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I'm debating making this a really lengthy HoN just so danyell has to find someone to read a lot of material on radio, but I don't think I'll be that mean.
Thunder vs. Hit
50 - 26
MVP: chuckle!
I don't think anyone really expected something else, as Thunder lit up Hit in a 50-26 rout. Thunder's lopsided win was made possible by chuckle going off like an M-80 as he put up 19 kills. You'd have to combine the scores of Hit's 3 highest scoring WBs this week to match one player's effort for Thunder, and that says it all right there. money put up a 2-10 for Hit and had some harsh words to say about it in another chat. Rednaz, whose name seems to come up a lot this season for hit, led their scoring with 9 kills. Thunder, now at 6-1, is a lock for the playoffs, and in the standings down below I'll go into a little more detail about that. hit is now 3-4 so their playoff chances are up in the air right now. And, what the heck, instead of an interview, here are some choice words from Future TWL Not of the Week Christian "money" Bale
6:money> this game sucks
6:money> dunno how any of u can still play it
6:money> RAGING CUZ IM SOVBER FUCK U
6:money> NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN A RAGE
6:money> THROW PIZZAS AT FAGGOTS DOORS
6:money> left mw2 where i was 43-5 to drop 2 on thunder in a game from 1987
6:money> spawn trapping newbs
6:Mythril> money raging making me miss pandora
6:Mythril> used to watch him rage on lasenza everyday
dice vs. Penetrate
50 - 33
MVP: Unabled!
2 games so far, and 2 blowouts, as dice killed Penetrate's momentum today with a 50-33 victory. Unabled and weak led the way in scoring for dice, combining for 25 kills, and when two people pull that off, it's pretty hard to not come away with a victory. Chief Utsav also had an impressive 1-0 sub at the end of the game. For Penetrate, in a bit of a shocker, cres (!) led the scoring with an even 10-10, while Sir Spider and Rasaq followed behind with 9 and 8 kills respectively. So the story of this game will likely be the lackluster performances from Raazi and Trasher, who put up 3 a piece, with Trasher's 3 kills coming after an 0-8 start. dice improves to 5-2 and is pretty much guaranteed to make the playoffs, while Penetrate, at 3-4, needs to make their next 2 weeks count.
Interview with dice (Honestly, I couldn't seem to figure out a way to get any one person to give me an interview so there ya go)
cripple> sir spider interview me on this ld win plz
Sir Spider> hu da fk r u
Cres> ^
cripple> 9-10 gg
Sir Spider> honestly i owe a2m another interview
Sir Spider> since i a2n him last week
a2m> haha i default to cripple
Sir Spider> ...
cripple> ez
a2m> he'll be more entertaining anyway :P
Sir Spider> okay
cripple> i default it to megaman89
Sir Spider> cripple how it feel to bench your way to a win over dx
cripple> he deserves this int
Weak> sir i am veri emoshinol
Sir Spider> ..
Weak> interviw me
cripple> give it to mega
Weak> its his first time goin +
cripple> me n him have same spokes attorney
Sir Spider> are we done interview hopping
Cres> about 2 interview myself am so happy
cripple> yis
Sir Spider> migimin even here?
a2m> mega give the guy a few soundbytes
Sir Spider> ye
Sir Spider> comment on game n on 4th of july n on life
Sir Spider> need to give danyell something good to read on radio tomorrow
vys> spider
Sir Spider> vyscera
Engineers> isn't that a wrestler
Sir Spider> old
Engineers> Viscera
Engineers> LOOOl
Cres> old
vys> megaman said its time to step up in ld after we've played every hard squad and he negged in everyone
vys> we have hit, tenure and someone else
chuckle> 6-5 is huge
vys> sure is
vys> was 0-4
Sir Spider> so megaman only goes + vs noobies, kinda like how reaver only shows vs noobies
Sir Spider> gotcha
Sweet vs. Tenure
50 - 32
MVP: 24!
3 games, 3 blowouts. I smell a trend here, as Sweet welcomes Tenure to TWLD with a 50-32 shellacking. Technically speaking, vt (Eric Clapton) led Sweet's scoring with him (14-10) and Jones (13-8) combining for 27 kills, but 24's 11-1 record made the bot's algorithms for determing the MVP of a game stand up and take notice. As they should. Tenure, in their first week, was led by royst's 9 kills, and I'd like to go ahead and say welcome to TWL, enjoy your stay, and please don't be Epidemic 2.0. Sweet, now 3-4 on the year, also needs to step up and play well in their last 2 weeks. Tenure, a combined 1-6 with Epidemic's awful record, will be looking just to show up and play out the rest of the season.
No interview for this game.
Fierce vs. DyNasty
50 - 30
MVP: Skepsis!
4 games. Did you guess I'd also say 4 blowouts? If so, DING DING DING, you're right! Fierce takes this one easily and moves to 7-0 on the season with a 50-30 ending of DyNasty. Skepsis, along with scoop, put up identical 11-5 scores for Fierce, but Skepsis's higher points and rating gave him the overall game MVP. Deez Nuts, at 10-9, was held in check... kinda, but it really made no difference at all. vida and cross put up 8 kills a piece for Dynasty, and that was the extent of their decent scores. Kentaro and cloth combined for an awful 2-10 score, and even Kentaro felt simply awful about it. Fierce, now at 7-0, needs a win over Thunder next week to lock up the overall #1 seed in the playoffs. DyNasty, now at 2-5 would need to win out to even have a chance at an outside shot at making the playoffs Seattle Seahawks style.
Interview with... you decide.
Sir Spider> deez nuts
DEEZ NUTS> wats good?
Sir Spider> u want dis interview?
DEEZ NUTS> no thx
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> m feel sad now
DEEZ NUTS> take skepsis'
Sir Spider>
DEEZ NUTS> :X
DEEZ NUTS> he will give u a blank
Sir Spider> that guy even here
DEEZ NUTS> dunno
Sir Spider> srsly about to interview kentaro
Cross> shud
Cross> cud allow me interview bout kentaro
Cross> so sir spidir
Cross> wut did u think bout kentaros performance tonite?
Cloth> dd?
Kentaro> i was not impressed!
Sir Spider> .
Sir Spider> ye kentaro
Sir Spider> da fk
Kentaro>
Cross> noopis piled 2 much expectations for kentaro before twl
Kentaro> lool
Sir Spider> this guy used to be the fkn boss on pandora
Sir Spider> we were like lebron and dwade
Cross> now he couldnt beat even struck in duel
Cross> it breaks my heart to see something like this happen
Kentaro> too inactive rhytms all off
Kentaro> what can i do lol
Sir Spider> now i become derrick rose and kentaro chris bosh
Kentaro> LOL
Kentaro> bosh was actually solid in semis and finals
Kentaro> he outplayed lebron and wade.
Sir Spider> ye
Kentaro> even though i hate him
Sir Spider> but am dis mvp
Sir Spider> rememba dis
Paladen vs. Asians
27 - 50
MVP: qpr!
5 games. 5 blowouts. To think, I actually expected this to be close. I even wrote Game of the Week next to it while writing this up, but, as it turns out, this week is one blowout after another as Asians make Paladen look like a bunch of sissies, 50-27. Frequent forum-goer qpr grabbed the MVP for Asians today with a 14-6 score, with Esau and Zagis also scoring in double digits. Like all the other losers today, Paladen struggled to do anything as Duclover's 9-10 and shock's 6-5 sub are the only good things to note for them. Also, big shoutout to Asians starter bietje for getting an ace in this game. Asians are 3-4 with the win, and are in the hunt for one of the final 3 playoff spots along with hit, Penetrate and Sweet. Paladen, at 2-5, are now in DyNasty's boat as they will try to let their inner Seahawks come out.
Interview with Esau
Esau> bietje aced
Esau> gg bietje
Bietje> ..
Bietje> esau slow
Esau> yah
Esau> i was busy crowing
Sir Spider> either of you want an interview?
Esau> sure
Sir Spider> sounds good
Esau> <3 asians
Sir Spider> a lot of trashing between these two even before the game started, how does it feel to basically decimate them
Sir Spider> two squads*
Esau> pretty good, in fact. bietje aced, qpr mvp'd, i went +
Esau> clausehouse can eat it
Sir Spider> pretty much chinatown in here right now
Esau> this time tsunami lose, asians win
Supreme Au> lol easu
Supreme Au> silly
Sir Spider> you think you guys got what it takes in the next 2 weeks to make playoffs? you got some tough opponents on the way
Esau> where's the camera?
Esau> thunder is going to be tough but we've already got our war room set up
Next belim is starting. Last round's winner was Lens (1:1)! Type ?go Baseelim to play -TW-Elim2
Esau> we think we can take hit, though. so we have a shot.
Sir Spider> any final thoughts / shoutouts / insults before i wrap this up?
Esau> <3 asians. jessup, you're dumb.
Esau> gg
qpr> insults not needed
Esau> ty
qpr> the game spoke for itself
Esau> ^
Bietje> just look at my score
qpr> ^
Bietje> says it all
Bietje> afk
Esau> obviously we're pretty happy
Esau> ty SS
Sir Spider> ^_^
Hot of the Week: chuckle (19-10)
Honorable Mentions: Unabled (14-9), 24 (11-1), Jones (13-8), qpr (14-6), Esau (13-7)
In a week with no close games, it makes picking the Hot of the Week pretty easy, actually. chuckle's 19-10 was far and away the best individual performance of the week, and it pretty much says everything that needs to be said about TWLD Week 7 in a nutshell.
Not of the Week: Tomas Hakke/claushouse (combined 0-10)
Dishonorable Mentions: money (2-10), skatarius/Lorko (combined 2-10), Kentaro/cloth (combined 2-10)
The Not of the Week could very well have gone to any of these people or combinations if any of these games were close. Seeing how they aren't, it's another easy pick, as it's simply the worst of the worst here. A combined 0-10 also says alot about this week's TWLD matches, so I won't get into nitpicking here too much except to say... why did you not add Alextron?
Standings (as of Week 7)
1) Fierce (7-0)*
2) Thunder (6-1)*
3) dice (5-2)*
4) hit (3-4)
5) Penetrate (3-4)
6) Sweet (3-4)
7) Asians (3-4)
8) DyNasty (2-5)
9) Paladen (2-5)
10) Tenure/Epidemic (0-1/1-5)
*Clinched a playoff spot
The playoff situation is a bit wacky right now, actually, especially amongst the teams with a 3-4 record. 3 of them will likely make the playoffs with one being left out in the cold unless something completely ridiculous happens, but I don't really foresee that.
Week 8 features
hit vs. dicE
Thunder vs. ASIANS
Sweet vs. DyNasty
Paladen vs. Fierce
Penetrate vs. Tenure
Good luck to all teams!
Thunder vs. Hit
50 - 26
MVP: chuckle!
I don't think anyone really expected something else, as Thunder lit up Hit in a 50-26 rout. Thunder's lopsided win was made possible by chuckle going off like an M-80 as he put up 19 kills. You'd have to combine the scores of Hit's 3 highest scoring WBs this week to match one player's effort for Thunder, and that says it all right there. money put up a 2-10 for Hit and had some harsh words to say about it in another chat. Rednaz, whose name seems to come up a lot this season for hit, led their scoring with 9 kills. Thunder, now at 6-1, is a lock for the playoffs, and in the standings down below I'll go into a little more detail about that. hit is now 3-4 so their playoff chances are up in the air right now. And, what the heck, instead of an interview, here are some choice words from Future TWL Not of the Week Christian "money" Bale
6:money> this game sucks
6:money> dunno how any of u can still play it
6:money> RAGING CUZ IM SOVBER FUCK U
6:money> NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN A RAGE
6:money> THROW PIZZAS AT FAGGOTS DOORS
6:money> left mw2 where i was 43-5 to drop 2 on thunder in a game from 1987
6:money> spawn trapping newbs
6:Mythril> money raging making me miss pandora
6:Mythril> used to watch him rage on lasenza everyday
dice vs. Penetrate
50 - 33
MVP: Unabled!
2 games so far, and 2 blowouts, as dice killed Penetrate's momentum today with a 50-33 victory. Unabled and weak led the way in scoring for dice, combining for 25 kills, and when two people pull that off, it's pretty hard to not come away with a victory. Chief Utsav also had an impressive 1-0 sub at the end of the game. For Penetrate, in a bit of a shocker, cres (!) led the scoring with an even 10-10, while Sir Spider and Rasaq followed behind with 9 and 8 kills respectively. So the story of this game will likely be the lackluster performances from Raazi and Trasher, who put up 3 a piece, with Trasher's 3 kills coming after an 0-8 start. dice improves to 5-2 and is pretty much guaranteed to make the playoffs, while Penetrate, at 3-4, needs to make their next 2 weeks count.
Interview with dice (Honestly, I couldn't seem to figure out a way to get any one person to give me an interview so there ya go)
cripple> sir spider interview me on this ld win plz
Sir Spider> hu da fk r u
Cres> ^
cripple> 9-10 gg
Sir Spider> honestly i owe a2m another interview
Sir Spider> since i a2n him last week
a2m> haha i default to cripple
Sir Spider> ...
cripple> ez
a2m> he'll be more entertaining anyway :P
Sir Spider> okay
cripple> i default it to megaman89
Sir Spider> cripple how it feel to bench your way to a win over dx
cripple> he deserves this int
Weak> sir i am veri emoshinol
Sir Spider> ..
Weak> interviw me
cripple> give it to mega
Weak> its his first time goin +
cripple> me n him have same spokes attorney
Sir Spider> are we done interview hopping
Cres> about 2 interview myself am so happy
cripple> yis
Sir Spider> migimin even here?
a2m> mega give the guy a few soundbytes
Sir Spider> ye
Sir Spider> comment on game n on 4th of july n on life
Sir Spider> need to give danyell something good to read on radio tomorrow
vys> spider
Sir Spider> vyscera
Engineers> isn't that a wrestler
Sir Spider> old
Engineers> Viscera
Engineers> LOOOl
Cres> old
vys> megaman said its time to step up in ld after we've played every hard squad and he negged in everyone
vys> we have hit, tenure and someone else
chuckle> 6-5 is huge
vys> sure is
vys> was 0-4
Sir Spider> so megaman only goes + vs noobies, kinda like how reaver only shows vs noobies
Sir Spider> gotcha
Sweet vs. Tenure
50 - 32
MVP: 24!
3 games, 3 blowouts. I smell a trend here, as Sweet welcomes Tenure to TWLD with a 50-32 shellacking. Technically speaking, vt (Eric Clapton) led Sweet's scoring with him (14-10) and Jones (13-8) combining for 27 kills, but 24's 11-1 record made the bot's algorithms for determing the MVP of a game stand up and take notice. As they should. Tenure, in their first week, was led by royst's 9 kills, and I'd like to go ahead and say welcome to TWL, enjoy your stay, and please don't be Epidemic 2.0. Sweet, now 3-4 on the year, also needs to step up and play well in their last 2 weeks. Tenure, a combined 1-6 with Epidemic's awful record, will be looking just to show up and play out the rest of the season.
No interview for this game.
Fierce vs. DyNasty
50 - 30
MVP: Skepsis!
4 games. Did you guess I'd also say 4 blowouts? If so, DING DING DING, you're right! Fierce takes this one easily and moves to 7-0 on the season with a 50-30 ending of DyNasty. Skepsis, along with scoop, put up identical 11-5 scores for Fierce, but Skepsis's higher points and rating gave him the overall game MVP. Deez Nuts, at 10-9, was held in check... kinda, but it really made no difference at all. vida and cross put up 8 kills a piece for Dynasty, and that was the extent of their decent scores. Kentaro and cloth combined for an awful 2-10 score, and even Kentaro felt simply awful about it. Fierce, now at 7-0, needs a win over Thunder next week to lock up the overall #1 seed in the playoffs. DyNasty, now at 2-5 would need to win out to even have a chance at an outside shot at making the playoffs Seattle Seahawks style.
Interview with... you decide.
Sir Spider> deez nuts
DEEZ NUTS> wats good?
Sir Spider> u want dis interview?
DEEZ NUTS> no thx
Sir Spider> o
Sir Spider> m feel sad now
DEEZ NUTS> take skepsis'
Sir Spider>
DEEZ NUTS> :X
DEEZ NUTS> he will give u a blank
Sir Spider> that guy even here
DEEZ NUTS> dunno
Sir Spider> srsly about to interview kentaro
Cross> shud
Cross> cud allow me interview bout kentaro
Cross> so sir spidir
Cross> wut did u think bout kentaros performance tonite?
Cloth> dd?
Kentaro> i was not impressed!
Sir Spider> .
Sir Spider> ye kentaro
Sir Spider> da fk
Kentaro>
Cross> noopis piled 2 much expectations for kentaro before twl
Kentaro> lool
Sir Spider> this guy used to be the fkn boss on pandora
Sir Spider> we were like lebron and dwade
Cross> now he couldnt beat even struck in duel
Cross> it breaks my heart to see something like this happen
Kentaro> too inactive rhytms all off
Kentaro> what can i do lol
Sir Spider> now i become derrick rose and kentaro chris bosh
Kentaro> LOL
Kentaro> bosh was actually solid in semis and finals
Kentaro> he outplayed lebron and wade.
Sir Spider> ye
Kentaro> even though i hate him
Sir Spider> but am dis mvp
Sir Spider> rememba dis
Paladen vs. Asians
27 - 50
MVP: qpr!
5 games. 5 blowouts. To think, I actually expected this to be close. I even wrote Game of the Week next to it while writing this up, but, as it turns out, this week is one blowout after another as Asians make Paladen look like a bunch of sissies, 50-27. Frequent forum-goer qpr grabbed the MVP for Asians today with a 14-6 score, with Esau and Zagis also scoring in double digits. Like all the other losers today, Paladen struggled to do anything as Duclover's 9-10 and shock's 6-5 sub are the only good things to note for them. Also, big shoutout to Asians starter bietje for getting an ace in this game. Asians are 3-4 with the win, and are in the hunt for one of the final 3 playoff spots along with hit, Penetrate and Sweet. Paladen, at 2-5, are now in DyNasty's boat as they will try to let their inner Seahawks come out.
Interview with Esau
Esau> bietje aced
Esau> gg bietje
Bietje> ..
Bietje> esau slow
Esau> yah
Esau> i was busy crowing
Sir Spider> either of you want an interview?
Esau> sure
Sir Spider> sounds good
Esau> <3 asians
Sir Spider> a lot of trashing between these two even before the game started, how does it feel to basically decimate them
Sir Spider> two squads*
Esau> pretty good, in fact. bietje aced, qpr mvp'd, i went +
Esau> clausehouse can eat it
Sir Spider> pretty much chinatown in here right now
Esau> this time tsunami lose, asians win
Supreme Au> lol easu
Supreme Au> silly
Sir Spider> you think you guys got what it takes in the next 2 weeks to make playoffs? you got some tough opponents on the way
Esau> where's the camera?
Esau> thunder is going to be tough but we've already got our war room set up
Next belim is starting. Last round's winner was Lens (1:1)! Type ?go Baseelim to play -TW-Elim2
Esau> we think we can take hit, though. so we have a shot.
Sir Spider> any final thoughts / shoutouts / insults before i wrap this up?
Esau> <3 asians. jessup, you're dumb.
Esau> gg
qpr> insults not needed
Esau> ty
qpr> the game spoke for itself
Esau> ^
Bietje> just look at my score
qpr> ^
Bietje> says it all
Bietje> afk
Esau> obviously we're pretty happy
Esau> ty SS
Sir Spider> ^_^
Hot of the Week: chuckle (19-10)
Honorable Mentions: Unabled (14-9), 24 (11-1), Jones (13-8), qpr (14-6), Esau (13-7)
In a week with no close games, it makes picking the Hot of the Week pretty easy, actually. chuckle's 19-10 was far and away the best individual performance of the week, and it pretty much says everything that needs to be said about TWLD Week 7 in a nutshell.
Not of the Week: Tomas Hakke/claushouse (combined 0-10)
Dishonorable Mentions: money (2-10), skatarius/Lorko (combined 2-10), Kentaro/cloth (combined 2-10)
The Not of the Week could very well have gone to any of these people or combinations if any of these games were close. Seeing how they aren't, it's another easy pick, as it's simply the worst of the worst here. A combined 0-10 also says alot about this week's TWLD matches, so I won't get into nitpicking here too much except to say... why did you not add Alextron?
Standings (as of Week 7)
1) Fierce (7-0)*
2) Thunder (6-1)*
3) dice (5-2)*
4) hit (3-4)
5) Penetrate (3-4)
6) Sweet (3-4)
7) Asians (3-4)
8) DyNasty (2-5)
9) Paladen (2-5)
10) Tenure/Epidemic (0-1/1-5)
*Clinched a playoff spot
The playoff situation is a bit wacky right now, actually, especially amongst the teams with a 3-4 record. 3 of them will likely make the playoffs with one being left out in the cold unless something completely ridiculous happens, but I don't really foresee that.
Week 8 features
hit vs. dicE
Thunder vs. ASIANS
Sweet vs. DyNasty
Paladen vs. Fierce
Penetrate vs. Tenure
Good luck to all teams!
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