A joke or 2

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

Michael jackson and his wife expect a new baby in the hospital ...
Michael asks the dr "so when can we start having sex again ?"
The dr' answers "i would wait till he is 10 at least"

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

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A punk with a mohok green hair and pircing's sits at a barber's shop .
Next to him a nun .
(sorry bout my english)
So the nun looks at him in horor .
He yells at her "what the fuck you looking at you pretty thing" .
The nun then runs away scared .....
then the barber tells the punk "wanna fuck her ? you can you know .."
The punk asks "how ?"
The barber says "go to the graveyard at 12 midnight she prays there, put a white blanket on and tell her your god and you forgive her sins if she fucks you."
the punk says " ok i'l try"

Midnight comes and the punk puts on a white blanket and goes to the graveyard and amazingly the nun is there crouching and praying .
So the punk yells "IM GOD .. I FORGIVE YOU IF U FUCK ME !!!"
The nun says "OK god but im a nun i need to stay a virigin please fuck me in the ass"
The punk says "Will do "
After all is done the punk throw away the blanket and shouts happy "KOOO KOO FOOLED YOU ITS ME THAT PUNK "
and then the nun throw away her clothes and shouts "KOO KOO FOOLED U ITS ME THE BARBER "

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

what the ?

Why do most accidents happen after man drink ?

Caus the woman drives home .....

[Dant-Zu]

Michael jackson and his wife expect a new baby in the hospital ...
Michael asks the dr "so when can we start having sex again ?"
The dr' answers "i would wait till he is 10 at least"

Jokes 'bout Michael Jackson = $

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

stupid joke but i love it ...

The lion walks around in the jungel horny as hell ..
He cant seem to find who to fuck .
He see a dead cow in the middle of a clearing .
He looks left right to see no one is there and he cant help it so he fucks it .
Suddenly he raises his head and see's all the animals looking at him shocked ...
So he shouts "TOLD U STUPID COW I'L FUCK YOU TILL YOU DROP DEAD !"

[Mr. Peanuts]

hahahaha, this is hilarious, you really should go into stand-up.

HOHOHO

[ZeUs!!]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one goes: does this taste funny to you?

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
There's no ferrari in my garage

[Jerome Scuggs]

whats the best thing about having sex with twenty three year olds

THERES TWENTY OF THEM

[abrasion]

whats the best thing about having sex with twenty three year olds

THERES TWENTY OF THEM

Sounds like a micheal jackson thing to me.

[NaiLed]

How do you make a baby drink?

Put it in a blender

[abrasion]

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he's made enought that he just gave away a huge portfolio.” The next guy said, “I'm so proud of my son. He's a car dealer and he's doing so well, he just gave away a Ferrari.” The third guy says, “I'm so proud of my son. He's got enough money that he just gave away a million-dollar home.”
Just as the third guy fininshes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, “What are you guys talking about?'
“Just about how good our sons are doing,” the three men replied. “Well, my son is doing very well,” says the fourth man, “He's a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home.”

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

H Aha Ha Ha H

That Bear Joke Killed Me ......
Never Heard It Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha H Ahahaa Haaaaaa
Great !

[sixtoo]

classic

[Kid Kaos]

Sick ass bastards.

[MusLimStuDiO1]

What do you get when you stab a 6-month-old baby with a kitchen knife?

An erection

:/ Retarded.