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Originally posted by Fallen Angel
And more attractive, mustn't forget about that!
Dutch people are dead sexy
Dutch people are dead sexy
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Bill Hicks on the first Gulf War
People ask me where I stood politically you know. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy. But that I believe he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet Earth. Yeah, I'm a little a little to the left there, I was. I was leaning that way. Yeah you know who else is going, little Quayle boy. Little Damien. Is that guy Damien? Tell me those blank empty eyes aren't gonna glow red in the very near future: "Stop makingjokes about meee. Nrrr. I'll spell potato any fucking way I want. Nrrrr. Rioters in LA, let's nuke them. Bush was a pussy Nrr He held me back."
Frightening people man. Bush tried to buy votes towards the end of the election. Goes around, you know, selling weapons to everyone, getting that military industrial complex vote happening for him. Sold 160 fighter jets to Korea and then 240 tanks to Kuwait and then goes around making speeches why he should be Commander-in-Chief because, "We still live in a dangerous world." Thanks to you, you fucker!
What are you doing? Last week Kuwaitis had nothing but rocks! They're arming the fucking world man. You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out:
"Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons."
How do you know that?
"Uh, well... We looked at the receipts Haar." "Ah but as soon as that cheque clears, we're going in." "What time's the bank open? 8? We're going in at 9." "We're going in for God and country and democracy and here's a foetus and he's a Hitler. Whatever you fucking need, let's go. Get motivated behind this, let's go!"
Ohoh looks like Mr. Major was on the hot seat there for a second too. Little Iraqgate, little rapscallion he is. "Did we send, did I... did... I'll have to check Maggie's old calendar."
What's funny about this. Every one of your papers says that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"... which Iraq then converted into military equipment. I have news for you folks, a cannon is a machine tool. Your Orwellian language notwithstanding, it's a fucking machine, it's a tool. Our papers in the States have the same thing.
We sold Iraq "farming equipment" which Iraq then "converted". How do they do this? "Simsalabim simsalabim aa salabim sim sim sim salabim." Wow! It was a chicken coop, it's now a nuclear reactor!" "This war's for Aladdin." Farming equipment which they converted into military, okay, you got me I'm curious, exactly what kind of farming equipment is this?
"Oh okay, well it's stuff for the farmers of Iraq." Yeah? What?
"Ooh okay, ar well ooh one of the things we gave them was for the little farmer, a new thing we came up with called er the er, flame-throwing rake." "No it was for the farmer, see. He would rake the leaves and then just turn around Boooo." "But you know what the Iraqis did with that?"
There's no trees in Iraq, what are you sending them rakes for, you asshole?
"We could have done our research better perhaps yes."
What else did you sell 'em?
"Okay er one of the other things we gave 'em was a new thing... for the farmer." "The, er, armoured tractor." "No, see, farmers when they farm look over their shoulders at times and they won't see a tree and they'll hit it maybe and there'll be a wasps nest in the tree and the wasps will come in and sting 'em." "So we put four inches of armour all over the tractor. And a turret to shoot pesticides on the wasps." "Yeah but you know what the Iraqis did with that?" "Can't trust 'em."
I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries then we go and blow the shit out of em. We're like the bullies of the world, you know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane... Throwing the pistol at the sheep herder's feet:
"Pick it up."
"I don't wanna pick it up mister, you'll shoot me."
"Pick up the gun".
"Mister, I don't want no trouble huh. I just came down town here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about 10 rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble mister."
"Pick up the gun."
Boom boom
"You all saw him. He had a gun."Originally posted by Disliked
Originally posted by concealedComment
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Lol, that was fun to read Crven. Of course not true though. Yes we did sell Iraq weapons, but that was 20 years ago when we thought Iran was the bigger threat and they were both dueling it out with each other. None, well almost none, of those weapons survived for use for the Gulf War or the last Iraq war, because they were either already used, or inoperable because they collected dust for too long.
This whole thing about arming the world, true. It started with the Cold War when the Russians were doing the same thing. But I guess we can't get rid of old habits. We give weapons to our allies, but someday they might not be allies anymore. We don't sell the most high-tech stuff, meaning if we ever go to war against any of these nations these weapons would not really help them win. But somedays these weapons do bite us in the face when they are used to put down a popular rebellion.
If we didn't sell these weapons, these nations would just get lower-tech stuff from somewhere else anyways.
Some might argue terrorists use these weapons. Mostly the weapons anti-coalition forces in Iraq are using are home-made bombs, Russian designed rpgs and russian designed ak-47 rifles. But I say designed for a reason, although these weapons were distributed a lot in ME about 20 years ago, all the weapons being used today are copies. Meaning ME countries started copying and made their own weapons. All the weapons we are against in Iraq came from Saddam's arsenal, and these weapons are copies made in ME made from designs we and the russians gave them a long time ago.
Just a line of wisdom, weapons do not create war, people create war. If someone wants war, no matter what we do, they will find or make their own weapons somewhere.
PS We gave the Kuwaitis weapons for a good and justifiable reason, Iraq just invaded them, and these weapons would defend or at least deter against another invasion. I think enough time has passed where these weapons will not bite us in the face.Last edited by lunch3; 05-06-2004, 08:59 AM.-L3Comment
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How the fuck do you know what im interested in? until you come up with ESP dont comment on my intentions ok?Originally posted by wadiComment
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Originally posted by THE ENFORCER
and yet, you replied my post and this thread1 + 1 = 1Comment
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The British pictures were fakes, the guys who made them were found, theyre just normal people but were having a laugh.. Pissing on some poor guy.Originally posted by cundorI hate the Americans and Brittons for torturing hostiles
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Laff. Iraq is so funny.http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/l...ature copy.gif
^^^ My new sig i wasted 10 minutes of my life making! W00tz for mE! :D:cool:
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i'm guessing it's cuz you were stoned off your ass and saw lots of naked boobs?Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrdComment
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Well, it's not like I didn't enjoy some herby goodness while I was there (for God's sake, you're an American in a place where it's okay to do that stuff--live a little), but the countryside is really beautiful no matter how you cut it. Also, "old" architechture in the US means it's about 200 years old. There's some truly amazing stuff in Europe.
The boobs didn't really phase me. It may sound like one of those internet cop-outs, but here goes: I've seen boobs before. RogerMexico, on the other hand, was caught drinking Heineken out of some girl's asshole. That guy loves his legalized prostitution.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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Hay there, kindergarden called and told me they wanted their arguments back.Originally posted by lunch3Jesus Christ on a pogo stickComment
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u got jokes...Comment
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Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
[The american way] "hey maa look at me! ive dun got some "eye-rack-ees" tied up, shit niggaaaaaaa.......CHEEEEEEEEEESE!"
lol at least our guys are smart enough to abuse those lil camel jockeys out of the cameras eyes....
[ENGLISH way] "you twat" *thump* = no properganda for Arab/Iraqi TV.Comment
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Every time you post, an angel gets his penis cut off...Originally posted by zx.
Think about the angels next time, you heartless bastard...Reclusion
"That's what's so illogical about being a smurf. I mean, what's the point in living if you don't have a dick?"Comment
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We can tell what your intentions are, your too ovious, you forum troll you.Originally posted by THE ENFORCERComment
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lol wait is enforcer still saying Bush is good?Originally posted by TysonOriginally posted by HeavenSentOriginally posted by IzorComment
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