1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sad
1:Cape> is infrared the thing that microwave does?
Cape> i thought it was like u inferred
1:Cape> yo when u look up at the night sky and see billions of night stars
1:Cape> im like fuk it let this shit end
Tsunami> LOl
beam> stfu tsunami
Tsunami> yo this girl is dead up snoring
beam> ur blacker than tarcoal
Tsunami> should end her life while she sleeps
9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
9:Basti> sure
9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
9:Basti> i'll score
9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
9:Basti> and take the flag
9:Inaphyt> ROFL
9:Basti> and finally lay a mine there
2:Crunchy Nut> some say he never blinks
2:Audit> some say he hasn't had a bowel movement in 10 years
2:Crunchy Nut> all we know is
2:Crunchy Nut> he's called FLION
1:FarScape> i was about to go out for a date
1:FarScape> and she got pms
1:Melanoma> private messages?
1:FarScape> no
1:FarScape> psm?
1:FarScape> how does it called
1:ajks> PMSsing
1:FarScape> what women have ever month
1:Melanoma> bloody vagina?
1:FarScape> yea
1:FarScape> lol
1:FarScape> didnt want to say that
1: Davie> its so disappointing
1: Davie> when you get a message on a dating site
1: Davie> and find out the person who sent it is either fat, ugly, or both
1: Davie> ten ton tess who describes herself as average build
1: Davie> you wanna message back saying "what fucking mirror did you look in"
1:Undercut> ROFL
I found a nickel and I bought a fishing pole, Then I sold some fish, got a raft, fished more, sold massive fish, sold raft, bought a ship, hired a first mate (awesome), picked up a crew, won TWL.....
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