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TWDT-D
Baratheon vs. Terrorist
50-41
Round 1
Baratheon continued their momentum from the Quarter-Finals, as Turban (17-10) went Super Saiyan, lighting up Terrorist ahead of Zidane (10-7), AFRI (10-8), Geio (9-6), and M_M God (4-10).
Top-seeded terrorist looked rusty out of the gate after a week off, faltering as only little buddha (11-10) went positive, alongside Stayon (9-10), dreamwin (8-10), Kado (7-10), and Absent (6-10).
HOT: Turban (17-10)
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Terrorist vs. Baratheon
50-41
Round 2
7-Star Absent (15-8) came out of nowhere to save Terrorist's TWDT-D season after a 6 week disappearance and no games of note, terrorizing Baratheon with a barrage of bullets, leading dreamwin (11-8), 6-Star superstar Kado (10-7), Rough (8-9), and Stayon (6-9) to the W.
Baratheon had a chance to finish Terror off and clinch a Finals berth, with a solid lead and the momentum, but bad death management and an early exit from Turban (9-10) before the mid-point of the game helped Terrorist rally with numbers and stage a comeback, as a riveting round from Zidane (13-10) couldn't buoy M_M God (7-10), AFRI (7-10), or Geio (5-10), as Stannis's squad fell by 9.
HOT: Absent (15-8)
NOT: Turban (9-10). After a seismic 17-10, Turban went from hero to zero faster than Jared from Subway.
You see what I did there? A hero is also a name for a sub.
I'll see myself out.
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Terrorist vs. Baratheon
50-39
Round 3
Absent (16-7) once again proved a destroyer of worlds, singlehandedly willing Terrorist into the Finals despite his squad not possessing a single 8+ star warbird, keeping the TWDT-D Cinderella story going as he put Stayon (12-9), dreamwin (8-6), Kado (8-10), and Rough (5-7) into his Kangaskhan pouch and carried them to victory.
Photo of Absent carrying (Sony CEO) Rough to victory in the Semi-Finals. To catch a wild Rough, you need to use a special Pokéballs. They're called Dreamwin's balls, and if you throw them at him, Rough will be all over them in a matter of seconds.
For Baratheon, M_M God (10-10), Turban (10-10), and Geio (9-10) played well, but poor starts from both Zidane (7-10) and AFRI (3-10) in combination proved too much to battle back from, although to his credit Zid did climb out of a 1-6 hole. The only hole AFRI crawled out of this round was Mr. Slaves.
With that, Terrorist advances to the TWDT-D Finals!
HOT: Absent (16-7)
NOT: AFRI (3-10). Every AFRI game is like Russian roulette, you either get a 15-8 or a 2-10 depending on his aim since he doesn't try to avoid bullets. I suspect he works at a Toyota car dealership in real life, because I've never seen do anything approaching a Dodge.
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Paddington vs. Silence
50-33
Round 1
This match featured what many considered the two strongest warbird teams this season. Expecting a classic, spectators were instead treated to a dud, as Paddington steadrolled over Silence 50-33.
24 (10-2) continued his assault on the league, ahead of Weak (11-7), Tiny (11-9), Best (10-9), and Siaxis (8-6). Incredibly, Paddington didn't have a single player go negative in either round. I don't know that I've ever seen such a strong 5-man effort before. Gudniss.
Ease (9-10) was the only player to approach parity, with 2pacZ (7-10), Zizzo (7-10), Lee (6-10), Tripin (3-7), and Rasaq (1-3) all going negative.
HOT: 24 (10-2)
HOT: Weak (11-7)
NOT: Tripin (3-7). This will give him more time to work on his website inspired by tripadvisor, called tripinadvisor. It advises TWDT captains not to pick Tripin.
Sadly, as a Brit, Commodo did not have access to this website during the draft, as the website is banned by David Cameron for showing ankle.
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Paddington vs. Silence
50-26
Round 2
TWDT Megastar 24 (14-7) made his way to another warbirding final, leading the Mike Trout of TWDT-D Siaxis (12-4), Tiny (8-2), Weak (7-4), and Best (9-9).
The Silencers all went negative in this blowout, with Zizzo (9-10), Rasaq (7-10), 2pacZ (2-5), pee pee sock (4-8), Ease (3-10), and Tripin (1-5) getting downed in straight sets.
Emperor PalpaTiny moves on to the TWDT-D Final with with Imperial March playing in the background, as the warbird and javelin stacking Evil Empire descends on the galaxy. Can a ragtag band of 7-Star players from the Republic whom Darth Vader has branded as Terrorists stop them?
HOT: 24 (14-7)
HOT: Siaxis (12-4)
NOT: Ease (3-10). Ease spent the night completing an 8 hour law exam online, and given that his mouse cursor is hovering above the "axe Ogron" button on TWD, I would describe his performance as...
I would describe Ease's performance as... an opportunity for others to go to the Finals and gain experience. Go Thunder!
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