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TWDT-D:
HOT: Who's hot? I'm hot! Damn right. Showing an utterly depleted line Kobra Kai faced a strong opponent in team WOOT (an early favorite to go far in TWDT-D), but one man rose above. He stood up and said not this day WOOTers, today us Kobra's shall reign supreme. That man was humid. (/end self blowjob). No but seriously? 21-9? Jesus I didn't know I had that in me. 5* wbs for the win. Honorable mentions will be handed out to siaxis who had a strong showing of 15-9 and Raspi who showed a fairly dominant VETERAN performance (only guy with more experience than kid kaos.....ALLEGEDLY).
NOT: For once I would have to say there is not a definite not of the week. I mean other than WOOT not taking a depleted line seriously and paying for it dearly with their nutsack's hung on my wall. No Creature No Victory had a weak showing looking more like Creatard than the solid performer of TWL dying out early and dying often. Fieryfire definitely didn't play up to his usual game dying out early and managing to hit more rocks than opponents with his measley 4-10. But overall I would have to say a solid showing in the wb division. Very competitive matches....not so much elsewhere. (Shoutout to jaa and top5squad, the self-proclaimed season 3 champs of TWDT-D, nice job winning the first one even with chuckle as a 6*)
TWDT-J:
HOT: Talk about utter domination! No close games whatsoever in DT-J this week. You either raped or got raped. Let's list off some of our rapists!!!! Ceyve brought the house down helping PUMA to its 3-0 start with his very weak 15-4 (softy, you can do better). Ease also felt like following women into dark back alleys and came out with a dominant 18-9 controlling the game. Fieryfire made up for his poor showing in DT-D by comboing with Shadowmere to DP Kobra Kai with their 12-6 and 13-6 recs respectively. (wow this one got blatantly sexual, I hope people take tons of offense!!!! Moving on).
NOT: Those who lost this week got STOMPED. top5squad put up an alright effort and they still lost by 7. the average amount to lose by was well over 10. All of without ease must have decided to go out drinking the previous night because they all looked hung over, the strongest performance being a whopping 8-10. Evildeed for Kobra Kai managed to garner 10 deaths even though he was only subbed in with 5 left (props on that one! you should probably be in the HOT for doing something so spectacularly bad!). Oh and lets not forget mess, whom draft paid sooooo much for and fought ever so dearly to acquire....and what does he do? Turns in a 4-10. Nice pickup on that one draft!
TWDT-B:
HOT: A very strong game turned in by JAMAL and Internet Predators beating Without Ease....who still looked hung over...to an absolute pulp. Kobra Kai didn't fair so well either showing yet another depleted lineup (imagine that!) after humid stopped hitting ridiculously amazing and impossible wb shots during the first 5 mins. One person who definitely deserves an honorable mention here is Jethro Tull. BrokenLAG was traded by top5squad to ruby and was deemed the single most overrated player in the draft....and he made jaa pay for trading him away. 5 terr kills was just the tip of the ice berg, his lag will be haunting top5squad players in their sleep. Other honorable mentions handed out to every single spider in the Revenge vs. WOOT game, very strong showing.
NOT: Let's just leave Without Ease alone....I have bashed them enough. They showed a weak line compared to probably the strongest line and they paid for it...along with their hangovers....just can't stress how weak of a showing it was. Kobra Kai....not much better, we gotta get out act together. But let's focus on 2 people in particular: Necromotic and Brookus. I am sorry, but if someone paid 64*s for my ass, I would bring my A game. Necro did not. Sporting a 68-98 shark-like record (maybe a ph in shark record), albeit in a winning effort, he definitely did not pay off for the cost. OH!!! and what is that over in the terr kill column? A 2.....64* worthy right there! My 18* ass got more TeKs than you in an 11 minute shorter game. But I believe that Brookus takes the cake. I will be honest. Overall a very solid game for his first one back on the high competition scene. But 2 mistakes cost his team the game. That warp and then the impatience. Seriously...who warps to the middle of the cram when there are 2 opposing spids covering under? Come on, you knew better than that! And then, you survived a pelting, only to try and rush back in even though you had 50 seconds to get to the flag. Maybe a little antsy, but those dumb moves cost WOOT a game that was well in hand.
HOT: Who's hot? I'm hot! Damn right. Showing an utterly depleted line Kobra Kai faced a strong opponent in team WOOT (an early favorite to go far in TWDT-D), but one man rose above. He stood up and said not this day WOOTers, today us Kobra's shall reign supreme. That man was humid. (/end self blowjob). No but seriously? 21-9? Jesus I didn't know I had that in me. 5* wbs for the win. Honorable mentions will be handed out to siaxis who had a strong showing of 15-9 and Raspi who showed a fairly dominant VETERAN performance (only guy with more experience than kid kaos.....ALLEGEDLY).
NOT: For once I would have to say there is not a definite not of the week. I mean other than WOOT not taking a depleted line seriously and paying for it dearly with their nutsack's hung on my wall. No Creature No Victory had a weak showing looking more like Creatard than the solid performer of TWL dying out early and dying often. Fieryfire definitely didn't play up to his usual game dying out early and managing to hit more rocks than opponents with his measley 4-10. But overall I would have to say a solid showing in the wb division. Very competitive matches....not so much elsewhere. (Shoutout to jaa and top5squad, the self-proclaimed season 3 champs of TWDT-D, nice job winning the first one even with chuckle as a 6*)
TWDT-J:
HOT: Talk about utter domination! No close games whatsoever in DT-J this week. You either raped or got raped. Let's list off some of our rapists!!!! Ceyve brought the house down helping PUMA to its 3-0 start with his very weak 15-4 (softy, you can do better). Ease also felt like following women into dark back alleys and came out with a dominant 18-9 controlling the game. Fieryfire made up for his poor showing in DT-D by comboing with Shadowmere to DP Kobra Kai with their 12-6 and 13-6 recs respectively. (wow this one got blatantly sexual, I hope people take tons of offense!!!! Moving on).
NOT: Those who lost this week got STOMPED. top5squad put up an alright effort and they still lost by 7. the average amount to lose by was well over 10. All of without ease must have decided to go out drinking the previous night because they all looked hung over, the strongest performance being a whopping 8-10. Evildeed for Kobra Kai managed to garner 10 deaths even though he was only subbed in with 5 left (props on that one! you should probably be in the HOT for doing something so spectacularly bad!). Oh and lets not forget mess, whom draft paid sooooo much for and fought ever so dearly to acquire....and what does he do? Turns in a 4-10. Nice pickup on that one draft!
TWDT-B:
HOT: A very strong game turned in by JAMAL and Internet Predators beating Without Ease....who still looked hung over...to an absolute pulp. Kobra Kai didn't fair so well either showing yet another depleted lineup (imagine that!) after humid stopped hitting ridiculously amazing and impossible wb shots during the first 5 mins. One person who definitely deserves an honorable mention here is Jethro Tull. BrokenLAG was traded by top5squad to ruby and was deemed the single most overrated player in the draft....and he made jaa pay for trading him away. 5 terr kills was just the tip of the ice berg, his lag will be haunting top5squad players in their sleep. Other honorable mentions handed out to every single spider in the Revenge vs. WOOT game, very strong showing.
NOT: Let's just leave Without Ease alone....I have bashed them enough. They showed a weak line compared to probably the strongest line and they paid for it...along with their hangovers....just can't stress how weak of a showing it was. Kobra Kai....not much better, we gotta get out act together. But let's focus on 2 people in particular: Necromotic and Brookus. I am sorry, but if someone paid 64*s for my ass, I would bring my A game. Necro did not. Sporting a 68-98 shark-like record (maybe a ph in shark record), albeit in a winning effort, he definitely did not pay off for the cost. OH!!! and what is that over in the terr kill column? A 2.....64* worthy right there! My 18* ass got more TeKs than you in an 11 minute shorter game. But I believe that Brookus takes the cake. I will be honest. Overall a very solid game for his first one back on the high competition scene. But 2 mistakes cost his team the game. That warp and then the impatience. Seriously...who warps to the middle of the cram when there are 2 opposing spids covering under? Come on, you knew better than that! And then, you survived a pelting, only to try and rush back in even though you had 50 seconds to get to the flag. Maybe a little antsy, but those dumb moves cost WOOT a game that was well in hand.
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