Predictions

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[Nickname]

Re: Predictions

So, lets see how I did.

Originally posted by Nickname
The predictions on site are gay, since you can't comment on any others. THE LAST WEEK OF TWL PREDICTIONS!

TRENCH WARS LEAGUE - WEEK 10


TRENCH WARS LEAGUE DUELING
The fast grey ship

Western Conference

Sk8 vs. No Surrender
Sk8 3 5 347 352 -5
No Surrender 0 8 243 400 -157
Game:Although Sk8 and No Surrender are close in standings (Sk8 is 6th, NS 7th) don't let that fool you. Sk8 had a poorer than average run this year and are a measly 3-5 with a negative 5 +/-. No Surrender really aren't in there league, with the exception of elemetal. One man cannot win this for NS.
WINNER:Sk8 50-29
Was I right?:Yes, 50-23 Sk8

Shriek vs. Melee
Shriek 4 4 372 349 23
Melee 6 2 379 304 75
Game: These numbers are also incorrect. Shriek (5th) and Melee (1st) are a lot closer in skill level than the stats indicate. Shriek, although the underdogs here, are my favourtie skill and depth wise. However, Melee just has to many of it's top duelers VERY active and Shriek doesn't. Rand/Anon/POiD and others can do this for Melee. A close match though, to be sure.
WINNER:Melee by the narrowest of margins. 50-45
Was I right?:Yes, Shirek dissolved so I got the score wrong, but I was right.

Light vs. -Solstice-
Light 5 3 346 331 15
-Solstice- 0 8 35 400 -365
Game:Both teams have a ranking worse than they actually are. DASHsolsticeDASH are 8th, but only because they just got in TWL. Ruby and friends are 4th but are stronger than some of the teams above them. DASH solsticeDASH shouldn't be underestimated, but Light is just to strong.
WINNER:No upset here. Light takes it with a solid 50-32
Was I right?:No, Silly Light couldn't beat DASHsolsticeDASH

Disoblige vs. Egyptian
Egyptian 6 2 386 315 71
Disoblige 5 3 360 311 49
Game:I know they look close in the standings, but they're really not. Diso has better plays and more depth (Depth is a disoblige thing) Egyptian has a few great duelers and a few other solid ones, but not enough should attendance or lag come into play this week as it did last week. Look for Egyptian to drop down a spot in a game that doesn't really matter. The winner here will probably get to the second round of playoffs, seeing as they will draw each other.
WINNER:Upset goes to Disoblige 50-39
Was I right?:I called the upset, I was right again

Eastern Conference

Elusive vs. Cripples
Elusive 7 1 381 298 83
Cripples 1 7 309 397 -88
Game:Elusive has to much depth considering Cripples would have a hard time showing 5 solid duelers. Just because you have good people doesn't mean they'll show. Look for Cripples to drop another one in what could be a decent match, but will more likely be a laugher.
WINNER:Elusive will elude the shots, and shot back, and stuff. 50-38
Was I right?:No, They choked on the space sausage.

Rampage vs. DragonGuard
Rampage 8 0 400 253 147
DragonGuard 4 4 349 349 0
GameragonGuard are solid, theres no other word for it. having a +/- of 0 proves that going 10-10 is what they do. However this is Rampage, yes they talk shit, but you know what, they mroe than back it up. They Crushed Elusive and Pallies recently. They'll Crush DG too.
WINNER:Rampage in what could be a laugher, but I hope not. 50-37
Was I right?:I was off by one kill, i said 37, DG got 38. Yes.

Pallies vs. Focus
Pallies 6 2 370 302 68
Focus 1 7 264 399 -135
Game:Let the laughers continue! Actually, this will be closer than you think. Pallies are to dominate compared to a somewhat weak Focus. Focus will put up a fight, but it will be like the slutty girl saying no to sex. "Noo, I don't want to, it has to be special...wait, lets just do it."
WINNER:Pallies open up Focus' legs and drop the bomb. Focus is pregnat 50-38
Was I right?:Focus couldn't show people, but I was right.

Value vs. British Squad
Value 6 2 380 340 40
British Squad 1 7 279 389 -110
Game:I was going to say BS can win, I really was, I swear it. But I decided to be correct rather than optomistic. Only way BS will win is if the lag from last week mixes with Values lag and creates a portal or wormhole, which sucks all the value players to spec. Sorry.
WINNER: I valued valued more than a squad of Brits. I value them at about $50-$40
Was I right?:Yep, only 4 kills off

UP NEXT - TRENCH WARS LEAGUE JAVELIN

I got 6 correct and 2 wrong for a solid 75%

[Nickname]

Moving Right Along

Originally posted by Nickname
TRENCH WARS LEAGUE JAVELIN
The yellow ship with the bouncing bombs

Western Conference

Elusive vs. Pallies
Elusive 7 1 384 246 138
Pallies 5 3 351 312 39
Game: Hoo hoo hoo, here comes a big time match. As strong as Elusive is, Pallies could take this. Jizzy eyeshot, HellzYes! and Saphire Jam are not to be underestimated. Sleepy Rodent and Frank Kiefer also pack a punch. This is a big match for pallies, I don't think it decides if they get into playoffs or not, but it does decide playoff births.
Winner:Elusive dodges bombs and stuff. 50-42
Was I right?:Yep, only off by 5 kills. Man I rock

Light vs. Value
Light 6 2 385 291 94
Value 4 4 325 308 17
Game:It shows how strong the west is when a 6th placed team is still Positive in the +/-. Light however isn't going to joke around with Sk8 breathing down there necks, especially if Pallies can beat Elusive and they can get the 1st seed. HI VALUE - STOP PLAYING KANE IN TWLJ
Winner:Lag vs Trash. Winner is obviously going to be the 5 people watching in spec. Light 50-31
Was I right?:Indeed I was.

Cripples vs. No Surrender
Cripples 2 6 289 360 -71
No Surrender 0 8 195 400 -205
Game:The only thing remotly on the line is whether Cripples can keep No Surrenders +/- under 200. They Can.
Winner:Louis XV will go 50-2 when he realises he can crush a squads hopes and dreams. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? Legless wonders 50-29
Was I right?:Yep, off by one kill

Sk8 vs. whiterabbits
Sk8 6 2 354 292 62
whiterabbits 4 4 329 309 20
Game:A game that can mean everything, and nothing. Sk8 want to pickup the second seed spot. whiterabbits don't want anything. Sk8 is hungry for this. Whiterabbits are hungry for sex.
Winner:Sex, Sex is always the winner. Sk"ate" will, you guessed it, skate over the rabbits. 50-39 (Koan4Life)
Was I right?:4/4, I'm rocking the javelin

Eastern Conference

Shriek vs. Melee
Shriek 8 0 400 245 155
Melee 3 5 320 327 -7
Game: This conference is like the nut that hangs lower, it's less protected and generally annoying. Melee, the 4th place team is NEGATIVE in the +/- and has a negative record, even if they win this game. Shriek won't not go undefeated this season. They want the TWLJ Title.
Winner:Randedl and Shriek, as Rand is really Annul. 50-32
Was I right?:I'm amazing. I said Melee would lose and they did, even if they lost to Mambo. Man i'm good.

Rampage vs. Ancients
Rampage 6 2 362 291 71
Ancients 3 5 309 374 -65
Game:A huge, monsterous game for ancients. If they win, they're in the playoffs, if they don't they're out. Simple as that. All you have to do is beat the warbirds pretending to be javs for rampage. Sorry, not happening
Winner:Gotta get the 3-6 melee into playoffs. Rampage 50-29
Was I right?:In a laugher, I was right again!

Disoblige vs. Burning Rose
Disoblige 6 2 377 281 96
Burning Rose 2 6 280 375 -95
Game:THE LEAST IMPORTANT MATCH OF THE WEEK! WOO! No matter WHAT happens in this match, diso is 2nd or 3rd seed. They'll be playing Rampage. Burning Rose however will be playing with themselves.
Winner:Me for writing this. Disoblige with the swedeish guy 50-34
Was I right?:7/7, WOW, can i get them all?

Faded vs. Anti-Scrub
Anti-Scrub 0 8 207 400 -193
Faded 0 8 31 400 -369
Game:WOW, a total record of NEGATIVE 562 between these two teams. AIM FOR THE SKY FELLAS! Anti-Scrub is gonna win this, they need to win a game this season. They try so hard, well, as hard as a team that doesn't practice can. COME ON A-S, DON'T SUCK!
Winner:NOBODY, EVERYBODY LOSES! Anti-Scrub 50-49, please, for me.
Was I right?:I CALLED IT! I CALLED IT!!!

TWLB!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - I know the Javelin. 8/8 for a 100%

[Nickname]

Rolling right along

Originally posted by Nickname

Disoblige vs. Cripples
Disoblige 8 0 1104440 610094 494346
Cripples 2 6 552408 1003102 -450694
Gameisoblige are the shit, they don't need to prove it anymore. If Crippels turn 8 Diso will get a lot of points, If they don't diso will get less
WINNERiso toops 200k, if Cripples show 8. But Diso wins no matter what
Was I right?:"If cripples show 8", They didn't but I won anyways.

Elusive vs. Anti-Scrub
Elusive 4 4 943189 679218 263971
Anti-Scrub 2 5 613128 818348 -205220
Game:Sadly, A-S isn't what they once were, mind you, Elusive isn't either. This depends on 2dragons. If he shows up as 2dragons Elusive wins. If he shows up as 2lagons Elusive loses. (i'm talkign when he sucks when he lags, not when he can't die)
WINNER:Elusive, lets call it 150-50k
Was I right?:A-s put up ONE HELL OF A FIGHT, i had them down 100k and they only lost by 4k, but they did loss, so Yes, i was right.

War Angels vs. British Squad
War Angels 0 8 0 700000 -800000
British Squad 0 8 233485 1312492 -1079007
Game:Okay, you know you suck when a team ahead of you doesn't have one damned offensive points. a MIGHTY -1879007 between these two teams. This will be like 2 stereotypical gay men fighting. A real "slap" fight.
Winner:Anyone who shows up to watch, literally, gains my respect. War Angels win it because British Squad is a joke, whereas WA just got here. I'm not posting a score - nobody cares
Was I right?:WA won it because British Squad is a joke, and didn't show up.

Rampage vs. Melee
Rampage 5 2 877194 482554 394640
Melee 3 4 664833 754473 -89640
Game:What is it with Melee being Negativly ranked yet still making the playoffs? Melee4Base was a familiar cry of battle, well, Melee got base, this is Rampage. A blind man can see there lineup. Nethervoid in terr, Ripper and Horror in sharks and 5 random spiders. Guess what, The rand WB tactic won't help here. You need a jav, and a mighty fine jav to win this. Good Luck.
WINNER:Rampage continue to run Rampage over squads. GET IT? I USED THE SQUADNAME IN THE SENTENCE. HAHAHA! Oh wait. Rampage will run rampage out of this Melee! HAHAH!
Was I right?:No doubt, 4/4

Conferences SUCK - Eastern Style

whiterabbits vs. Mambo
whiterabbits 5 3 950113 779119 170994
Mambo 4 4 1058625 601049 457576
Game:Battle for a playoff spot! if mambo wins they'll crush them on +/-, if wr wins they secure the playoffs. Well, rabbits it's all up to arro. Yeah, he got married and got his fingers in the holy water, but he still flies the spaceships good. the wr vets better show, cause here comes a Mambo.
WINNER:In an Upset, Mambo beats Whiterabbits and knocks them clear out of a playoff spot. a REAL wr vs Mambo match would be amazing, but I doubt wr really trying, they just don't care. If WR shows vets WR120k-MA100k --- if they don't Mambo 140k - WR 85k
Was I right?:I called this too, wr didn't try and DID lose.

Pallies vs. Light
Pallies 7 1 1103351 609269 494082
Light 7 1 1058207 645766 412441
Game:You want to talk EPIC rematch? This will be the BEST game of the season - NO DOUBT. this sets the ground for a Light or Pallies versus Disoblige TWLB FINAL! Look for whoever wins this to go to the final. Pallies are better - they have more depth and they can play different styles. Light will go 5 spiders. Look for Pallies to go 4 spiders and go with the best javelin in the game today - Pearlus Jam. The pressure is On PJ. Pallies have a better terrier by far, Myth can almost make up for a missing spider, Light has laggier (which makes them better) sharks. Look for a rather even split in spiders (except Sleepy, he's the best Spider in twlb right now)
Winner:Pearl Jam can tell you better than I can. Pallies 112347k-112346k for Light. DO NOT MISS THIS GAME. HYPE BUILDING HAS COMMENCED!
Was I right?:I hyped up a win of "Pearl Jam" proportions, and a win you got

Spastic vs. No Surrender
Spastic 6 2 1143910 607948 535962
No Surrender 1 7 388468 1277229 -888761
Game:The only good parts of NS are gone. Spastic for a major 200k+ win.
Winner:I ALREADY SAID IT!
Was I right?:Spastic choke don the 200k win, but they won so so did I.

Shriek vs. Burning Rose
Shriek 2 6 567587 1093064 -525477
Burning Rose 2 6 555370 733241 -177871
Game:Shriek can win, they have more than enough talent, but this seasons twlb is over for them, they're far more concerned (and rightfully so) with twld/twlj. Burning Rose will take it.
Winner:The Flower thats on Fire.
Was I right?:Shriek dropped cause the rock, DASHsolsticeDASH took there spot and lost it. wow, i predict stuff good.

THERE YA GO FOLKS. [/B]

So to all you boys n gools who said I don't know squat. I went another 8/8 100% in twlb. In total I went 22/24. Jee, Good thing I don't know what I'm talking about.


Nickname2Win

[Luckily Yours]

do some for playoffs , theyd be far more interesting

[Nickname]

I'll do round one if I can find time, if not, round 2 for sure!