Is your son a hacker?

[Cops]

I change my ISP frequently, it helps to get around being banned from servers, well I don't change it my brother's do. I install all pirated - hacked programs off the internet and it takes little to no skill to get them. I constantly want new hardware my celeron 2.0 sucks balls. Hacking manuals confuse the fuck out of me, most people get confused with what hacking is. Guessing someones password is not hacking and using illegal programs in games requires little to no skill to aquire. I spend a good couple hours on my computer through out the day. I play Quake, it's a pretty fun game. Quake isn't a place where people go to spread hacking devices or information and anyone who thinks that is retarded. Mandrake and the other programs he talked about are operating systems which are a hundred times better then anything windows ever puts out. And if you want stolen cedit card numbers type in kazaa "stolen credit card numbers" and print off a list and go sit in some internet cafe and try to buy youself something. I havn't "radically" changed my appearance but if you saw me I'm not normal looking, I have a mohawk which is usually dyed. I've always struggled academically, you couldn't get me to join a sports team if your life depended on it. And I still couldn't hack anything even if it was just guesisng someones password. These top 10 lists just create sterotypes.

[THE ENFORCER]

it's a joke you assclown

Erad or Vitron remind me the points in the post where it is excatly suppose to be funny?

Or is it that if anyone posts anything serious on this forum it is automatically treated as a joke?

[Troll King]

Heh... it's like one of those public service film strips from the fifties.

This could happen in your house, or your house, or YOUR house!

[Subjugation]

i think it's kinda clear it's a joke when it sung the praises of AOL in example 1.

[eRad]

remind me the points in the post where it is excatly suppose to be funny?

i dont know

try THE ENTIRE POST

it's an OLD JOKE, keyword: JOKE, that has been posted and seen many times for years now.

stop taking it seriously, you pathetic retard. the fact that you believe any of this is a testament to your infinite supply of idiocy

[THE ENFORCER]

Oh im sorry i dont know all the technical faults in the post that would obviously be seen by someone who studies computer 24/7 and never leaves the house!

But im sure that many parents would be worried about what thier child does on the computer thus making it a pretty relevant comment!

Oh please tell me the exact lines where it is suppose to be clear to someone like me whose life doesnt revolve around a screen all day that the post is suppose to be a joke. And if you think the post about parents being worried that thier children may use thier computer for the wrong reasons that is not a joke! many parents are worried about it!

eRad go back to your aluminum foiled roof, semen covered matress, windowless dark damp room with the only light is comming from the neon glow in the corner and reflect upon your life and see which one is the idiot!

[Amok]

You don't have to know much about computers to realise it's a joke...I mean, seriously..

[PipArchDevil]

OMG THE HACKERS ARE COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! :eek:

[THE ENFORCER]

You don't have to know much about computers to realise it's a joke...I mean, seriously..

And how so tell me where in the post which specific statement can you see that? like i said it before is it because there is a serious statement on this forum that it is automatically declared a joke, really pathetic!

Or

Obviously it is only a joke to those who spend thier lives on a computer and know all those idiotic sarcastic jokes with computer but dont call people like me an idiot when we dont get it because we dont spend our lives infront of a screen all day and commit our lives to a computer. OK?
if you think its funny then explain to the rest of the people why instead of just insulting everyone thereby thinking your so superior because you get a lame computer joke!

[Subjugation]

i love how the enforcer tries to take every post and turn it into a polarizing debate. dude, it's clearly a joke. just eat your shit and get over yourself.

[Jeansi]

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make him understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.


9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

rofl. and don't forget the black és shoes. That's what they used when I was younger anyway.

good read vit

[Amok]

if you think its funny then explain to the rest of the people why instead of just insulting everyone thereby thinking your so superior because you get a lame computer joke!

Firstly, I don't think it's funny, I just said it's obvious that it was written facetiously.
Secondly, I didn't insult anyone.
Thirdly, now I will because I cannot fathom how anyone could be so dense. Did you even read more than the first paragraph? Jesus.

[Leaf]

A joke which is that long isn't a good joke.

[Mr. Peanuts]

no, its a series of jokes you fool!

[THE ENFORCER]

Firstly, I don't think it's funny, I just said it's obvious that it was written facetiously.
Secondly, I didn't insult anyone.
Thirdly, now I will because I cannot fathom how anyone could be so dense. Did you even read more than the first paragraph? Jesus.

Its not obvious, to the rest of society who live outside a computer at least.

Go get some sunshine and the leave the room and i think the electronics has fried your brain!