A joke or 2

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

Israeli joke ....

This one is an israeli joke :

This man comes to his friends wife and says
"What if we do it when he is gone to work ?"
The wife answers "How can u say somthing like that he is your friend"

The man says "What if i give you 10000$"
The wife answer "u must be kidding, ok for 10000$ i will"

A day later in the morning the man comes to his friends wife with 10000$ .
The wife cant believe he was serios but the money was too much to discard so she fucked him .

In the evening the husband came home with a serios look .
He asked his wife :
"Was my friend here this morning ?"

The wife turned pale and answerd
"yes he was "

The husband asks
"did he leave 10000$ ?"

The wife swalowing her tongue sais quietly
"yes he did ...."

The husband looked amazed and said
"I cant believe it !"
"That friend of mine !!!!"

"this morning he came to me asking me for 10000$ and said he will return them this evening ...What a pal .."

[ZeUs!!]

whats the best thing about having sex with twenty three year olds

THERES TWENTY OF THEM

That was Tigerex's joke which I told you about a month ago

How do you make a baby drink?

Put it in a blender

That was my joke which I told you about four months ago


Jeez guys, get some new material

[NaiLed]

leave me alone

[Saturn V]

Geek joke.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

TO GET TO THE OTHER... ER... UH...

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

Why ....

J12 burst walks in the street and see a little kid play with dog shit with a stick ...
J12 asks .."hey kid what are u doing ?"

The kid answer "im making israeli f15-i ace from shit"

J12 asks .."Why cant you make J12 burst from shit ?"

The kid answer "Caus i dont have enough shit !!!!!!"

[Amok]

You're not 27.

[eehh]

You're not 27.

2+7=9

he's 9!

[arwen_7]

2+7=9

he's 9!

thats accually quite amussing

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

well

I wish i would be 9 over again ...
So i dont have any problem with what you wrote ...

Ok another joke .....

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane was airborne,
drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

[ISRAELI F15-I ACE]

When u well equiped ...

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.