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    Hot or Not - Week 10


    Revenge vs. Cobra
    15:00-8:27

    Bobby Brevenge continued to treat opponents like Whitney Houston's face, punishing teks with their merciless holds ("Say no to Cram!"), as Glavitik (105-48) once again led the way, with strong performances from SquallFF8 (82-49), MM God (91-34), hellkite (90-44), and solid undering from skatarius (74-54), who had the unenvious task of handling top-tier spider Renzi (67-64) under.

    Vehicle (2.9 RPD) and menelvagor (2 teks) sharked for the undefeated Revengers, behind solid terring from Pressure (29-4, 2 teks).

    One of my favorite duos, Dwopple (2.8 RPD) and Creature (2.8 RPD) took on the vaunted enemy sharks, heading up turban (78-68), flared (70-53), infrared (70-56) and Murder (66-53), as their top overspid this season necromotic suffered two immediate lagouts and was subbed, much to their detriment, while Chief (23-11, 1 tek) handled terring duties.

    Said Murder after the game (with a bruised lip and closed eye): "I tripped... and fell down the stairs... it was my own fault. Please don't tell them I said anything!"

    HOT: skatarius. Revenge's overspids get all the glory, but skat's been a rock for them all year, he gets the nod for strong play under against one of the best in the league
    NOT: hard to blame anyone for getting rolled over by merciless Revenge, who are firing on all cylinders


    Sweet vs. Sage
    15:00-12:30

    Sweet closed out the season with a strong win, with great performances from Riverside (29 kills, 1 tek, 2.9 RPD) and hulk (3.0 RPD), led by zeebu (118-47), Ra (107-59), Eelam (106-69, 3 teks), Jones (97-57) and Engineers (95-59), with Burnt (31-11, 2 teks) in tow.

    Superstar (2.7 RPD, 1 tek) and Zyclon (2.8 RPD) sharked for Sage, ahead of Kawrae (98-64), Havu (95-82), NL>Trigger (86-67), Ogron (77-80) and euforia (78-88, 4 teks), with Zizu (52-9, 4 teks) terring.

    This game came down to Sweet's great cramming and Sage's abysmal cram-break, as Zizu outplayed Burnt and had 2 less deaths, but Sweet started off with a 6-0 lead off a 5 minute cram, which Sage was never quite able to close. Hulk/Riverside had some great timing, Engineers posted up a nice anti-camp and all 5 spids balanced nicely to crush Sage's weak cram-break (and paper-thin cram with no balance.)

    You would have thought lifelong virgin and 2-time Olympic Javelinist (the Freudian cigar of Olympic sports) Children was on Sweet wearing a chastity belt given the difficulty Sage had getting into that cram.

    The FR battles were fairly close, although I liked Sweets overspids play better, and thought they were more aggressive, although Sage countered nicely on overpushes, netting 11 teks.

    But ultimately Sweet managed to amass around 11-12 minutes of cram time, mercilessly firing down. Kudos to them for a great overall performance at every position.

    HOT: Hulk/Riverside, combining for 43 kills averaging 3.0 RPD, doing a fantastic job holding cram for almost 12 minutes with Swiss-like clockwork, solid cram breaks, and nary missing a rep while mining the hell out of Sage's side
    NOT: Sage's awful cram-break, and slightly less awful cram, no balance, too much hiding the corners instead of shooting down, I think i got only 3-4 kills in cram entire game, was embarrassing


    HOT Player of the Week: Engineers. Sweet's sharks were great, but I really liked Engineers strong play under, dominance in the mid-base outdueling players one-vs-one, good anti-camp in cram, and solid camp-breaks with strong positional play and energy management -- made Sage spiders look bad in the mid



    Next Week:

    One of the biggest and most important of the games arrives next Sunday, as basing scions Penetrate and Pandora throw down to decide who finishes #2 and #3 in the league, with the winner getting a by (Although, to be fair, Pandora already has bi in Kate Upton.)

    It won't make much difference though, as the loser will annihilate Sage in the quarters, while it looks like Cobra and Sweet have locked up the #4 and #5 spots, and will play for the honor of losing to Revenge in the semis as they stomp into the finals undefeated.

    What isn't a certainty, however, is how Pandora and Penetrate will fair against each other both next week, and when they eventually face each other in the Semi-Finals during the Playoffs several weeks from now. So this will be an interesting preview.

    Interesting matchups include Cintra vs. Cape in terr, a repeat of last year's final, Solacer/Trasher/Royst vs. ??? (Shayde/Leitz/diakka/sarger/Ease/???) on the over is a huge question mark, for Pandora in particular, since they've had a revolving door policy.

    For my money, though, the most interesting match-up will be Acidbomber/zhou (or Blahhy.) vs. Spezza/Kate Upton -- the two strongest under combos in TWL at the moment. They've both crushed the competition under, and should be fun to watch; my money is on Spezza, but we'll see.
    top 100 basers list

  • #2
    agreed
    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

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    • #3
      Found this goody that claus was spreading pre-TWL this week



      Not bad for a bunch of WBs, javs and rusty campers eh claushouse? How do you ever go negative in spider period much less to one of the weaker teams left in LB? Also sphinx and I were not axed, left on our own and you still got shit on.
      1:wbm> i squint when im angry

      Originally posted by mtine
      Yo LF, u'll never get me. Trust me, SUCK MY CUNT U MADAFAKING IDIOT!!! Cum at me bro. God, ur even worse than some fags irl's history. commit suicide since u aren't even worth 5 penises. CAN'T TOUCH DIS!!! Jeez man. ALL UR MOFOS THAT U RULE IN THIS GAME SHUD RLY SEE HOW UGLY U R IRL AND HOW DUMB AS WELL. Oh, 1 last thing: CAN'T TOUCH THIS ASS.

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      • #4
        Could care less about the above post, or what that person hopes to achieve by posting it...

        ZZzzzzz

        Awesome write up yet again claus, appreciate the dedication brotha !

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        • #5
          if by "spreading" you mean posting a light and humorous image privately to Sage facebook, trying to rally the troops and get people to show and poking fun at both sides.

          getting my imgur stalked by dicers, getting ?messaged by dicers, and followed around to arenas and spammed in caps by dicers -- great to have such a dedicated fan club :mickey:
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          • #6
            i'm hardly a wb anyway, top 5 jav reporting 4 duty

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            • #7
              i taught riverside everything he knows #sensei #yoloswag420noscope #gunlives

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Claushouse View Post
                if by "spreading" you mean posting a light and humorous image privately to Sage facebook, trying to rally the troops and get people to show and poking fun at both sides.

                getting my imgur stalked by dicers, getting ?messaged by dicers, and followed around to arenas and spammed in caps by dicers -- great to have such a dedicated fan club :mickey:
                The funny part is that you spent the time to make that...

                and then lost.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Claushouse View Post
                  Sage facebook
                  are you fucking joking

                  between this, fierce's ventrilo orgies and revenge's family room lan parties my mind is fucking blown at how goddamn nerdy this game has become
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                  Originally posted by the_paul
                  Gargle battery acid fuckface
                  Originally posted by Material Girl
                  I tried downloading a soundcard

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                  • #10
                    PH calling someone a nerd? Now i've heard everything.

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                    • #11
                      GEE WILLICkERS!!!!!!!


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #12
                        Holy Cape Cod Chips Batman!
                        sigpic
                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • #13
                          Lol that's cute. Might wanna focus on the players that are actually still on sweet's roster next time claus maybe you won't neg next time.
                          1:panama> should i bake now
                          1:Chief Utsav> bake what

                          cripple> 6'5" 250lbs bench 400lbs
                          cripple> fight me
                          cripple> irl

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by panama
                            Lol that's cute. Might wanna focus on the players that are actually still on sweet's roster next time claus maybe you won't neg next time.
                            LOL

                            your reaction to losing 2 players is to quit and go running back to dice's bench like a little bitch. mine is to try to rally inactive ppl on fb and try to make our last few games competitive and risk playing with rusty inactive players and make playoffs. i think that says it all right there.

                            i dont F2 like i know your little punk-ass does to make sure my rec looks good, i push down into mid and sui to buy sharks time to set up cram, cover under 1/3rd game cuz euforia's a dumbshit jav who keeps going over so under doesnt collapse -- you're just a pussy with no conviction who won't play with anything but the top line and massages his rec to make sure he can play the next game, i'd rather neg if it means giving us a better chance to win.
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                            • #15
                              Tell us how you really feel.
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                              1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
                              1:waven> is if im going to prison
                              1:waven> no one gonna try to rape me

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