HOT OR NOT -- WEEK 3

[ogron]

Hot or Not has received massive upgrades for 2023 this week, building on the foundation laid down in 2022.

You can find the latest edition here.

Enjoy!

[kentaro]

great read as always. Thanks for these OG

[Dwopple]

WHOAAAAAA ANOTHER HON BANGER!! Thanks as always for the solid entertainment, ogron.

Shout out to Amber Heard and coke addictions!

[RaCka]

Incredible man, these have been 10/10 entertaining

[Rab]

I know it's just a funny HoN but vys did eat 7 and they won by 2. So I stand by my cheater calls. I am right.

Speaking of cheaters, Joe was mining spawn again. I'm sure we decided that was cheating last time he did it.

[zidane]

Amazing read. for the record I was tk'd three times in the terrorist game so no one would have been able to play well so i'm going to have disagree with you.

no clue why joeses is resorting to spawn mines again, even in blowouts. guy has no class. should have been warned years ago but people ride his ballsack because of his discord. him spawning me 6x in a single round of semifinals wasn't enough, we need an op to get spawned like I did before common sense prevails.

[Grasps]

LOOOL My guts still hurt from this read. I've probably bruised a rib. Hilarious stuff Oggie!! Great way to start the week. Thank you for this! Take care!!!

[Omega Red]

I woke up for a slow day at work to find big Og with his HoN posted early in the morning, great way to start the day.

I liked the interviews and the mouse word associations were an instant classic. Great stuff!

[poube]

WONDERFUL WORK OGRON.

TOLD SHORTY ORDER THE LOBSTER
NEVER BEEN IN A MOVIE, FRONT ROW AT THE OSCAR'S
YOU CAN TELL I'M GANGSTER BY MY POSTURE

[Efhat]

WONDERFUL WORK OGRON.

TOLD SHORTY ORDER THE LOBSTER
NEVER BEEN IN A MOVIE, FRONT ROW AT THE OSCAR'S
YOU CAN TELL I'M GANGSTER BY MY POSTURE

As the first 6* player to ever go 130-50 in their 3rd game ever as a spider in 25 years of this game being up I can truly say I am utterly impressed and I am excited to see what the future holds for you.

Your angled shots, your top bar control awareness, and ability to know how to conserve and spend energy in specific situations is truly impressive for someone who’s only played three spider games in TWDTB. You are very ahead of the game.

Looking forward to you hitting 475 kills in one match a year from now.


The next MJ of TW.

[Rab]

poube read the spidering guide, he knows everything.

[SNOOPiE]

How am i the NOT in this game? Lmao!
Greate read tho bud!

[Ekk0]

This is the best one yet, thanks for doing these, it's incentive to perform better this week :P

[poube]

poube read the spidering guide, he knows everything.

YEAH TPZ HAS COACHED ME AND HE RECOMMENDED TO READ THE SPIDERING GUIDE SO I DID GLANCE THE GUIDE

I'VE HEARD THE ACCUSATIONS BEFORE
AND I AIN'T GONNA TAKE ANY MORE
BELIEVE ME
THE SUN IN YOUR EYES
MADE SOME OF THE LIES WORTH BELIEVING
I AM THE EYE IN THE SKY, LOOKING AT YOU
I CAN READ YOUR MIND

[RageRitual]

I would like to point out the aliased guy does not even get mentioned by sprackles auto bot hot or not! Also how is that game so close with a 5.5* difference in lines LOL!

https://twdt.trenchwars.com/match/15838306