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  • #31
    George W. Bush
    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Jason
      George W. Bush
      except for the fact that he has the power to do the things he "jokes" about..
      funny man though
      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
      5: Da1andonly> =((
      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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      • #33
        "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" (rim shot cymbols crash)
        1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


        1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
        1:trashed> wha
        1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
        1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
        1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
        1:trashed> i download my own

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        1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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        • #34
          Eddie Izzard is OK, Billy Connolly is better though.

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          • #35
            Jeremy Hotz is brilliant
            The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

            Originally posted by Richard Creager
            All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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            • #36
              The reason Mitch talks like that on stage is that apparently he sufferred from serious stage fright when he started and he couldn't quite get rid of it (that, or drugs). Mitch plays owner of The Hub in That 70s show


              Wadi, there's no way you can compare Hicks and Jeff, the first one was a society critic, highly cynical with occasional south jokes. Jeff is just a funny hillbilly

              Eddie Griffin is funny too, his full album is Voodoo child.

              Stephen Wright - he's just weird (funny, ye ye). I think it was he who was DJ during radio show in Reservoir Dogs
              Originally posted by Disliked
              However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


              Originally posted by concealed
              when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Jason
                George W. Bush
                Agreed.
                The sad part is, he doesn't even know what he's doing.
                7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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