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  • #16
    Originally posted by Pearl Jam
    do the gallon challenge with your lady friend

    that's where you see who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest*

    *you will throw up a lot. there's just no way around it

    edit: by the way, i'm not talking pussy, pitter-patter vomiting either. i'm talking hands-on-hip form projectile vomiting

    edit again: if you do it sober you won't throw up as much, but it won't be nearly as fun

    i did that once during lunch, to get out of english the next period.. i bought 8 milks, i drank 5 and a half within about 5 minutes, and i started puking... the lunch aid came over and was like "why don't you drink some more?!" being all sarcastic, so i finished that 6th milk, and puked for quite some bit of time.
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Troll King
      Nothing anyone here will suggest can top a lady friend of yours suggesting you go to a strip club because she might be bisexual.

      NOTHING.
      Originally posted by Adman
      unless, it involves her, and her bisexual friend. TK has been topped.
      Take it from an old guy that's been down that road. If you care about this girl, that is the sound of an iron-clad mistake, coming down further from the path than you. Bisexual women = Bullshit annoyance. Two women = too goddamn much to put up with, one can be hard enough to take at a time. And if you think I'm wrong, I'll refer you to the 3 of my ex-girlfriends that started sleeping with each other after we broke up to form their own little "We hate Sarien" club, or the guy I know that was all hot for this with his wife, until his wife left him for another woman... well .. replace left.. with "divorced".. and you got it.
      "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

      Reinstate Me.

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      • #18
        1. Sarien = ravendon

        2. jas if this day doesn't in some way involve sandcastles, I will be disappointed.

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        • #19
          get drunk if you want, but i'd suggest not getting too wasted. if you have a great time, you want to be sure you remember it the next day.

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          • #20
            Take her to your home and show her how to play SS! $
            Regency> not in for dd lol
            Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<

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            • #21
              Shade... that's just WEIRD. Indirectly, you're a fucking psychic. We're going to Virginia Beach either the last week of April or the first week of May, and I'm damn sure sand castles will be involved.

              WEIRD!
              jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Pearl Jam
                do the gallon challenge with your lady friend

                that's where you see who can drink a gallon of milk the fastest*

                *you will throw up a lot. there's just no way around it

                edit: by the way, i'm not talking pussy, pitter-patter vomiting either. i'm talking hands-on-hip form projectile vomiting

                edit again: if you do it sober you won't throw up as much, but it won't be nearly as fun
                how much is a gallon in litre?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Dant-Zu
                  Take her to your home and show her how to play SS! $
                  Best idea so far!
                  Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                  You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                  There wont be another election for president.
                  Obama is the Omega President.
                  http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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