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  • "Cover me, Porkins" "I'm right with you red three"

    http://jekporkins.net/


    I CAN HOLD IT
    --|-- Question #60 | Category: History
    --|-- Question: What husband wife team starred in "a turkey for the president"?
    --|-- Hint: Starts with 'Ron'
    ConCor> ronald reagan
    ConCor> ronal
    --|-- No one has given the correct answer of 'Ronald and Nancy Reagon'

  • #2
    ???

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    • #3
      poor jek, that portly bastard.

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      • #4
        Q: What on earth makes you think that Porkins destroyed the Death Star?

        A: Obviously you didn't read very carefully. We don't THINK he destroyed it, we KNOW.


        Q: Porkins died!

        A: No he didn't.


        Q: Yes he did, I saw it.

        A: No, he didn't.


        Q: BUT I SAW IT!

        A: You saw wrong.


        Q: HE'S DEAD!

        A: No he isn't.


        Q: I give up.

        A: Good.

        (from the faqs section)
        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

        Originally posted by Richard Creager
        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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        • #5
          I think the saddest thing about star wars is that obi wan actor alec guiness refused to have anything to do with either the story or any fan reaction to it. He is notoriuous for a) regretting he took the role so much that he forced lucas to kill him to ensure minimal time in the sequels and b) never replying to a single star wars related fan letter

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          • #6
            There's nothing funny about a fat man in a crash helmet
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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