          • #14
                            great read! hopefully cres does Hot or Not too

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                            • #15
                              #1 bestseller from New York Times?
                              Riverside> engi next time you talk like an idiot
                              7:Riverside> need 2 jack off asap wut website i use?
                              7:Riverside> sigh y u talking about cumming :/

                              7:Jones> dude have you ever read anything about chia seeds
                              7:Jones> hemp seeds have like 4Og protein per 1OOg
                              7:Jones> 35g protein 47g fat
                              7:Jones> or putting hemp/chia seeds in a glass of water
                              (Cres)> its like they have no other food

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