Hot or Not -- Playoffs Round 1

[forwards]

Mango didn't suck like a secretarial dustbuster, Mango sucked like a horde of desperate, half-starved southeast asian child slaves literally salivating at the sight of richard nixon's knob.

Do you kiss your mother/sister with that mouth?

[Efhat]

Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.

[Jones]

this is incorrect for many reasons. first and foremost, nixon resigned in '74, the dustbuster wasn't released commercially until '79. secondly, nixon did not have a secretary, but a dungeon of southeast asian childslaves who would lick tricky dick clean every single night, failure to adequately clean the president resulted in disembowelment.

idiot.

THIS IS RONALD REAGAN WITH HIS DOG AND IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY PARENTS DOG



i doubt this one could kill a godzilla tho. there's a reason why that little lizard doesn't come close to finland

proof of said masterpiece:



indominus rex who?

[ogron]

Thanks Claus for your amazing write ups. TWL wouldn't be the same without your HONs. You're truly a valuable asset to this community.

ty sir!

[Zeebu]

since it is a well known fact that you have a 'touch' of the yellow fever jerome...

on a scale of 1 to all of them how many times have you had run ins with the former child slaves, and their children, of president nixon?

[Depre]

Awesome read claus.

Love all the puns haha